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[WASHED KING]

You doin all this thottin and boppin in a small city?

I couldn't imagine living in a big city. It would literally be too many options.

1.35 million people is plenty big enough for me.

 

[アミーゴ]

I couldn't imagine living in a big city. It would literally be too many options.

1.35 million people is plenty big enough for me.

Big city is so much better - never crossed connections and had to worry.

You got a good year or two left in you and then it might be time.

28 was my best year - TAY for to witness all my tales

 

[WASHED KING]

So I've narrowed the number of women I'm dealing with down from like 6 to just 2. Both of their names start with M. So to make context easier I will call 1 of them

A and the other B.

A - Is my main joint. She's 24, med assistant, 5'5 light brownskin, pretty face, full lips slim thick. Met her off Hinge before I deleted the app last year, took her on a date back in June for some drinks then asked if she wanted to hit the bars after with me and my friends and she was with it. Took her home after and she's been with me since. Good girl, cooks for me, does my laundry when I say jump she basically says how high. Mad jealous and possessive though. Went through my phone one time while I was sleep and unfollowed like 100 women off my IG, deleted numbers out my phone and everything.

B - This is the one that was wilding out in the bar. 26 paralegal, 5'8 light skin, pretty face, thick. I met her through mutual friends around Feb of 2024. We were always just friendly until Late May (right before I met A). The whole friend group usually pre games at her and her roommate's spot on the weekends before we hit the bars because we can just walk from their spot and we don't have to worry about driving. That night in May idk what happened but she was choosing and was on me all night. We come back to their spot after and we hook up.

The summer was basically me being with A during the week and B on weekends. Neither had wanted commitment at that point so we was good. Then B's outburst/tantrum occurred and everything got hot. Both of them knew about each other at that point. B was mad at me for like a month so everything cooled down and I went ahead locked in with A. I thought I was in the clear. WRONG. Early in the fall B made it her mission to try to get me to cheat. We would be out and every weekend she would be in my ear asking me to go home with her. I held solid cause TECHNICALLY I haven't fully cheated. She be kissing on my neck, grabbing my **** in the club. She be wilding out.

Too summarize basically another 4 months to present day quickly. B had a man, she brought him out with us one time to the club it was like January. She's not my girl so honestly I didn't care but dude made it a point to dap up everyone but me. And unfortunately I'm petty.

I wanted to get my get back so I looked at my boy and said "Yes, I'm free I'm good now". I knew her friend would hear it and tell her she did. The next thing you know she's crashing out mad and yelling. I remember her storming out mad and dude looking mad confused cause she wouldn't even let him touch her. I wanted him to know I could snatch his ***** at any given moment if I wanted to. She sent me a long *** drunk voice message later that night about how much it bothered her etc etc. I just texted back "leave him then" and left it at that. Now to present day my drunk decisions has B single telling me she doesn't care I have a girl and she wants me. While I'm faced with knowing my main joint is about to want to go outside again (She doesn't party in the winter). So either I have to stay inside all summer, or face the inevitable of them crossing paths. This is my last summer in my 20's so sitting at the crib isn't an option.

Day party season starts this weekend. Whatever happens happens. Will post QS of them both later tonight when NT isn't as hot. Cats like screenshotting.

 

[tokes99]

Too summarize basically another 4 months to present day quickly. B had a man, she brought him out with us one time to the club it was like January. She's not my girl so honestly I didn't care but dude made it a point to dap up everyone but me. And unfortunately I'm petty.

I wanted to get my get back so I looked at my boy and said "Yes, I'm free I'm good now". I knew her friend would hear it and tell her she did. The next thing you know she's crashing out mad and yelling. I remember her storming out mad and dude looking mad confused cause she wouldn't even let him touch her. I wanted him to know I could snatch his ***** at any given moment if I wanted to. She sent me a long *** drunk voice message later that night about how much it bothered her etc etc. I just texted back "leave him then" and left it at that. Now to present day my drunk decisions has B single telling me she doesn't care I have a girl and she wants me. While I'm faced with knowing my main joint is about to want to go outside again (She doesn't party in the winter). So either I have to stay inside all summer, or face the inevitable of them crossing paths. This is my last summer in my 20's so sitting at the crib isn't an option.

Day party season starts this weekend. Whatever happens happens. Will post QS of them both later tonight when NT isn't as hot. Cats like screenshotting.

nah, you’re wylin’…both women by description are definitional red flags one has the audacity to go through your phone & delete contacts & still stick around? the other is putting you & her current man/situation in the same rooms & man feels a way to the point where he can’t even play it cool, making it a point not to be cordial….man be really crash outs over these type scenarios especially when the women gas up the ting, why even invite this potential chaos? it’s one thing if there is plausible deniability but here all parties involved are fully aware…

you setting up your summer to have some stories to tell

 

[fluid hips]

Between what time b? So I know when to be on for the QS

 

[tay1]

From 6 to 2? IDK how ya'll juggle all that.

If I'm in too many text threads at once I get irritated.

 

[mrtarheel]

So I've narrowed the number of women I'm dealing with down from like 6 to just 2. Both of their names start with M. So to make context easier I will call 1 of them

A and the other B.

A - Is my main joint. She's 24, med assistant, 5'5 light brownskin, pretty face, full lips slim thick. Met her off Hinge before I deleted the app last year, took her on a date back in June for some drinks then asked if she wanted to hit the bars after with me and my friends and she was with it. Took her home after and she's been with me since. Good girl, cooks for me, does my laundry when I say jump she basically says how high. Mad jealous and possessive though. Went through my phone one time while I was sleep and unfollowed like 100 women off my IG, deleted numbers out my phone and everything.

B - This is the one that was wilding out in the bar. 26 paralegal, 5'8 light skin, pretty face, thick. I met her through mutual friends around Feb of 2024. We were always just friendly until Late May (right before I met A). The whole friend group usually pre games at her and her roommate's spot on the weekends before we hit the bars because we can just walk from their spot and we don't have to worry about driving. That night in May idk what happened but she was choosing and was on me all night. We come back to their spot after and we hook up.

The summer was basically me being with A during the week and B on weekends. Neither had wanted commitment at that point so we was good. Then B's outburst/tantrum occurred and everything got hot. Both of them knew about each other at that point. B was mad at me for like a month so everything cooled down and I went ahead locked in with A. I thought I was in the clear. WRONG. Early in the fall B made it her mission to try to get me to cheat. We would be out and every weekend she would be in my ear asking me to go home with her. I held solid cause TECHNICALLY I haven't fully cheated. She be kissing on my neck, grabbing my **** in the club. She be wilding out.

Too summarize basically another 4 months to present day quickly. B had a man, she brought him out with us one time to the club it was like January. She's not my girl so honestly I didn't care but dude made it a point to dap up everyone but me. And unfortunately I'm petty.

I wanted to get my get back so I looked at my boy and said "Yes, I'm free I'm good now". I knew her friend would hear it and tell her she did. The next thing you know she's crashing out mad and yelling. I remember her storming out mad and dude looking mad confused cause she wouldn't even let him touch her. I wanted him to know I could snatch his ***** at any given moment if I wanted to. She sent me a long *** drunk voice message later that night about how much it bothered her etc etc. I just texted back "leave him then" and left it at that. Now to present day my drunk decisions has B single telling me she doesn't care I have a girl and she wants me. While I'm faced with knowing my main joint is about to want to go outside again (She doesn't party in the winter). So either I have to stay inside all summer, or face the inevitable of them crossing paths. This is my last summer in my 20's so sitting at the crib isn't an option.

Day party season starts this weekend. Whatever happens happens. Will post QS of them both later tonight when NT isn't as hot. Cats like screenshotting.

She can no longer be the main if she went into the phone. She stole from you!

 

[206to813]

Both seem like they should be cut from the roster imo

 

[tay1]

She can no longer be the main if she went into the phone. She stole from you!

Xactly.

The unfollows and the deleting numbers are automatic demotion. Worse part about the unfollows is that you may not see they page again. There's still one who I can't remember. She was bad

 

[rbk93]

Add the birthday weekend to the list of Ls.

She came but basically bull****ted.

 

[WASHED KING]

Between what time b? So I know when to be on for the QS

Around 10

nah, you’re wylin’…both women by description are definitional red flags one has the audacity to go through your phone & delete contacts & still stick around? the other is putting you & her current man/situation in the same rooms & man feels a way to the point where he can’t even play it cool, making it a point not to be cordial….man be really crash outs over these type scenarios especially when the women gas up the ting, why even invite this potential chaos? it’s one thing if there is plausible deniability but here all parties involved are fully aware…

you setting up your summer to have some stories to tell

I’m a red flag. I can’t lie. I can deal with a little chaos. Just don’t hit anyone or damage property and we good.

 

[fluid hips]

Worse part about the unfollows is that you may not see they page again. There's still one who I can't remember. She was bad

You gotta save posts for these type of scenarios

 

[daruma]

Around 10



I’m a red flag. I can’t lie. I can deal with a little chaos. Just don’t hit anyone or damage property and we good.

what time zone?

 

[frshstunna]

Add the birthday weekend to the list of Ls.

She came but basically bull****ted.

Damn what happened dawg?

 

[frshstunna]

Around 10



I’m a red flag. I can’t lie. I can deal with a little chaos. Just don’t hit anyone or damage property and we good.

It starts with phone games, social media bs and stuff like that and ends with them trying to get physical, destroy property and worse

Keep your head on a swivel mane, you got these joints in their feelings already so move smart

 

[rbk93]

Damn what happened dawg?

Basically curved me.

 

[アミーゴ]

Basically curved me.

What’s the deal - brother I’ve only head about L’s from you, we gotta get you right.

 

[アミーゴ]

I’m most disappointed that WASHED KING still hasn’t pulled up to a NT night out.

 

[アミーゴ]

checks mcgee going to have some tales after this weekend - St Paddy’s day in Chi

 

[WASHED KING]

I’m most disappointed that WASHED KING still hasn’t pulled up to a NT night out.

Teaching and basketball schedule makes it tough man.

The summer is really my only option

 

[アミーゴ]

Teaching and basketball schedule makes it tough man.

The summer is really my only option

THAT is when I pull up to DC yearly

You gotta just come into the family - I’m hiring an analyst right now for a fall start at the firm

 

[WASHED KING]

what time zone?

Dropping them in like 5 cause I’m about to make a move right now

 

[WASHED KING]

THAT is when I pull up to DC yearly

You gotta just come into the family - I’m hiring an analyst right now for a fall start at the firm

What those analyst requirements looking like

 

[WASHED KING]

So I've narrowed the number of women I'm dealing with down from like 6 to just 2. Both of their names start with M. So to make context easier I will call 1 of them

A and the other B.

A - Is my main joint. She's 24, med assistant, 5'5 light brownskin, pretty face, full lips slim thick. Met her off Hinge before I deleted the app last year, took her on a date back in June for some drinks then asked if she wanted to hit the bars after with me and my friends and she was with it. Took her home after and she's been with me since. Good girl, cooks for me, does my laundry when I say jump she basically says how high. Mad jealous and possessive though. Went through my phone one time while I was sleep and unfollowed like 100 women off my IG, deleted numbers out my phone and everything.

B - This is the one that was wilding out in the bar. 26 paralegal, 5'8 light skin, pretty face, thick. I met her through mutual friends around Feb of 2024. We were always just friendly until Late May (right before I met A). The whole friend group usually pre games at her and her roommate's spot on the weekends before we hit the bars because we can just walk from their spot and we don't have to worry about driving. That night in May idk what happened but she was choosing and was on me all night. We come back to their spot after and we hook up.

The summer was basically me being with A during the week and B on weekends. Neither had wanted commitment at that point so we was good. Then B's outburst/tantrum occurred and everything got hot. Both of them knew about each other at that point. B was mad at me for like a month so everything cooled down and I went ahead locked in with A. I thought I was in the clear. WRONG. Early in the fall B made it her mission to try to get me to cheat. We would be out and every weekend she would be in my ear asking me to go home with her. I held solid cause TECHNICALLY I haven't fully cheated. She be kissing on my neck, grabbing my **** in the club. She be wilding out.

Too summarize basically another 4 months to present day quickly. B had a man, she brought him out with us one time to the club it was like January. She's not my girl so honestly I didn't care but dude made it a point to dap up everyone but me. And unfortunately I'm petty.

I wanted to get my get back so I looked at my boy and said "Yes, I'm free I'm good now". I knew her friend would hear it and tell her she did. The next thing you know she's crashing out mad and yelling. I remember her storming out mad and dude looking mad confused cause she wouldn't even let him touch her. I wanted him to know I could snatch his ***** at any given moment if I wanted to. She sent me a long *** drunk voice message later that night about how much it bothered her etc etc. I just texted back "leave him then" and left it at that. Now to present day my drunk decisions has B single telling me she doesn't care I have a girl and she wants me. While I'm faced with knowing my main joint is about to want to go outside again (She doesn't party in the winter). So either I have to stay inside all summer, or face the inevitable of them crossing paths. This is my last summer in my 20's so sitting at the crib isn't an option.

Day party season starts this weekend. Whatever happens happens. Will post QS of them both later tonight when NT isn't as hot. Cats like screenshotting.

QS

A:


B:

 

[paulwest1985]

WASHED KING