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One time I was drunk and sick and I didn't enjoy it
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Originally Posted by jermz101
Originally Posted by imsojayded
Originally Posted by AlexGod
I hate getting BJs. Sex and eating the box is on point
Why would you hate greatness???
What makes it worse is you said HATE thoughBut yeah I hit this big chick a couple times and her P smelled like straightSalmon (she was my only option for P, I was beyond desprite), another time Was when I first smashed my gf, had no idea what she was doing
Originally Posted by jermz101
Originally Posted by imsojayded
Originally Posted by AlexGod
I hate getting BJs. Sex and eating the box is on point
Why would you hate greatness???
What makes it worse is you said HATE thoughBut yeah I hit this big chick a couple times and her P smelled like straightSalmon (she was my only option for P, I was beyond desprite), another time Was when I first smashed my gf, had no idea what she was doing
Originally Posted by Mr718
Originally Posted by imsojayded
Originally Posted by AlexGod
I hate getting BJs. Sex and eating the box is on point
Why would you hate greatness???
I love it but i just cant reach my peak. Gotta go in for that.![]()
Originally Posted by Mr718
Originally Posted by imsojayded
Originally Posted by AlexGod
I hate getting BJs. Sex and eating the box is on point
Why would you hate greatness???
I love it but i just cant reach my peak. Gotta go in for that.![]()
Originally Posted by Mr718
Originally Posted by imsojayded
Originally Posted by AlexGod
I hate getting BJs. Sex and eating the box is on point
Why would you hate greatness???
I love it but i just cant reach my peak. Gotta go in for that.![]()
Originally Posted by Mr718
Originally Posted by imsojayded
Originally Posted by AlexGod
I hate getting BJs. Sex and eating the box is on point
Why would you hate greatness???
I love it but i just cant reach my peak. Gotta go in for that.![]()
Originally Posted by luxurious24
, i didnt enjoy my first time at bat, felt pressured into doing it and the condom was too small, ended up gettn cut and bleedn, not fun at all, she got hers though![]()
Originally Posted by luxurious24
, i didnt enjoy my first time at bat, felt pressured into doing it and the condom was too small, ended up gettn cut and bleedn, not fun at all, she got hers though![]()
Originally Posted by keithsweatsjordans
One time I was smashing a girl from work, who rooms with another girl we both work with. Her roommate saw me come in so she knew I was there. I don't really like people outside of my circle knowing who I smash so I went through great lengths to insure that her roomie didn't know we were gettin it in, especially since we all worked together (and I was talking to another girl from our job smh) So fast forward to us bangin'......shorties bed is loud as +@$+!!! I'm talking some sound effects type #*%$. On top of that, everytime I tried to to slow down the poundage to lower the sound, she'd ask why I was slowing down and tell me to go harder. All I could imagine was her roommate sitting in her room wondering when it was gonna endI was preoccupied with the sound of her bed the entire time....faked a nut and went home. Least enjoyable sex experience EVAR![]()
Originally Posted by keithsweatsjordans
One time I was smashing a girl from work, who rooms with another girl we both work with. Her roommate saw me come in so she knew I was there. I don't really like people outside of my circle knowing who I smash so I went through great lengths to insure that her roomie didn't know we were gettin it in, especially since we all worked together (and I was talking to another girl from our job smh) So fast forward to us bangin'......shorties bed is loud as +@$+!!! I'm talking some sound effects type #*%$. On top of that, everytime I tried to to slow down the poundage to lower the sound, she'd ask why I was slowing down and tell me to go harder. All I could imagine was her roommate sitting in her room wondering when it was gonna endI was preoccupied with the sound of her bed the entire time....faked a nut and went home. Least enjoyable sex experience EVAR![]()
Hold up, you didn't enjoy the sex because the bed was making noise? You faked the nut and everything?Originally Posted by Mark Antony
Originally Posted by keithsweatsjordans
One time I was smashing a girl from work, who rooms with another girl we both work with. Her roommate saw me come in so she knew I was there. I don't really like people outside of my circle knowing who I smash so I went through great lengths to insure that her roomie didn't know we were gettin it in, especially since we all worked together (and I was talking to another girl from our job smh) So fast forward to us bangin'......shorties bed is loud as +@$+!!! I'm talking some sound effects type #*%$. On top of that, everytime I tried to to slow down the poundage to lower the sound, she'd ask why I was slowing down and tell me to go harder. All I could imagine was her roommate sitting in her room wondering when it was gonna endI was preoccupied with the sound of her bed the entire time....faked a nut and went home. Least enjoyable sex experience EVAR![]()
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Hold up, you didn't enjoy the sex because the bed was making noise? You faked the nut and everything?Originally Posted by Mark Antony
Originally Posted by keithsweatsjordans
One time I was smashing a girl from work, who rooms with another girl we both work with. Her roommate saw me come in so she knew I was there. I don't really like people outside of my circle knowing who I smash so I went through great lengths to insure that her roomie didn't know we were gettin it in, especially since we all worked together (and I was talking to another girl from our job smh) So fast forward to us bangin'......shorties bed is loud as +@$+!!! I'm talking some sound effects type #*%$. On top of that, everytime I tried to to slow down the poundage to lower the sound, she'd ask why I was slowing down and tell me to go harder. All I could imagine was her roommate sitting in her room wondering when it was gonna endI was preoccupied with the sound of her bed the entire time....faked a nut and went home. Least enjoyable sex experience EVAR![]()
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Originally Posted by WyZ DoS
Yeah like when some chick talks a good game but then in the bed she moves around like an epileptic at a strobe light convention....not.appreciated but I guess that's better than her not movin at all...which is also no fun
Originally Posted by WyZ DoS
Yeah like when some chick talks a good game but then in the bed she moves around like an epileptic at a strobe light convention....not.appreciated but I guess that's better than her not movin at all...which is also no fun
Whatever manOriginally Posted by Carver
Hold up, you didn't enjoy the sex because the bed was making noise? You faked the nut and everything?Originally Posted by Mark Antony
Originally Posted by keithsweatsjordans
One time I was smashing a girl from work, who rooms with another girl we both work with. Her roommate saw me come in so she knew I was there. I don't really like people outside of my circle knowing who I smash so I went through great lengths to insure that her roomie didn't know we were gettin it in, especially since we all worked together (and I was talking to another girl from our job smh) So fast forward to us bangin'......shorties bed is loud as +@$+!!! I'm talking some sound effects type #*%$. On top of that, everytime I tried to to slow down the poundage to lower the sound, she'd ask why I was slowing down and tell me to go harder. All I could imagine was her roommate sitting in her room wondering when it was gonna endI was preoccupied with the sound of her bed the entire time....faked a nut and went home. Least enjoyable sex experience EVAR![]()
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Whatever manOriginally Posted by Carver
Hold up, you didn't enjoy the sex because the bed was making noise? You faked the nut and everything?Originally Posted by Mark Antony
Originally Posted by keithsweatsjordans
One time I was smashing a girl from work, who rooms with another girl we both work with. Her roommate saw me come in so she knew I was there. I don't really like people outside of my circle knowing who I smash so I went through great lengths to insure that her roomie didn't know we were gettin it in, especially since we all worked together (and I was talking to another girl from our job smh) So fast forward to us bangin'......shorties bed is loud as +@$+!!! I'm talking some sound effects type #*%$. On top of that, everytime I tried to to slow down the poundage to lower the sound, she'd ask why I was slowing down and tell me to go harder. All I could imagine was her roommate sitting in her room wondering when it was gonna endI was preoccupied with the sound of her bed the entire time....faked a nut and went home. Least enjoyable sex experience EVAR![]()
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Now her roomie who's used to the bed noises, and is gonna talk about it anyways is gonna only have the impression that you didn't put it down. Your name weak at work now doggie.Originally Posted by keithsweatsjordans
Whatever manOriginally Posted by Carver
Hold up, you didn't enjoy the sex because the bed was making noise? You faked the nut and everything?Originally Posted by Mark Antony
Bed wasn't just making noise...legit sounded like it could collapse at any minute and probably would've if I kept at it. Guess you had to be there (no Bosh). Plus she shared a wall with her roommate who I'd have to look in the face 5-6 days a week. Not about that life. Not to mention this went on for about 45 minutes...don't think I could've let one off if I wanted to *Kanye shrug*![]()