Especially the emotional side. Mainly mess with ones with higher edu as well. They respect when you don’t have to flaunt materialistic stuff because they understand the value of work, ...
Thats some sucka for love type ****.My dude used to always do this, take them to a decent spot. Food + drinks and end up spending 150+ on a first date just to kiss and never talk again
cheap dive bars/ bottomless brunches/ a walk by the lake is where it’s at
Love these story +illustrations/gif combos.Bumble came in clutch for me this weekend. I matched up with a 37 year old women ( i'm 35 btw). And after about a week of sending messages back and forth she asked me to meetup for cocktails on Saturday. I'm like great, lets do it. So we link up at this bar that used to be a church. I get there at 1:00pm and walk in and see her. We sit and talk about a whole bunch of stuff ( some kind of way we ended up spending about 45 minutes talking about Issa and Lawrence's relationship from Insecure). As the evening went on and after 4 cocktails I looked at my watch and it was almost 6:30. I looked at her and asked her if she's good and she said that she doesn't want this conversation to end. I'm like.....
So she suggested to we go to her house and either listen to some music or watch tv. I said absolutely. Then she jokingly said "I'm not having sex with you........I might kiss you, but no sex".
So she sends me her address and we depart the bar. I put her address in the gps and I'm thinking to myself "this is the hood" (the woman is white). So I arrive at her house and it IS in the hood. Like, smack dab in the hood! I'm not gonna lie, I got out my car super nervous
So walk i her house and immediately I'm greeted by 2 small barking dogs. I sit on the couch and she makes me an Old Fashioned. We sit there talking for a while. Then started listening to some of her records. At some point she made me a bagel with cream cheese ( I can't front, that bagel was lightly toasted and good!) . So then we started watching netflix. She suggested we watch a stand up special. I picked Chris Rock's Tambourine Man. While we watching it in between laughing she and I would shoot each other the look.......
So I'm thinking to myself, it's only a matter of time. And before the special is even over we both fell asleep! I was like
and she was like
So i wake up around 1:30 and head out. Imma try to see her again this weekend and see how it goes from there.
Bumble came in clutch for me this weekend. I matched up with a 37 year old women ( i'm 35 btw). And after about a week of sending messages back and forth she asked me to meetup for cocktails on Saturday. I'm like great, lets do it. So we link up at this bar that used to be a church. I get there at 1:00pm and walk in and see her. We sit and talk about a whole bunch of stuff ( some kind of way we ended up spending about 45 minutes talking about Issa and Lawrence's relationship from Insecure). As the evening went on and after 4 cocktails I looked at my watch and it was almost 6:30. I looked at her and asked her if she's good and she said that she doesn't want this conversation to end. I'm like.....
So she suggested to we go to her house and either listen to some music or watch tv. I said absolutely. Then she jokingly said "I'm not having sex with you........I might kiss you, but no sex".
So she sends me her address and we depart the bar. I put her address in the gps and I'm thinking to myself "this is the hood" (the woman is white). So I arrive at her house and it IS in the hood. Like, smack dab in the hood! I'm not gonna lie, I got out my car super nervous
So walk i her house and immediately I'm greeted by 2 small barking dogs. I sit on the couch and she makes me an Old Fashioned. We sit there talking for a while. Then started listening to some of her records. At some point she made me a bagel with cream cheese ( I can't front, that bagel was lightly toasted and good!) . So then we started watching netflix. She suggested we watch a stand up special. I picked Chris Rock's Tambourine Man. While we watching it in between laughing she and I would shoot each other the look.......
So I'm thinking to myself, it's only a matter of time. And before the special is even over we both fell asleep! I was like
and she was like
So i wake up around 1:30 and head out. Imma try to see her again this weekend and see how it goes from there.
Bumble came in clutch for me this weekend. I matched up with a 37 year old women ( i'm 35 btw). And after about a week of sending messages back and forth she asked me to meetup for cocktails on Saturday. I'm like great, lets do it. So we link up at this bar that used to be a church. I get there at 1:00pm and walk in and see her. We sit and talk about a whole bunch of stuff ( some kind of way we ended up spending about 45 minutes talking about Issa and Lawrence's relationship from Insecure). As the evening went on and after 4 cocktails I looked at my watch and it was almost 6:30. I looked at her and asked her if she's good and she said that she doesn't want this conversation to end. I'm like.....
So she suggested to we go to her house and either listen to some music or watch tv. I said absolutely. Then she jokingly said "I'm not having sex with you........I might kiss you, but no sex".
So she sends me her address and we depart the bar. I put her address in the gps and I'm thinking to myself "this is the hood" (the woman is white). So I arrive at her house and it IS in the hood. Like, smack dab in the hood! I'm not gonna lie, I got out my car super nervous
So walk i her house and immediately I'm greeted by 2 small barking dogs. I sit on the couch and she makes me an Old Fashioned. We sit there talking for a while. Then started listening to some of her records. At some point she made me a bagel with cream cheese ( I can't front, that bagel was lightly toasted and good!) . So then we started watching netflix. She suggested we watch a stand up special. I picked Chris Rock's Tambourine Man. While we watching it in between laughing she and I would shoot each other the look.......
So I'm thinking to myself, it's only a matter of time. And before the special is even over we both fell asleep! I was like
and she was like
So i wake up around 1:30 and head out. Imma try to see her again this weekend and see how it goes from there.
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This reminds me of the time I went out with a girl, we go back to her place, put on what was the new Chappelle special on Netflix, start making out, I whip it out, she puts her head in my lap and starts sucking while I watch the stand up, then starts slowing down, then stops and when I look down to see what's up I see she fell asleepBumble came in clutch for me this weekend. I matched up with a 37 year old women ( i'm 35 btw). And after about a week of sending messages back and forth she asked me to meetup for cocktails on Saturday. I'm like great, lets do it. So we link up at this bar that used to be a church. I get there at 1:00pm and walk in and see her. We sit and talk about a whole bunch of stuff ( some kind of way we ended up spending about 45 minutes talking about Issa and Lawrence's relationship from Insecure). As the evening went on and after 4 cocktails I looked at my watch and it was almost 6:30. I looked at her and asked her if she's good and she said that she doesn't want this conversation to end. I'm like.....
So she suggested to we go to her house and either listen to some music or watch tv. I said absolutely. Then she jokingly said "I'm not having sex with you........I might kiss you, but no sex".
So she sends me her address and we depart the bar. I put her address in the gps and I'm thinking to myself "this is the hood" (the woman is white). So I arrive at her house and it IS in the hood. Like, smack dab in the hood! I'm not gonna lie, I got out my car super nervous
So walk i her house and immediately I'm greeted by 2 small barking dogs. I sit on the couch and she makes me an Old Fashioned. We sit there talking for a while. Then started listening to some of her records. At some point she made me a bagel with cream cheese ( I can't front, that bagel was lightly toasted and good!) . So then we started watching netflix. She suggested we watch a stand up special. I picked Chris Rock's Tambourine Man. While we watching it in between laughing she and I would shoot each other the look.......
So I'm thinking to myself, it's only a matter of time. And before the special is even over we both fell asleep! I was like
and she was like
So i wake up around 1:30 and head out. Imma try to see her again this weekend and see how it goes from there.
Meat in mouth 
Bumble came in clutch for me this weekend. I matched up with a 37 year old women ( i'm 35 btw). And after about a week of sending messages back and forth she asked me to meetup for cocktails on Saturday. I'm like great, lets do it. So we link up at this bar that used to be a church. I get there at 1:00pm and walk in and see her. We sit and talk about a whole bunch of stuff ( some kind of way we ended up spending about 45 minutes talking about Issa and Lawrence's relationship from Insecure). As the evening went on and after 4 cocktails I looked at my watch and it was almost 6:30. I looked at her and asked her if she's good and she said that she doesn't want this conversation to end. I'm like.....
So she suggested to we go to her house and either listen to some music or watch tv. I said absolutely. Then she jokingly said "I'm not having sex with you........I might kiss you, but no sex".
So she sends me her address and we depart the bar. I put her address in the gps and I'm thinking to myself "this is the hood" (the woman is white). So I arrive at her house and it IS in the hood. Like, smack dab in the hood! I'm not gonna lie, I got out my car super nervous
So walk i her house and immediately I'm greeted by 2 small barking dogs. I sit on the couch and she makes me an Old Fashioned. We sit there talking for a while. Then started listening to some of her records. At some point she made me a bagel with cream cheese ( I can't front, that bagel was lightly toasted and good!) . So then we started watching netflix. She suggested we watch a stand up special. I picked Chris Rock's Tambourine Man. While we watching it in between laughing she and I would shoot each other the look.......
So I'm thinking to myself, it's only a matter of time. And before the special is even over we both fell asleep! I was like
and she was like
So i wake up around 1:30 and head out. Imma try to see her again this weekend and see how it goes from there.
good **** my g
Black owned joint that's fresh on the market. The owners are a black couple that spend most of their time getting quality women from the Clubhouse App to join. In order to become a member you have to verify that the person in your photo is actually you so there's no chance of being catfished.
but man I was drunk as ****
Ya'll be talking about Insecure with White women? Couldn't be me.Bumble came in clutch for me this weekend. I matched up with a 37 year old women ( i'm 35 btw). And after about a week of sending messages back and forth she asked me to meetup for cocktails on Saturday. I'm like great, lets do it. So we link up at this bar that used to be a church. I get there at 1:00pm and walk in and see her. We sit and talk about a whole bunch of stuff ( some kind of way we ended up spending about 45 minutes talking about Issa and Lawrence's relationship from Insecure). As the evening went on and after 4 cocktails I looked at my watch and it was almost 6:30. I looked at her and asked her if she's good and she said that she doesn't want this conversation to end. I'm like.....
So she suggested to we go to her house and either listen to some music or watch tv. I said absolutely. Then she jokingly said "I'm not having sex with you........I might kiss you, but no sex".
So she sends me her address and we depart the bar. I put her address in the gps and I'm thinking to myself "this is the hood" (the woman is white). So I arrive at her house and it IS in the hood. Like, smack dab in the hood! I'm not gonna lie, I got out my car super nervous
So walk i her house and immediately I'm greeted by 2 small barking dogs. I sit on the couch and she makes me an Old Fashioned. We sit there talking for a while. Then started listening to some of her records. At some point she made me a bagel with cream cheese ( I can't front, that bagel was lightly toasted and good!) . So then we started watching netflix. She suggested we watch a stand up special. I picked Chris Rock's Tambourine Man. While we watching it in between laughing she and I would shoot each other the look.......
So I'm thinking to myself, it's only a matter of time. And before the special is even over we both fell asleep! I was like
and she was like
So i wake up around 1:30 and head out. Imma try to see her again this weekend and see how it goes from there.
Dang y’all out here getting hundred plus matches?
