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So I Googled Helen Keller for whatever reason, and one of the search suggestions was "Hellen Keller Jokes" so I clicked on one of the links. Here's a few:
I'm so weak now and I feel bad for laughing at these
[table][tr][td]Why is all of Helen Keller's face burnt?
- She was bobbing for french fries
[/td][/tr][tr][td]How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face?
- She answered the iron
[/td][/tr][tr][td]How did Helen Keller burn the other side of her face?
- They called back
[/td][/tr][tr][td]Why was Helen Keller's leg wet?
- Her dog was blind too
[/td][/tr][tr][td]How did Helen Keller burn her fingers?
- Reading the waffle iron
[/td][/tr][tr][td]What did Helen Keller do when she fell down the well?
- She screamed and screamed until her hands turned blue
[/td][/tr][tr][td]How come Helen Keller didn't scream when she fell off the cliff?
- She was wearing mittens
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I'm so weak now and I feel bad for laughing at these
- She was bobbing for french fries
[/td][/tr][tr][td]How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face?
- She answered the iron
[/td][/tr][tr][td]How did Helen Keller burn the other side of her face?
- They called back
[/td][/tr][tr][td]Why was Helen Keller's leg wet?
- Her dog was blind too
[/td][/tr][tr][td]How did Helen Keller burn her fingers?
- Reading the waffle iron
[/td][/tr][tr][td]What did Helen Keller do when she fell down the well?
- She screamed and screamed until her hands turned blue
[/td][/tr][tr][td]How come Helen Keller didn't scream when she fell off the cliff?
- She was wearing mittens
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