Hinge Takeover >>> Tinder, Bumble Pof

[smedroc]

I always miss the messages that matter SMH.

Was 4 hours too late.

I would have had to turn that down because of the 15min stipulation.

You either want the **** or you don't.

 

[WASHED KING]

I would have had to turn that down because of the 15min stipulation.

You either want the **** or you don't.

Exactly like what is this?

 

[oidreez]

Playing games

 

[TSCQ]

They really be thinking they are the only one’s out here.

 

[friscostylez]

Says more about you than the girl imo

 

[moonman818]

I always miss the messages that matter SMH.

Was 4 hours too late.

Sounds like a female pickup line. Probably had your response posted somewhere on IG.

 

[WASHED KING]

Sounds like a female pickup line. Probably had your response posted somewhere on IG.

Glad I didn’t respond in time then

 

[fdub]

He could’ve eat her out, RAW

 

[wayniac211]

I always miss the messages that matter SMH.

Was 4 hours too late.

you good. Don’t nobody got time for expired P

 

[executive76]

I always miss the messages that matter SMH.

Was 4 hours too late.

If she didn't umatch post her pics



With people using payment plans to pay for things like dogs, event tickets, clothing etc it makes sense

 

[lovehateself]

Taking broads to brunch on first dates
Telling broads reservations @ 7


Couldn’t be me

 

[steebie j]

Guys going broke to stroke these women egos

 

[executive76]

All the poly/non monogamous chicks I see on apps come in 2 styles

 

[wayniac211]

drew carey lookin ash

 

[bigslim773]

I always miss the messages that matter SMH.

Was 4 hours too late.

WHAT KIND OF CLOWN A++ GOOFY *** IS THIS??

 

[equality]

Coffee dates >
Cheap and ain't no room for an annoying drunk

 

[calikev34]

Tldr - just got back from my first time in new Orleans, met a gal on bumble and spent the weekend with her 10/10 would watch again. I'll make a separate post right after this one with a pic of her because this is NT and NT likes pics




I stayed for three nights

On my first night I did a ghost tour and danced my *** off on frenchmen. The first night ended in kind of an L ( To explain, a recent ex was also vacationing in New Orleans and her friends saw me on Frenchman and confronted me it was petty and I went home bummed out.)

Second day I wandered around and went to vintage stores and then Cafe Du Monde. And then things got interesting.

I bought some coke on canal street and then I was doing some bumps and drinking on my roof and I start messaging this chick on bumble. We message for 2 hours and say well meet up later.

Okay I don't know what later means so I started I go for a walk in Bourbon. This gal comes up to me. She was allegedly a stripper. She implies I can pay her for sex. I am too shy to say "I dont want to **** you but maybe I'll get a handjob or give you a facial or something. How much would that cost? Or ****, what if I wanted to record it ? Because you said we're on only fans."

Well guys to end he suspense I didnt so any of that because the stripper saw me as an easy mark and hustled me for 800$. Ok not going to go into the details right now, except to say in retrospect it was obvious but in real time I got caught slippin. None the less, if you get hustled that's looking like a bad night right? Maybe even start thinking "I should just go home and stay home"

**** that bros, I rally, and I meet up with the chick from Bumble earlier

This gal is a 23 year old who lives Uptown. I usually don't **** on the first "date" especially if they're cool. So we messed around (but didn't ****) and I slept over.

The next afternoon were lounging around until we decide to go on a quest to acquire a volleyball so we could play down by the Mississippi river that **** was so fun, I forgot how fun it can be to go with a sporty chick who has a sense of competition

Then we go our separate ways to shower and regroup and that

Then I meet up with her again later that night at her place. We were a bit shy around each other. Which I think is a green flag. We ended up going to a bar by her house to shoot some pool and have some espresso martini's (these are always fun).

And then I spent another night at her house, and bros - this is what we call a "corrective emotional experience". Great sex, good company, shared laughs: all that. Made me forget about any ex (especially the one who's friends ruined my first night in the city by confronting me.)

Overall, I'm thinking about going back to New Orleans or meeting up with this Nola gal from bumble or something but idk what to do about that yet



Lessons
- tall women are sexy man, she was 5'9" which was like a damn holiday for my back and my posture
- know when to shut your mouth and listen
- southern women are interesting. I had never talked to one before. She was so much more straightforward than these chicks in SF
- there are levels to pillow talk this time it was so interesting because it was real. It made the sex better , too - loads better.
- After spending most of the last 36 hours with this new gal: we were each other's muses. I just realized that's what I'm looking for right now. A muse. And that's what I'm looking for them to get out of me as well.
- I used to think I wanted a "short term relationship" but what sums it up better is definitely a "muse". Also, I don't like one night stands. I'd rather have something real and intense and that makes for a good story.

 

[calikev34]

deleted pic to be safe out chea

 

[titang545]

Still hung up on the bought some coke. Glad you made it home safe, I see a bunch of red flags. You could of got hustled for more than $800 with the chick from Bumble.

How old are you? How long were you and your ex together? I don't know man I ain't staying over at a new chicks house, but that's just me. Always think of the song Get Down by Nas.

I bought some coke on canal street and then I was doing some bumps and drinking on my roof and I start messaging this chick on bumble. We message for 2 hours and say well meet up later.

Well guys to end he suspense I didnt so any of that because the stripper saw me as an easy mark and hustled me for 800$. Ok not going to go into the details right now, except to say in retrospect it was obvious but in real time I got caught slippin. None the less, if you get hustled that's looking like a bad night right? Maybe even start thinking "I should just go home and stay home"

**** that bros, I rally, and I meet up with the chick from Bumble earlier

This gal is a 23 year old who lives Uptown. I usually don't **** on the first "date" especially if they're cool. So we messed around (but didn't ****) and I slept over.

The next afternoon were lounging around until we decide to go on a quest to acquire a volleyball so we could play down by the Mississippi river that **** was so fun, I forgot how fun it can be to go with a sporty chick who has a sense of competition

Then we go our separate ways to shower and regroup and that

Then I meet up with her again later that night at her place. We were a bit shy around each other. Which I think is a green flag. We ended up going to a bar by her house to shoot some pool and have some espresso martini's (these are always fun).

And then I spent another night at her house, and bros - this is what we call a "corrective emotional experience". Great sex, good company, shared laughs: all that. Made me forget about any ex (especially the one who's friends ruined my first night in the city by confronting me.)

Overall, I'm thinking about going back to New Orleans or meeting up with this Nola gal from bumble or something but idk what to do about that yet



Lessons
- tall women are sexy man, she was 5'9" which was like a damn holiday for my back and my posture
- know when to shut your mouth and listen
- southern women are interesting. I had never talked to one before. She was so much more straightforward than these chicks in SF
- there are levels to pillow talk this time it was so interesting because it was real. It made the sex better , too - loads better.
- After spending most of the last 36 hours with this new gal: we were each other's muses. I just realized that's what I'm looking for right now. A muse. And that's what I'm looking for them to get out of me as well.
- I used to think I wanted a "short term relationship" but what sums it up better is definitely a "muse". Also, I don't like one night stands. I'd rather have something real and intense and that makes for a good story.

 

[ogbobbyjohnson773]

faaam, you are a walking lick

 

[titang545]

Concur, what been going on in here. Took a break and things wild in here.

Lessons
- tall women are sexy man, she was 5'9" which was like a damn holiday for my back and my posture
- know when to shut your mouth and listen
- southern women are interesting. I had never talked to one before. She was so much more straightforward than these chicks in SF
- there are levels to pillow talk this time it was so interesting because it was real. It made the sex better , too - loads better.
- After spending most of the last 36 hours with this new gal: we were each other's muses. I just realized that's what I'm looking for right now. A muse. And that's what I'm looking for them to get out of me as well.
- I used to think I wanted a "short term relationship" but what sums it up better is definitely a "muse". Also, I don't like one night stands. I'd rather have something real and intense and that makes for a good story.

Nevermind I saw on the previous page you 31, explains a lot. I take back some of the stuff I said, yeah need to keep that head on a swivel my guy. Reminds me of a time in Vegas, when a chick tried to set me up or at least I think she was.

Spoiler: Story if interested

Down in the underground of Planet Hollywood. I see a chick walking in the opposite direction. We make eye contact, I turn around and walk up next to her. While we chatting it up I'm looking around and see two big black guys walking. Not right behind us but going the same way. We keep talking and walking when she is like lets get out of here. I'm confident in the level of my game, I ain't talking you out your pants that fast and you just met me. Either she really gullible or she trying to set me up. I look back same big black dudes walking the same direction as us. As we get closer to the elevator, I dip off and tell her catch her another time. Could I have missed out on something maybe, could I have avoided something, maybe. Something don't feel right don't do it.

 

[titang545]

Second to KD is there a brother with a worse haircut. Even as Falcon his hair was sketchy at best. Need that super soldier serum.

I mean it wasn’t our first conversation. One of those when she stops replying.

Couldn’t rob me in my apartment if she wanted to. 3 different security checks until you can even get to my door.

Oh well

After breaking up with my ex, one night she was blowing up my phone. I was already busy so didn't answer, listened in the morning and she was really drunk and trying to get together her, her girl and me. SHRUG, just had to charge it up to one that got away. Don't think we ever linked up again.

 

[bigslim773]

I bought some coke on canal street and then I was doing some bumps and drinking on my roof and I start messaging this chick on bumble. We message for 2 hours and say well meet up later.



Well guys to end he suspense I didnt so any of that because the stripper saw me as an easy mark and hustled me for 800$. Ok not going to go into the details right now, except to say in retrospect it was obvious but in real time I got caught slippin.

BRUH

 

[willypete]

Still hung up on the bought some coke. Glad you made it home safe, I see a bunch of red flags. You could of got hustled for more than $800 with the chick from Bumble.

How old are you? How long were you and your ex together? I don't know man I ain't staying over at a new chicks house, but that's just me. Always think of the song Get Down by Nas.

Yeah I didn’t want to say anything but that coke part and the $800 stripper/escort took me over the edge.

It’s definitely possible to finesse an app situation but the way yo went about it was sketchy as hell.

 

[steebie j]

Bruh casually saying he bought some “Peruvian marching powder”