
Nah, she lives in my neighborhood. So I came at her "long term" because her profile said she's not looking for booty calls (and rightfully so, she doesn't need to, she's got a whole internet at her feet).
So I told her... Every time I come across your page, yada yada yada. I'm not looking for the bootycall. I'm looking for something long-term if you're interested. I let her know that I have the next week to give to her and that we should take advantage of it.
So she's like "How would you take advantage of me?"
And I gave her some real stuff and said "Let's slow down. The way you look, I would dive in head first without thinking clearly. I don't want to mess up. So let's take it slow. I would take advantage of you by your wisdom (she's older) and by ____insert a few different things we had in common like a love for vegetarian food and coffee and some other stuff _________."
And she's like "I really want you to IM me right now."
So I head upstairs with my penis in the way, hard to walk and ****, to get on the laptop. I tell her again I would take advantage of the good times.
She says, "No. I want to know HOW you would take advantage of me."
So I'm thinking she's not hearing what I was originally saying and is now just looking for a toy. So I gave her the "I see you like cream in your coffee. Can I give you mine?"
She answers, "YES."
And I even fell back and was like "Look, I've had blue balls all week, so.... like I said this isn't fair."
She replies "HOW would you take advantage of me?"
Finally I gave in and said, "dammit I really want to give you this cream. LIKE RIGHT NOW THOUGH." -- just expressing how I'm feeling at that moment in time.
She answers, "I want your cream."
"Right now though?"
"YES"
So I'm like alright, fine.
"Where you live?"
She answers, "You're just looking for the booty call. You lied to me. Don't ever talk to me again."
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So I got SUPER PISSED OFF and I'm like "I'm gonna hack this ****** ***** and expose her."
A few minutes later.... I find out she's reddit famous with mega drop albums out there floating around and she's a super ****** freak and I couldn't even expose her because she's already way out there AND, AND she's givin me **** about bootycalls when she's freaking dudes all over reddit.
So I didn't even get my retaliation hack and expose.
MY MIND.
I'd still creampie.
I sent her some messages to wake up to. We'll see how the psychology works out.