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[storm2006]

I have never been asked. It is likely because if I am going to smash multiple times I get ahead of any inquiries by making positives comments about their vagina's grip and moisture (most of the time at least one or the other is true).

A tangential question - has anyone been with a yamb where it feels like you are throwing your meat down a hallway? I think I might have once. I can kind of envision a yamb and kind of remember the feeling right now. Felt like when you are in the whip speeding and hydroplaning

 

[moonman818]

A tangential question - has anyone been with a yamb where it feels like you are throwing your meat down a hallway? I think I might have once. I can kind of envision a yamb and kind of remember the feeling right now. Felt like when you are in the whip speeding and hydroplaning

Honestly, I've never understood the notion of throwing your meat down a hallway

I've messed with women in porn and ran through F listers and I've never experienced a vagina that wasn't tight.

Obviously, some feel differently than others, but a loose/big ***** don't even make sense to me

 

[storm2006]

Honestly, I've never understood the notion of throwing your meat down a hallway

I've messed with women in porn and ran through F listers and I've never experienced a vagina that wasn't tight.

Obviously, some feel differently than others, but a loose/big ***** don't even make sense to me

Fundamentally I understand the hallway concept but in reality, I get what you are saying too. I feel like it may not have happened which is why I can't 100% recall it happening. Even the older joints with kids that I have smashed didn't have loose vaginas so I am swayed towards your line of thinking

 

[TURBO UNO]

Never smashed a loose one.

I hope I never do. It’s loose for a reason. My *** will run straight to the shower and scrub generously with lots of soap.

 

[degenerate423]

 

[krider31]

I’ve had the “hot dog in the hallway” experience at least twice

Once in college and once last year

 

[friscostylez]

U sure y'all don't have small meat

 

[moonman818]

U sure y'all don't have small meat

I didn't wanna say it

 

[dontsteponmyshoes]

In my younger days while jumping on a grenade for my boys i may have experienced this hot dog/hallway phenomenon. She was a big girl! Could have been the hole or a roll I couldn't tell, admittedly either way i couldnt get full staff just wasnt going to happen with her, i tried for top but that wasnt doing it either

 

[ahat]

Hole or the roll

 

[friscostylez]

In my younger days while jumping on a grenade for my boys i may have experienced this hot dog/hallway phenomenon. She was a big girl! Could have been the hole or a roll I couldn't tell, admittedly either way i couldnt get full staff just wasnt going to happen with her, i tried for top but that wasnt doing it either

Is it true what they say about fatties

 

[dontsteponmyshoes]

Is it true what they say about fatties

She definitely tried to be a giver seemed like she had all the right technique, I cant fault her. But there was less than zero attraction, and thats while i was drunk so id hate to have have been truly successful and wake up next to her and see the aftermath

 

[Based Jesus]

I have never been asked. It is likely because if I am going to smash multiple times I get ahead of any inquiries by making positives comments about their vagina's grip and moisture (most of the time at least one or the other is true).

A tangential question - has anyone been with a yamb where it feels like you are throwing your meat down a hallway? I think I might have once. I can kind of envision a yamb and kind of remember the feeling right now. Felt like when you are in the whip speeding and hydroplaning

One time. She was really tight at the entrance but once you got past that...it was like being in empty space. I was so confused.

 

[storm2006]

Spoiler

friscostylez when you say “is it true what they say”, I am not sure if you meant what dontsteponmyshoes referenced about big girls being givers

OR

The myth that they are wetter. If it is the latter then I have to say it is not a myth. It is a fact. I am a consummate team player and put my body on the line for the squad every night we hit the bar/club. If I am available to be out that night, I’m going to do everything I can to make sure the whole team eats. Sometimes that has entailed taking grenades. Having said that, from my experience with larger women they are wet as ****. It’s crazy famb.

Then if you raw dog (which I obviously do) when you go to pull out your meat is just absolutely glazed in their sauce to the point that you feel like you need to put on some damb lab gloves before you handle it. You obviously don’t but after you don’t you’re just staring at your hand like

Don’t even want to touch anything thinking it might be radioactive. Same thing if you finger them, it feels like you’re fishing through goo. Like this happened every time. I was so amazed I got one’s number and we texted afterwards. She started sending me videos of her playing with herself and I remember one very vividly where I watched frame by frame countless times trying to figure out how the hell it the juice could hang onto the toy all the way from her P as far as it did when she was pulling it. **** seemed like it was multiple feet, man. Had me fascinated like I was watching a rare species on The Discovery Channel or something

 

[ahat]

A big girl with a pretty face and massive . She a pleaser no doubt. Time for face painting

 

[storm2006]

A big girl with a pretty face and massive . She a pleaser no doubt. Time for face painting

Man, I was on Bumble this past weekend (I know, I know) since I was in a slightly different area so I wanted to see what was good. Man, on two occasions I saw yambs that were absolute fire in their first few photos (headshots) but when they showed the full body joints it was

Damn near criminal to have those faces paired with the associated bodies. Built like Pokémon and not eem remotely in a good way. Blew past any sort of threshold for “big”

 

[friscostylez]

I also heard they suck a mean **** because it reminds them of eating...can someone confirm

 

[storm2006]

I also heard they suck a mean **** because it reminds them of eating...can someone confirm

Funny how three people interpreted “Is it what they say about big girls” completely differently

 

[dontsteponmyshoes]

I also heard they suck a mean **** because it reminds them of eating...can someone confirm

I assumed thats what you meant, thats what i meant by she seemed to be a giver. I had heard the same

 

[cs02132]

friscostylez when you say “is it true what they say”, I am not sure if you meant what dontsteponmyshoes referenced about big girls being givers

OR

The myth that they are wetter. If it is the latter then I have to say it is not a myth. It is a fact. I am a consummate team player and put my body on the line for the squad every night we hit the bar/club. If I am available to be out that night, I’m going to do everything I can to make sure the whole team eats. Sometimes that has entailed taking grenades. Having said that, from my experience with larger women they are wet as ****. It’s crazy famb.

Then if you raw dog (which I obviously do) when you go to pull out your meat is just absolutely glazed in their sauce to the point that you feel like you need to put on some damb lab gloves before you handle it. You obviously don’t but after you don’t you’re just staring at your hand like

Don’t even want to touch anything thinking it might be radioactive. Same thing if you finger them, it feels like you’re fishing through goo. Like this happened every time. I was so amazed I got one’s number and we texted afterwards. She started sending me videos of her playing with herself and I remember one very vividly where I watched frame by frame countless times trying to figure out how the hell it the juice could hang onto the toy all the way from her P as far as it did when she was pulling it. **** seemed like it was multiple feet, man. Had me fascinated like I was watching a rare species on The Discovery Channel or something

One time I spread my fingers out like I was doing a peace sign and there was like a spider web of goop.. Honestly if it was someone else it would have had me but in that moment I just wiped it off on her sheets

 

[willypete]

friscostylez when you say “is it true what they say”, I am not sure if you meant what dontsteponmyshoes referenced about big girls being givers

Spoiler this before post start disappearing

 

[fluid hips]

never thought of it this way but mans got a point about the payment plan

 

[calypso chanta]

Y'all ever had a girl ask you if her P is tight on some feedback steeze?

Yep—I don't lie either. Though, I've personally never had something that was uncomfortably loose. I have had something that's more constrictive than others, but it's been of minimal difference. The preferential metric for me is the degree of wetness. Man, ain't nun like a waterslide.

and by contrast the worst is when you go down a slide with shorts on and you just bump the sides because its all friction.

I'm sure women have their gripes with us dudes as well lmao.

One time I spread my fingers out like I was doing a peace sign and there was like a spider web of goop.. Honestly if it was someone else it would have had me but in that moment I just wiped it off on her sheets

Dat snail trail

 

[checks mcgee]

last two pages

Yes ran thru chicks get loose
Yes chubby chicks give phenomenal top
Yes I get computers putin

 

[WASHED KING]

I'm not touching a big woman. I'm good.

Y'all got that one.