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[sohoguy]

It's just super funny to me when chicks with nothing to offer write like 10 paragraphs of pre-req

That be the funniest, and also the ones that put in their profile, don't reply to Hi,hey, wassup, how are you, how's it going etc etc... Like someone really gonna think of some pointless opener to prove worth to someone.

 

[wj4]

That be the funniest, and also the ones that put in their profile, don't reply to Hi,hey, wassup, how are you, how's it going etc etc... Like someone really gonna think of some pointless opener to prove worth to someone.

Or the chicks posting up selfies in lingerie and things of that nature 'wanting to find a man for marriage and nothing else'.

I guess it gives them something to dream for even though it may be pipe dream.

 

[Peep Game]

^Thats one if the funniest things, having all these suggestive pics yet having stuff like "I'm tired of guys just asking for pics and sex". Well dummy, you're leaning against a wall wearing unbuttoned shorts with your hand on your ***** with your tongue sticking out. You're begging for that.

 

[dathbgboy]

The stories in this thread

Reminds me of the good ole AOL "A/S/L" one liners

 

[Teknoman]

Thread is always good for lulz.

PoF is filled with bottom feeders.

I mean when I was online years ago it was strictly a numbers game. You basically want to hit up as many attractive chicks as possible. I'm not talking no paragraph either. I'm talking "heh" that's it. Reason being, I was trying to get in those guts. So any chick responding back was responding back because of my physical appearance.

Filters out a lot of the flakes.

I don't understand why dudes is taking these broads out on multiple dates unless dates 2-5 is at they crib.

These chicks will decimate a dudes pockets with no worries.

I mean I see no problem spending on gf material but not on PoF skeezers.

/end rant

 

[joepac12]

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Me and a friend both booked this chick. Let's see how this plays out lol

 

[fresh out dabox]

 

Spoiler: that thickness

 

What thickness, chick is thinner than a noodle

 

[301216baller]

Joe she from bmore?

 

[joepac12]

Joe she from bmore?

Yeah she invited my friend to a party the other day and I just happen to go along. On the ride there he pulls out his phone like here is a pic of her. I laugh and pull out my phone and show him a similar pic she sent me. We get there and find out she only 19 lol but my friend said f that ima hit shorty. We drank. Smoked with her last night. The funny thing is i don't think she realized it was me cuz we haven't hung out in person yet. I hope my homeboy smashes. Then me lol.

 

[301216baller]

Ol r Kelly/usher *** ****** lol y'all gotta capitalize on that situation tho I already foresee an epic story coming out of this

 

[joepac12]

lol that's the plan man. She had a few rachet homegirls as well. Any nters in baltimore can get put on lol

 

[scarsorscabs]

 
i met this thiiiiiiiick black chick smashed first night in her car.

Spoiler: Warning: Spoiler!

she was like i don't go down unless i'm its my bf blah blah bs. next time went out with her i paid for a room to smash 2 more times. still no head!. the sex was real good but no head. so i go see her at her fams house and smash again in her hot tub still no head it was freezing outside hard as hell to get it up in the first place. so then last night i hit her up ask her to the drive in. we drive in to the movie,

shes already ready to go "get it in" in her car little mini cooper. she supppper thick and i'm 6'3 in a mini thats a no go.

Spoiler: Warning: Spoiler!

go back to my house. smash, i smashed a different girl twice friday (that was bomb plus head) so i smash thickems and i blasted off so quick.. she wanted to go ROUNDS i got so drained the night before i knew i couldn't up again right then or anytime soon... she was like get it up. she didn't to anything didn't kiss me play with her self, didn't rub the melons, stroke me NOTHING!!!!!! she just laid there and said "get it up" 

it was then i felt like a sex toy, and used kind of like a ****. she did get off twice in the 7 minutes we got it in. 

can anybody relate?

I'm sure I read it wrong but she's has two cars?  Nice.

 

[stork]

Sucks, man.

I think a lot of these girls just use these sites to boost their self esteem since mad dudes hit them up. Truth be told, I have a higher success rate talking to girls in real life and even on CL..but with CL, it's a whole different beast (no pun intended). Girl describes herself as cute and curvy, and when you see the picture...nothing cute about it at all.

Pretty much, I've sent a message to literally hundreds of decent - good looking women in the area, it's rare they respond, and even then getting the # & meeting up takes forever.

After she bailed I just felt really bummed out for an hour or two, put me in a bad mood, which is why I'm not messing with online girls anymore, I can't let my attitude/emotion be affected by some girl over the internet

 

[frshstunna]

Joe she from bmore?

Yeah she invited my friend to a party the other day and I just happen to go along. On the ride there he pulls out his phone like here is a pic of her. I laugh and pull out my phone and show him a similar pic she sent me. We get there and find out she only 19 lol but my friend said f that ima hit shorty. We drank. Smoked with her last night. The funny thing is i don't think she realized it was me cuz we haven't hung out in person yet. I hope my homeboy smashes. Then me lol.

me and my brother booked the same joint the other day too, think she 19 as well ...she live round belvedere ?

 

[Mark Antony]

Baltimore got a whole nother culture of yambs, **** is like some ancient hedonistic greek nation. I'm wary though, just because my sister used to work at a clinic at a county just outside the city and that's where they'd come with joints as young as 13 with stds. She had all those female guards too that were pregnant by that dealer that was locked up.

 

[tripda6]

Baltimore got a whole nother culture of yambs, **** is like some ancient hedonistic greek nation. I'm wary though, just because my sister used to work at a clinic at a county just outside the city and that's where they'd come with joints as young as 13 with stds. She had all those female guards too that were pregnant by that dealer that was locked up.

 its real out there...

I was talking to this chick from twitter for a min, didnt work out.

I'm ho-less so Im bout to get in on these pof skanks.

 

[oidreez]

Taking this young thot out tonight after she get off work. i had the day off so why not. She want something longterm and i said i did too but looking through her pictures all i see is chest out and thru her twitter, drinkin, smokin, thot things

 

[frshstunna]

Baltimore got a whole nother culture of yambs, **** is like some ancient hedonistic greek nation. I'm wary though, just because my sister used to work at a clinic at a county just outside the city and that's where they'd come with joints as young as 13 with stds. She had all those female guards too that were pregnant by that dealer that was locked up.

they definitely get it in out here...i think the whole state just be on some freak **** tho really

 

[Mark Antony]

Baltimore got a whole nother culture of yambs, **** is like some ancient hedonistic greek nation. I'm wary though, just because my sister used to work at a clinic at a county just outside the city and that's where they'd come with joints as young as 13 with stds. She had all those female guards too that were pregnant by that dealer that was locked up.

they definitely get it in out here...i think the whole state just be on some freak **** tho really

You might be right. Bout to head out to PG for a cut, lemme see what I can pull.

 

[lamekilla]

Bout to put in work for some new spring yambs

 

[frshstunna]

Baltimore got a whole nother culture of yambs, **** is like some ancient hedonistic greek nation. I'm wary though, just because my sister used to work at a clinic at a county just outside the city and that's where they'd come with joints as young as 13 with stds. She had all those female guards too that were pregnant by that dealer that was locked up.

they definitely get it in out here...i think the whole state just be on some freak **** tho really

You might be right. Bout to head out to PG for a cut, lemme see what I can pull.

U good money in PG, should be easy ....**** it im bout to hop on POF in a few see what i can grab in Baltimore and PG/Moco b4 i get off work

 

[301216baller]

Bmore just a different city in general..I have hella stories about broads I met/smashed but this one is definitely up there...I met this super hood chick that stayed over by Patterson park within the first 15 minutes of meeting lol she told me she was flying to NY the next day to meet with def jam reps. She's an amatuer prnstar, she has 2 kids, and her homeboy got killed earlier that in the projects..

 

[sohoguy]

What ya thoughts on pic selection?. More than 1 selfie is bad or nah?

 

[Peep Game]

Taking this young thot out tonight after she get off work. i had the day off so why not. She want something longterm and i said i did too but looking through her pictures all i see is chest out and thru her twitter, drinkin, smokin, thot things

So basically she'll give you the panties for a free meal

 

[executive76]

If she's a thot why are you taking her out? :\ If she really is you don't have to lie either.

The ones you don't think anything of don't get the same or similar treatment as the others.

After she bailed I just felt really bummed out for an hour or two, put me in a bad mood, which is why I'm not messing with online girls anymore, I can't let my attitude/emotion be affected by some girl over the internet

:x

Someone else she was feeling more hit her up...it's not that serious. It's happened to everyone...Online and offline.

And anyone thinks they haven't been stood up I'll bet they've been a part of a double booking