Hinge Takeover >>> Tinder, Bumble Pof

[Mark Antony]

Gotta eat the booty… ONLY fresh out the shower… and only for wifey or baddies…. Please don’t eat the wrong booty hole.. b/c you will regret it!

 

[TURBO UNO]

He's been rocking since Oct/Nov with nothing but stories for our amusement to show for it. Imagine what he hasn't posted on NT.

Chick curved him because his profile/pictures are trash. Only has 2 pictures on profile yet has other pictures on social media...too stupid to upload said pictures to dating profile. Blames the chick. He posted multiple times about how empty his profile is or how he doesn't use Hinge/bumble because it's too much work to fill out.

Bought shoes for another dude on behalf of a chick. Delivered food in the middle of the night to a situation/place he had no knowledge of. If this attention existed these stories wouldn't have happened.



Man has no self awareness or discernment whatsoever and you egging on the foolishness

He needs some professional attention https://www.betterhelp.com/

I don’t know what to tell you,lol. You’re not lying about the previous stuff but if he lands just ONE girl I’d call it a W.

Might take a while with his style but it can happen!

 

[tay1]

The shenanigans been going on since October? Damn I missed out.

 

[Based Jesus]

Squirt pads >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

 

[adobecs4]

Ayo don't get this locked fam

 

[Based Jesus]

 

[titang545]

Pics for the gang

Purple joint she kind of looks like Rudy.

I love seeing that. Sign of a job well done

I swear it's the best feeling in the world. Them legs up on the shoulder they start shakin. Conquest. Doing the beat it up right dance.

They ain't never trying to lose you at that point.

 

[oidreez]

Full story:

I touchdown in a different city… start tapping in with ppl I know

My mans said he got 3 and to meet them at this lounge

Meet them.. all 3 solid but 2 I really wanted

Somehow I link up with the one I didn’t really want..

But whatever

Go get food on our own.. wasn’t really like that fr fr

We order food.. and drinks

I offer to pay for drinks if she pays for food.. she agrees

She invites me back to her crib watch power and drink

I go back.. she calls out of work for the next day.. I think I got an easy kill.. slide to get condoms and some more wine.. come back and she puts me on the couch after hours of vibing… guess she didn’t wanna be a roller

Aw man you didn't have the rubbers on you?

 

[titang545]

Not what I said. I don’t want all the squirting and puddles.

Rather a creamer than a squirter

Sometimes chicks don't know they can be both. Had a chick say she is a creamer, but I had the damndest time getting her to. However she would soak up the sheets. She might have been gassing me but she said I never soak the sheets. Normally just a creamer. Literally different strokes for different folks. Eventually got her to do both.

I hate that ish at this point. Gotta change sheets dam near every time you smash, no thanks

Better tell shorty to put the towel down ahead of time.

 

[dontsteponmyshoes]

Y'all wild and disgusting. Dudes in here going ATM, and not changing sheets unless somebody wet em up

 

[adobecs4]

Y'all wild and disgusting. Dudes in here going ATM, and not changing sheets unless somebody wet em up

Nobody said any of this #NTextremes

 

[dontsteponmyshoes]

People said all of that

 

[Based Jesus]

Not sure how talking about pads would get this locked but I'm serious about them. Protects mattresses and sheets.

 

[WASHED KING]

 

[fluid hips]

Not sure how talking about pads would get this locked but I'm serious about them. Protects mattresses and sheets.

I've got a waterproof mattress cover. Damn mattress cost 8K(copped at a discount, not tryna flex)

 

[tay1]

I've got a waterproof mattress cover. Damn mattress cost 8K(copped at a discount, not tryna flex)

What you got? The Nectar mattress?

 

[a blinkin]

Y'all doing all these extracurricular activities for points just to pass

If you laying the pipe right and hitting her G spot consistently, you ain't gotta do all that

D so good, they leave puddles on the sheets

Post to username ratio

 

[executive76]

I don’t know what to tell you,lol. You’re not lying about the previous stuff but if he lands just ONE girl I’d call it a W.

Might take a while with his style but it can happen!

You treating him like that special ed team trainer who they let get on the court for the final seconds in blowout game during his senior season.

 

[rbk93]

Has it really been since October?

Time flies.

 

[TURBO UNO]

You treating him like that special ed team trainer who they let get on the court for the final seconds in blowout game during his senior season.

We can make jokes but berating him all the time can’t help, lol. That’s the Troy McClure approach

Everyone in the thread has given him feedback and somewhere in all that lies the method that works for him. He’s got to want it though, you can lead a horse to water...

 

[executive76]

If taking constant Ls hasn't opened his eyes bullying might.

Right now I'm the only consistent voice of reason. You giving out gold stars for avoiding the business end of a steak knife.

The goes further than dating too btw.

 

[rbk93]

No Ls taken here.

I wouldn't say my efforts are half-hearted but increasing the success rate would definitely make it worthwhile than time exhausted.

That's stating the obvious though.

 

[executive76]

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[TURBO UNO]

If taking constant Ls hasn't opened his eyes bullying might.

Right now I'm the only consistent voice of reason. You giving out gold stars for avoiding the business end of a steak knife.

The goes further than dating too btw.

I’m sure he hears you, don’t worry. What would you rather he’d done about that girl’s brother holding the steak knife though? rbk93 ain’t in the hospital so seems to me it worked out.

 

[storm2006]

Was that tweet made just so single women with good jobs could go off? The guy is a lame for negging himself but posting that is somewhat like a humble brag and shaming of dude which isn’t necessary IMO.