Bruce Banner
formerly jetsetkev
- Apr 15, 2013
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might have to sign up
Short, sweet, right to the point, no dambs given.
Hinge Takeover >>> Tinder, Bumble Pof
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- Mar 9, 2010
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RIP
- Jun 1, 2011
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Log into my bare pof account for the first time in a long time, and the first 2 chicks I see are a mother of 3, and a mother of 4, the first being 21 years old, and the second being 22. Yep, glad I've been done with this 
- Sep 24, 2011
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I'm willing to bet Reps that right after you hit her up she replies with her rates lmaomight have to sign up
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Short, sweet, right to the point, no dambs given.
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- Oct 31, 2005
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No doubt she's gonna ask for a "donation"
- Sep 24, 2011
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150 "roses" per hour
T Lo Sweater
formerly troyd
- Dec 14, 2011
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Figured I'd try out okc and pof after a hiatus. Been wild busy with work and other things for a hot minute
I'm tryna flourish in the P out here b
I'm tryna flourish in the P out here b
- Sep 24, 2011
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- Aug 2, 2011
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- Sep 24, 2011
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I've heard of some chicks intentionally making themselves sound like the worst possible human being alive and seeing if that stops dudes but i didn't think it was real lol
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You misspelled D
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I said I'm skinny by my standards, my family and friendswhen they compare me now to what I was like 2 years ago. I went from 240 range to 215 at some point a few months ago. Now i'm a healthy 225-230. At no point did any of those look scrawny. I'm athletic to average build.
I don't know who you guys think I am but I am far from fat and far from "Scrawny"
Anyhow tryna get at this chick on the site.
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Step your game up :\
Repped for the girl and the site I'm about to infiltrate.. That little redbone you just posted breathed new life into me lol if I can scout something just like her even for drinks out... hold me to buying you a drink via gift card lol
I'm kinda jealous low key ahahah cause only us real ones can look at a girl like that an see her infinite potential [emoji]128518[/emoji]
Just to give y'all an update on the crazy chick from badoo that I posted pics of and got deleted (but the mass was NUTS). She ended up being a total nutcase after 3 dates 4 smash sessions and maybe 2 mins of me entertaining exclusive dating (in her mind) just to keep the yambs around. I realized I had to
Dip on her she is a hypochondriac that throws that whole I have problems I was sexually abused spiel on you. She honestly clearly suffers from depression and has like 20 mood swings while chilling. Even when we got it on she started crying afterward talking about I hit a trigger to her Fed up past. Then 5 mins later she's ready for more. I was pretty much done after that ain't no yambs too good to get caught up like I did with my crazy ex. Crazy chicks like this is why I be staying away from this online ish.
Long story short I got distant then she tried to play me by throwing some simp that took her and her homegirl out to the city in my face and I was like sweetie you chick 1 out of 3.
Right now I have a simple 3 girl system as a 26 yr old man. 1 youngin to keep the youth in me and keep me feeling 21 in spirit. 1 extra cool chick that you might not see marrying but don't mind calling her your main squeeze (especially in the winter). 1 prospect for marriage that... Extra boring but cool chick that has a good career, and could go half on a mortgage in the next 4-5 years. **** my prospect even goes to church every Sunday and already introducing me to her older brothers. I haven't even kissed her yet she's that worthy.
But becareful out there bredren this chick literally posted screenshots of me telling her the truth on tumblr with my number there and I had simps worldwide hitting me up [emoji]128518[/emoji] Not to mention she then makes me feel like a monster cause she's making suicide posts a few days afterward. Of course she deletes it and goes back to her regular tumblr habits.
Chicks under 25 should have warning labels the Internet done screwed up their minds
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No your first mistake was talking to women off Badoo.
Your second mistake is being gullible enough to believe anything LIONBLOOD shows you here.
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- Nov 3, 2011
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QFT.
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I said I'm skinny by my standards, my family and friends
I don't know who you guys think I am but I am far from fat and far from "Scrawny"
Anyhow tryna get at this chick on the site.
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Step your game up :\
Repped for the girl and the site I'm about to infiltrate.. That little redbone you just posted breathed new life into me lol if I can scout something just like her even for drinks out... hold me to buying you a drink via gift card lol
I'm kinda jealous low key ahahah cause only us real ones can look at a girl like that an see her infinite potential [emoji]128518[/emoji]
Just to give y'all an update on the crazy chick from badoo that I posted pics of and got deleted (but the mass was NUTS). She ended up being a total nutcase after 3 dates 4 smash sessions and maybe 2 mins of me entertaining exclusive dating (in her mind) just to keep the yambs around. I realized I had to
Dip on her she is a hypochondriac that throws that whole I have problems I was sexually abused spiel on you. She honestly clearly suffers from depression and has like 20 mood swings while chilling. Even when we got it on she started crying afterward talking about I hit a trigger to her Fed up past. Then 5 mins later she's ready for more. I was pretty much done after that ain't no yambs too good to get caught up like I did with my crazy ex. Crazy chicks like this is why I be staying away from this online ish.
Long story short I got distant then she tried to play me by throwing some simp that took her and her homegirl out to the city in my face and I was like sweetie you chick 1 out of 3.
Right now I have a simple 3 girl system as a 26 yr old man. 1 youngin to keep the youth in me and keep me feeling 21 in spirit. 1 extra cool chick that you might not see marrying but don't mind calling her your main squeeze (especially in the winter). 1 prospect for marriage that... Extra boring but cool chick that has a good career, and could go half on a mortgage in the next 4-5 years. **** my prospect even goes to church every Sunday and already introducing me to her older brothers. I haven't even kissed her yet she's that worthy.
But becareful out there bredren this chick literally posted screenshots of me telling her the truth on tumblr with my number there and I had simps worldwide hitting me up [emoji]128518[/emoji] Not to mention she then makes me feel like a monster cause she's making suicide posts a few days afterward. Of course she deletes it and goes back to her regular tumblr habits.
Chicks under 25 should have warning labels the Internet done screwed up their minds
Why you ok with your marriage prospect being extra boring?
- Jun 1, 2011
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This is real :x the dudes who actually respond are gonna be the ones that think the chick is for real
a terrible backfire
- Jul 18, 2012
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Bumble has just been released for Android!
This is the one fellas!
"On Bumble, the woman must initiate contact with her match within 24 hours or they will disappear."
ONWARD, MEN! TO VICTORY!
This is the one fellas!
"On Bumble, the woman must initiate contact with her match within 24 hours or they will disappear."
ONWARD, MEN! TO VICTORY!
- Sep 24, 2011
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the funny thing is this isn't even the wild section of the profile. I didn't feel like editing all the curses but the "self-summary" had stuff about loving rapist, murders & Child molestersThis is realthe dudes who actually respond are gonna be the ones that think the chick is for real
a terrible backfire
most concerning part is that me and this broad were a 95% match
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- Mar 24, 2001
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Lmaooo . For me it's a win when the autocorrect has my lines ready to go
Also Lmfao @ "trying this out"
. For me it's a win when the autocorrect has my lines ready to goAlso Lmfao @ "trying this out"
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^ If you're gonna use that, please make sure you use "You're" instead of "Your"... LOL
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Aquatinted
D.Josey
formerly dzaster
- Mar 30, 2009
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Wow, that's incredibly corny
