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[アミーゴ]

I’m almost 100% sure my boy piped her in Brooklyn awhile back. Dude showed me a pic of her. But it’s funny you mentioned the smell because that’s exactly what he mentioned when I asked if he was going to see her again. Dude said she pulled her draws off and it was awful but he said **** it and just went in since he had already spent $ on food and drinks.

You dodged a bullet.

Is he an NTer? I like where this is going

 

[storm2006]

Nah seriously though the least you could do is cover the name and the eyes/whatever facial features. Imaginations would still be fully satiated without those things.

Foul move.

To be honest I wasn’t eem expecting him to actually post pics and mans came through full frontal, no crop joints

I’m almost 100% sure my boy piped her in Brooklyn awhile back. Dude showed me a pic of her. But it’s funny you mentioned the smell because that’s exactly what he mentioned when I asked if he was going to see her again. Dude said she pulled her draws off and it was awful but he said **** it and just went in since he had already spent $ on food and drinks.

You dodged a bullet.

 

[WesleyPipes]

I’m almost 100% sure my boy piped her in Brooklyn awhile back. Dude showed me a pic of her. But it’s funny you mentioned the smell because that’s exactly what he mentioned when I asked if he was going to see her again. Dude said she pulled her draws off and it was awful but he said **** it and just went in since he had already spent $ on food and drinks.

You dodged a bullet.

 

[usabasketball08]

Is he an NTer? I like where this is going

Not an NTer — dude is more of a WallStreetOasis type if you know what I mean

 

[ShoeGameBoss]

Nah seriously though the least you could do is cover the name and the eyes/whatever facial features. Imaginations would still be fully satiated without those things.

Foul move.

I’ll take it down

 

[アミーゴ]

Not an NTer — dude is more of a WallStreetOasis type if you know what I mean

Reddit KING

 

[ShoeGameBoss]

I’m almost 100% sure my boy piped her in Brooklyn awhile back. Dude showed me a pic of her. But it’s funny you mentioned the smell because that’s exactly what he mentioned when I asked if he was going to see her again. Dude said she pulled her draws off and it was awful but he said **** it and just went in since he had already spent $ on food and drinks.

You dodged a bullet.

She’s from Brooklyn too so it’s prob her. Small *** world. It’s terrible that she smelt so bad. Ish really turned my stomach and almost made me want to throw up smh.

 

[TURBO UNO]

Yeah, let’s not get this joint locked.

Man, the world can be a small place sometimes. Crazy

 

[アミーゴ]

TAY was locked like 5x we will be fine lads

 

[usabasketball08]

She’s from Brooklyn too so it’s prob her. Small *** world. It’s terrible that she smelt so bad. Ish really turned my stomach and almost made me want to throw up smh.

Man I wonder if some of these chicks can even smell it. There’s no way shorty smells like the Gowanus and doesn’t realize it.

 

[bigslim773]

ShoeGameBoss WAS SITTING THERE LIKE….

 

[ShoeGameBoss]

Man I wonder if some of these chicks can even smell it. There’s no way shorty smells like the Gowanus and doesn’t realize it.

Bruh I was thinking the same thing. Ish was vile and loud. I checked out of the date low key even though I was still nice, but I was ready to bounce because the smell was so bad. It’s lowkey dissresecorful to go on a date smelling like that. I even made myself laugh thinking about the smell lol. She asked me what I was laughing at and I had to play it off. Horrible to be out here in these streets smelling that bad.

 

[ShoeGameBoss]

ShoeGameBoss WAS SITTING THERE LIKE….

Really bro. **** was repugnant.

 

[TURBO UNO]

 

[storm2006]

It's been a minute since this happened but I've definitely in the situation where I'm smashing then we go to doggy and once I spread them cheeks and get in there its like

Still keep going till da job's done doe

 

[fluid hips]

Damn. I step away and looks like I missed out. Pic is gone

Anyway, that fish smell means she doesn't know how to wash her vagina properly. Shorty gotta learn to keep her ph level in check

It's an easy fix. Used to mess with this girl. First time we smashed, smelled like a fish market when her panties were off. Still smashed but brought it up eventually and she eventually got the smell to go away

 

[アミーゴ]

I’m so proud of this thread - make an OG tear up over here on a Saturday night

 

[fluid hips]

Man I wonder if some of these chicks can even smell it. There’s no way shorty smells like the Gowanus and doesn’t realize it.

Doubt it.

Like how we all think our ish smells fine in comparison with other people's

 

[Mark Antony]

What's she a doctor of?

 

[sooperhooper]

It's different if you posting a pic just to show or showing something funny in the profile. Mans came in here saying she smelled like long John silvers and had the 4k image +name combo

 

[Comparison Ford]

I understand to an extent. I got skunked once. Went to hit it from the back and got pummeled by a tidal wave of stink.

I tried washing my hands all morning to no avail. Finally took the Dove dish soap to cut through that grease. Last resort was tomato juice.

 

[アミーゴ]

I understand to an extent. I got skunked once. Went to hit it from the back and got pummeled by a tidal wave of stink.

I tried washing my hands all morning to no avail. Finally took the Dove dish soap to cut through that grease. Last resort was tomato juice.

Did you still hit?

 

[ShoeGameBoss]

What's she a doctor of?

She’s a foot doctor. Does foot surgerys.

 

[Comparison Ford]

Did you still hit?

Of course I did.

I was 21 and depressed as ****.

 

[storm2006]

It’s somewhat dependent on the level of relationship, how many times you’ve smashed, inebriation level and a few other factors but in general I find it wasteful to put it any form of effort and go through the motions to smash then just retreat if they take off da drawls and you get hit was a gust of something unpleasant. Gotta take a deep breath, hit the Denzel and do your thing