Hinge Takeover >>> Tinder, Bumble Pof

ya were making fun of my long pickup line on POF made her meet me at the telly as a first meetup. more to come after I get back from vacay.
 
I've had way too much sex with 6.2-7.9s online.

I met this girl last Friday who been tryna get me to come to church with her on our first date :lol

Finally meet up with her at her apt before I had to go to "work"

Ended up talking with her for like 10 minutes before I'm finger blasting her in the front seat.

Got the head and rolled out.


I'm legit convinced I will never meet anyone worth a damb online.
 
I've had way too much sex with 6.2-7.9s online.

I met this girl last Friday who been tryna get me to come to church with her on our first date :lol

Finally meet up with her at her apt before I had to go to "work"

Ended up talking with her for like 10 minutes before I'm finger blasting her in the front seat.

Got the head and rolled out.


I'm legit convinced I will never meet anyone worth a damb online.

Isn't that the point? Doc met his wifey on tinder, but she's a catch.
 
I've had way too much sex with 6.2-7.9s online.

I met this girl last Friday who been tryna get me to come to church with her on our first date :lol

Finally meet up with her at her apt before I had to go to "work"

Ended up talking with her for like 10 minutes before I'm finger blasting her in the front seat.

Got the head and rolled out.


I'm legit convinced I will never meet anyone worth a damb online.

Isn't that the point? Doc met his wifey on tinder, but she's a catch.

I guess :lol

I've just been on some Drake **** lately.
 
I never knew that kik works even if your phone is cut off. No wonder all these broke chicks have kik
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lmao hell yea 
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Question...

How many of the girls you message do you really want to smash?? As a percentage?

I quite often find myself in the midst of conversation with girls i'm not even feeling
 
Question...

How many of the girls you message do you really want to smash?? As a percentage?

I quite often find myself in the midst of conversation with girls i'm not even feeling

I categorized them
Top tier - very intrigued, could be more than just a smash
2nd - I really want to smash, will put in some work
3rd - I'll smash if it doesn't take too much effort
4th - what am I doing/let me see if I can some head right now :lol
 
I've had way too much sex with 6.2-7.9s online.

I met this girl last Friday who been tryna get me to come to church with her on our first date :lol

Finally meet up with her at her apt before I had to go to "work"

Ended up talking with her for like 10 minutes before I'm finger blasting her in the front seat.

Got the head and rolled out.


I'm legit convinced I will never meet anyone worth a damb online.

Don't give up just yet. Had my POF profile since '08. Just deleted it last year. Met my gf on it. She bad in every regard.
 
:lol just seen my doctor POF profile, thing is I got an appointment tomorrow with her, should I bring it up.
 
I gotta approach this with caution, she is pretty attractive and seems cool when I have my doctor visits. She gonna see I viewed her profile anyway lol.
 
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just seen my doctor POF profile, thing is I got an appointment tomorrow with her, should I bring it up.
Are you healthy?

Haha I totally would. I'd come up with some corny line when she asks if i have any other questions about my health. Like "oh ive been having weird hallucinations... like last night i could've sworn I saw you of POF.. do you have anything to prescribe for that?"  or "yeah i hit the dating scene again.. do you know any love doctors who (insert line taken from her profile)"
 
yeah I'm perfectly healthy, I'm just going for my annual physical check up, I think I might do a Meet Me with her profile tomorrow morning and see what happens from there. I'm hoping she sees it right before she see me tomorrow.
 
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