Hinge Takeover >>> Tinder, Bumble Pof

[phillysuge2k13]

the pigeons are wildin out on pof

 

[lil black jean jacket]

^ what happened? post screenshots!

 

[rrlegend]

Bruhs y'all need to start chin checking these broads on these websites.

 

[phillysuge2k13]

^

what happened? post screenshots!

 I think these pigeons are on some mad at the world life

 

[smedroc]

Post from the old pof thread on body building forums....

Me: How many years of taking your multi and lifting heavy did it take to get that amazing body?

Her: Thanks lol just working out in high schooli guess lol

Me: That a girl I can't even imagine how many jocks screwed up their set as a result of seeing you walk by in yoga pants. What sports did you pay? I was always more into clubs in high school. I was like the Conan the Barbarian of the LARP (Live Action Role Playing) club until I gave a kid a concussion.

Her: No one even took a second glance lol i was in colorguard(marching band) i was in choir and drama club lol

Me: If they aren't looking it proves they're on that *****y time. I would go to battle agianst a whole army of PSMing butch women weilding on a shake weight just to have the chance to share a Swanson's TV dinner with you on skype over a dial up connection.

Her: Lol wow

Me: For some reason that "Wow" came off in a sarcastic tone to me. Which is too bad because I was just trying to be a nice guy. I'm sure you are well versed in your TV dinners knowledge. None the less I'm fairly confident my expertise in the area of fitness trumps yours. Obviously you have read through my bio or you know this. I've lifted heavy since I was a sperm, I do dyck push ups to failure, I have supplement nutrition facts taped to the inside of my stunna shades, I listen to Mens Fitness on audio book on my way to the gym and my workout playlist when I go to sleep at night, I have a statue in a small village in South America, I sleep in the sit up position, I don't feel pain because there is no more weakness left to leave my body, I take so many vitamins my piss is neon excellence, and I read my lifting progress while I sh*t protein bars.

PS I want to give you permission to pleasure yourself to my photos. I see it only fair since I have already done so with yours.

Her: Omg i was jk abt the wow

Me: I'm sorry I reacted so harshly, there was a kid curling in the squat rack yesterday and I was a little heated about it so I went off with out glancing at your pictures.

Her: Ok

Me: How is your tree climbing ability?

This may sound like an odd thing to look for in a woman but I believe that it is actually a very important trait that could mean life or death in certain situations. For instance if I was to take you on a chivalry packed date that consisted of hiking in the woods and a pick nick while enjoying natures beauty and a ground predator, such as a cougar, loomed the horizon I want to have confidence in your ability to flee to the trees with me. I could immediately flee with peace of mind knowing that I would not have to risk my life warding off the predator while you escaped. So how would you rate yourself in this department?

Her: Lol oh believe me i would beat you to the tree

Me: That's good to know. Sounds like you have phenomenal flexibility. I have a system kind of like the NCAA tournament, right now it's the elite 8. Your matched up against the whale I met this weekend. While I don't think you could take her in a physical battle, your smile gives you a slight advantage. She does have my number though, so I think the only way you stand a chance is giving me yours. And from the looks of my bracket you should be smooth sailing to the championship after this round .

Her: Lol ur funny

 

[Rootin4EverybodyBlack]

Post from the old pof thread on body building forums....

After all of that foolishness that bish kept responding, cannot be real life.

 

[smedroc]

Pretty sure it isn't but I don't even care if it's ducktails

 

[heliumclinton]

met this girl but im not sure if shes a t girl. how do i ask her if shes a natural women. or born a women. i know im gonna ask her for her id and hopefully it says female and i know im gonna ske for baby pics but what else. 

YO I'M WEAK, "T GIRL"

 

[smedroc]

From the Misc tinder thread...

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[216301baller]

Lmao this thread is mad underrated

 

[Original Playa Records]

It's weird knowing that the women out there are this thirsty.

 

[Peep Game]

ahhh man

 

[smedroc]

I know it's of topic but this **** is comedy...

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Link to the thread is below

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=156173073

 

[Jumanji]

^ itch I might be

 

[kspar]

I know it's of topic but this **** is comedy...

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Link to the thread is below

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=156173073

 

[youngdoc]

^ itch I might be

 

[fresh out dabox]

Lmao this thread is mad underrated

 

[rustlenomics]

 
Got messaged by this girl today.

 

[smedroc]

Still didn't get the digits....

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[Peep Game]

Along with the usual stuff like "god-fearing", "mixed race" (while being 100% black), and "athletic body type" (which = fat and sloppy), I discovered something else. If you come across a chick on here who has "French" listed as another language, that means either she has been to New Orleans once or twice, or is a big fan of the Pappadeaux's crawfish etouffee special.

The More You Know.

 

[kspar]

Still didn't get the digits....

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kid cudi .. . is that you bruh?

 

[smedroc]

kid cudi .. . is that you bruh?

My head is def swole but my proportions are slightly better than that picture suggests.

 

[Rootin4EverybodyBlack]

Along with the usual stuff like "god-fearing", "mixed race" (while being 100% black),

and "athletic body type" (which = fat and sloppy), I discovered something else. If you come across a chick on here who has "French" listed as another language, that means either she has been to New Orleans once or twice, or is a big fan of the Pappadeaux's crawfish etouffee special.

The More You Know.

B's saying they're "mixed race" but don't even know who their real father is.

 

[Peep Game]

oh ****

 

[finnns2003]

Can't stand the "mixed" term being thrown around these days. I'm mixed but no one can tell what I am. Half of these girls are just regular black girls with a 1/10 of Native American blood and call themselves mixed.