- Aug 20, 2012
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You out here doing science experiments with your condom full of nut
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You out here doing science experiments with your condom full of nut
Dogs. Met up with shorty I hit up on POF on Monday. Went to see that stupid Insidious flick. Whatever. We get out and the parking lot is empty. So I'm like " lets go for a cruise". She knows what it is so we hop in my ride. Found some dark spot near some townhouses. Throw on the GTD playlist and we get it crackin. I got one titty in my mouth and the other is like can I get some love too? Fast forward about 10 minutes and we move it to my backseat. Throw her *** in the seat and proceed to slide the panties off. Felt like LeBron after winning his second ring. I'm tryin to match my stroke speed to this Bruno mars track I didn't even know was on the iPod. I'm like a good 30 strokes in and I'm like yo finish me off. Pull her *** out the car and she's like thats her limit. WHAT?! I'm like seriously? Worrrrrddddd? I get a few more strokes in and I'm like this is whack now. Pull out, put on my gear, and she gets the idea. Drive her back to the parking lot and drop her off at her whip. Deleted her number before I even get out the lot. Shorty looked a little like her profile pic. Ehhh. Meeting up with this other joint hopefully Friday after work. Drove with the meanest stone face. Sorry for the long read fambs. On mobile so I cant add spoiler.
2013.
I've been on and off of POF, but never used Tinder. Gonna give it a shot.
she wasn't bigger than thr jawn who come through my place and left her big *** pants and I took a picture with them standing there like a big *** quilt before I washed them calling myself doing her a favor and ruined a whole load of my clothes, had then smelling like what that is it the vagina or is it the bottom of their stomach pooch looks likeReminiscing on when I was super thirsty about 3 or 4 years ago on pof and smashed this Sssbbw. Almost threw up thinking about it
she wasn't bigger than thr jawn who come through my place and left her big *** pants and I took a picture with them standing there like a big *** quilt before I washed them calling myself doing her a favor and ruined a whole load of my clothes, had then smelling like what that is it the vagina or is it the bottom of their stomach pooch looks like
she wasn't bigger than thr jawn who come through my place and left her big *** pants and I took a picture with them standing there like a big *** quilt before I washed them calling myself doing her a favor and ruined a whole load of my clothes, had then smelling like what that is it the vagina or is it the bottom of their stomach pooch looks like
she wasn't bigger than thr jawn who come through my place and left her big *** pants and I took a picture with them standing there like a big *** quilt before I washed them calling myself doing her a favor and ruined a whole load of my clothes, had then smelling like what that is it the vagina or is it the bottom of their stomach pooch looks likeReminiscing on when I was super thirsty about 3 or 4 years ago on pof and smashed this Sssbbw. Almost threw up thinking about it
A couple things:
1. You're doing it wrong. All wrong. You should rarely compliment a woman online until she compliments you first. Or gives you a reason to compliment.....like her sending you a picture first. They're just the opposite sex. Talk casually with them, poke light fun at them....the numbers and yambs will follow.
2. Be simple. What you're typing sounds corny and contrived. A simple, "hey you" with a wink....or "hey what's up? How are you?" Goes a long way. It's also an invitation to a conversation starter if she finds you attractive...which is 90% of the online battle. So br decent looking and very chill in your pics.
3. To piggy back above...rule of thumb to win on these sites: have 1 "selfie" after you've gotten a fresh cut/line up. Have another where you're dressed casually well in a social setting. Have another one on some very mild, nonchalant stunting sht. Your "clean fit" pic.
4. Don't get discouraged. Timing and location is everything. Knowing when and where to approach a woman is important. Of course you can "shoot your shot"....but there are certain situations and events where these chicks are much more open to giving you rap.
I'm in the same area as you. Decent looking, Never tricked, haven't gone on a date in a year....and I'm still smashing.
Don't be the dude that's taking these chicks out on a date...only to drop her home..and have a ***** like me slide thru after. I've seen it too many times. I'll be honest...after some Henny while smashing...I go thru some of these chicks phones just to see what ****** are saying. Y'all should try the "let me record a video off your phone", while hitting it from the back
Being simple and funny >>>>>>
I think some of you are under the assumption that I was use this app to find an actual relationship/marriage...I'm not I mean it's cool if you guys want to wine them dine them and be their shoulder to cry on about their 3 kids, bills and baby daddy drama. Cape on fellas, cape on.
Unmatching is for suckas. You win some and you lose some.
Game for online??, who you fooling bruh, simple, have good pics and actually look good or know how to make whatever your best traits stand out and you'll get chicks online. All that foolery you talking about being this Mack gawd is quiet.
Dude was dead before he even got out the car... They ain't had nothing to match.smh
She didn't mention anything about somebody rolling with her. I may of been cool if she said it beforehand, but it would not have happened at my crib.
Dude tried to pay me homage by hoping out the front seat into the back, I'm like ***** get yo *** back in the car.smh
No explanation from her for the foolery...
You out here doing science experiments with your condom full of nut
The game needs me
I hate when this **** happensDogs. Met up with shorty I hit up on POF on Monday. Went to see that stupid Insidious flick. Whatever. We get out and the parking lot is empty. So I'm like " lets go for a cruise". She knows what it is so we hop in my ride. Found some dark spot near some townhouses. Throw on the GTD playlist and we get it crackin. I got one titty in my mouth and the other is like can I get some love too? Fast forward about 10 minutes and we move it to my backseat. Throw her *** in the seat and proceed to slide the panties off. Felt like LeBron after winning his second ring. I'm tryin to match my stroke speed to this Bruno mars track I didn't even know was on the iPod. I'm like a good 30 strokes in and I'm like yo finish me off. Pull her *** out the car and she's like thats her limit. WHAT?! I'm like seriously? Worrrrrddddd? I get a few more strokes in and I'm like this is whack now. Pull out, put on my gear, and she gets the idea. Drive her back to the parking lot and drop her off at her whip. Deleted her number before I even get out the lot. Shorty looked a little like her profile pic. Ehhh. Meeting up with this other joint hopefully Friday after work. Drove with the meanest stone face. Sorry for the long read fambs. On mobile so I cant add spoiler.
2013.
Damn is the Crypt Keeper her father?
Kats really out here smashing then heading right to the clinic like "Doc, I don't know about this one, I had a bad feeling but we did it anyways. My mind was telling me no, but my body, my body was telling me yes. Just give me the news straight, you see anything?."
Man that's grimy as hell. I've had like 4 chicks over that I've met online. Everything ended well except for 1 that was awkward b/c she lowkey cat fished me. I exaggerated a shoulder injury and implied that we couldn't go out.
What are the other thot apps?
What are the other thot apps?
Bumble, tinder best type of chicks you gonna find in NY, okc super trash now, and pof you might find something nice every once in a while but mostly it's chicks you just got to settle for if you wanna smash.
how's soulswipe in the city?