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[Mark Antony]

 

[TSCQ]

She’s on that #bodypositivity wave that’s on social media.
Let enough men shame her, she gonna pick up that nair bottle real quick.

 

[storm2006]

I don’t know if it’s just me but anytime I see a white girl, scroll through her pics and determine she makes the cut, I immediately go back up to look to see if they have a political affiliation.

Liberal = Aight, I can rock with you. Swipe right.
Conservative = You voted from Trump twice. Swipe left.
Moderate = You either truly are moderate which could go a lot of different ways or you are conservative but ashamed to publicly admit it. Gut feeling toss-up on right or left.
Nothing = You’re smart and get a pass but the jury is still out. Gut feeling but usually swipe right.

Just one of the small things I always notice given the America that we live in

 

[ballinsam23]

Went out with some MAGA queens who were super closed minded. Then went out with liberals who were on the opposite extreme end of that spectrum. Now, I'm usually a bit wary of anyone with a strong political opinion or affiliation on these apps.

Random story: I brought this white girl back once to the crib. She was super involved in the BLM protests here in NYC based on some of the pics she showed me. I'm not even black but had group photos with some of my closer friends who are, so for some reason she wanted to emphasize that her involvement. Party and ******** by Biggie came on in the background while on shuffle and I swear she was reciting the lyrics dropping the N word like it's part of her vocabulary.

These NYU chicks

 

[storm2006]

Went out with some MAGA queens who were super closed minded. Then went out with liberals who were on the opposite extreme end of that spectrum. Now, I'm usually a bit wary of anyone with a strong political opinion or affiliation on these apps.

Random story: I brought this white girl back once to the crib. She was super involved in the BLM protests here in NYC based on some of the pics she showed me. I'm not even black but had group photos with some of my closer friends who are, so for some reason she wanted to emphasize that her involvement. Party and Bull**** by Biggie came on in the background while on shuffle and I swear she was reciting the lyrics dropping the N word like it's part of her vocabulary.

These NYU chicks

I feel like white women who go out of their way to talk about BLM in their bios are doing the most while also throwing up the bat signal for black men to swipe right

I have NEVER heard a white woman drop an n-bomb in a singalong IMO I don’t think she does that if you are black, though

 

[ahat]

I filter out white women. Problem solved.

 

[WASHED KING]

MAGA ain stopping ****

 

[storm2006]

I filter out white women. Problem solved.

More milk for me then

 

[ahat]

 

[smedroc]

What a dumb ****

 

[storm2006]

“Fat Tingz” “I prolly won’t **** em but I’ll take the slops”

 

[DripNick]

Bloke was dead *** serious too

 

[Bazooka]

I don’t even like hairy arms on women..that pic is just..nah

 

[bigslim773]

Nah she’s wolfing it too hard down there
Her other pics weren’t bad, idk why she decided to post that one. Must be proud of it or something

 

[Mark Antony]

I filter out white women. Problem solved.

 

[アミーゴ]

Hello, chaps. The holidays are a great time to EAT, make me proud boyz

 

[usabasketball08]

I don’t even like hairy arms on women..that pic is just..nah

She has at least 100 dudes in her inbox that are ready to take it down. She’s not gonna shave it

 

[dontsteponmyshoes]

You know she musty. Lift up that sundress after a warm summer day you whole crib gona be smelling like salmon and french onion soup

 

[oidreez]

Bloke was dead *** serious too

He's only saying what guys are thinking albeit in a funny/rude way

 

[storm2006]

While I agree there is high probability she smells like seafood and soup, maybe usabasketball08 is onto something with the 100 dudes in the DMs.

What if she knows she’s mid so she decided to differentiate herself from the competition by cornering the market for dudes who are into hairy yambs? Essentially now she’s dominating a niche subset of women rather than going up against the field.

For research, I went on one of those sites and typed in “hairy bbw” and there were countless videos with tens of thousands of views. She might be a playing 4D Chess with the hairy pic brehs

 

[wayniac211]

having hair slide down your throat while eating the P is worst thing ever

 

[willypete]

Just means there’ll be hella secrets

 

[BIG LEEMELONE]

 

[storm2006]

Ole girl is simply not living in reality. I forgot how it came up but a long distance ex once asked me if I watched porn/fap and I was just like


I could MAYBE see a woman taking offense or it being problematic if it was some OD kinky **** but mostly it’s not that big of a deal IMO.

Speaking of bios, I just saw this and it made me crack up. She has HAD IT

I could see that in one of those text boxes overlaying a thottie IG pic of herself with the location tagged as “Living My Best Life”

 

[calikev34]

God bless the women who put that they're looking for "something casual" in their bumble profile