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i was 3'd through a campaign yard sign back in the days by my childhood friends smh
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Yes! I found it:
Originally Posted by Smedroc
This happened on NYE actually.
Met a chick, she took me back to the hotel, we start getting down etc...
Anyway against my better judgement i decide im gonna eat the box ... But not the regular way... I seen this prono where dude has the chick sat on his shoulders while he's stood up and he's just nyammin that thang... +%%$ looked boss so i thought i'd try it out. However i'm not as brolic as this dude was so i thought i'll do it against the wall for some support. So i lift this girl up on my shoulders and go to lean her up against what i thought was a wall....
Unfortunately all the Jack and red wine caused me to make a slight misjudgment....what i thought to be a wall was infact a doorway. So as i plant her against fresh air this erotic sexual act suddenly becomes a running powerbomb This chick hits the canvas HARD with my full weight to follow. She's goes into a semi foetal position and starts wimpering quietly, complaining that her side hurts. I didn't know whether to apologise to this girl or pin her shoulders down for the 3 count. Needless to say i got dressed and left the hotel shortly afterward.
Yea.. and I ddt'd a dude off the top of the bleachers onto the gym floor.... that dudes probably ******ed now... |I
I don't know why but this made me laugh so hard
Never the Stunner, but I Rock Bottomed my ex out of anger because she punched me in the head and deserved it.
I also sorta accidentally Pedigree'd one of my Little League teammates when we got into an argument and he charged me low trying to lift me off the ground. His head ended up between my legs so I just grabbed his arms, lifted my knees and dropped my weight. Busted his nose and everything...it wasn't until another teammate pointed the maneuver out that I realized I did it, which is a shame because I would have went for the nearest water bottle if I had immediately realized what I did.
Yes! I found it:
Originally Posted by Smedroc
This happened on NYE actually.
Met a chick, she took me back to the hotel, we start getting down etc...
Anyway against my better judgement i decide im gonna eat the box ... But not the regular way... I seen this prono where dude has the chick sat on his shoulders while he's stood up and he's just nyammin that thang... +%%$ looked boss so i thought i'd try it out. However i'm not as brolic as this dude was so i thought i'll do it against the wall for some support. So i lift this girl up on my shoulders and go to lean her up against what i thought was a wall....
Unfortunately all the Jack and red wine caused me to make a slight misjudgment....what i thought to be a wall was infact a doorway. So as i plant her against fresh air this erotic sexual act suddenly becomes a running powerbomb This chick hits the canvas HARD with my full weight to follow. She's goes into a semi foetal position and starts wimpering quietly, complaining that her side hurts. I didn't know whether to apologise to this girl or pin her shoulders down for the 3 count. Needless to say i got dressed and left the hotel shortly afterward.
Yes! I found it:
Originally Posted by Smedroc
This happened on NYE actually.
Met a chick, she took me back to the hotel, we start getting down etc...
Anyway against my better judgement i decide im gonna eat the box ... But not the regular way... I seen this prono where dude has the chick sat on his shoulders while he's stood up and he's just nyammin that thang... +%%$ looked boss so i thought i'd try it out. However i'm not as brolic as this dude was so i thought i'll do it against the wall for some support. So i lift this girl up on my shoulders and go to lean her up against what i thought was a wall....
Unfortunately all the Jack and red wine caused me to make a slight misjudgment....what i thought to be a wall was infact a doorway. So as i plant her against fresh air this erotic sexual act suddenly becomes a running powerbomb This chick hits the canvas HARD with my full weight to follow. She's goes into a semi foetal position and starts wimpering quietly, complaining that her side hurts. I didn't know whether to apologise to this girl or pin her shoulders down for the 3 count. Needless to say i got dressed and left the hotel shortly afterward.
thisMan the memories..................................
Me n my homeboys used to have wrestling matches after school all the time in like 6th grade. I'm talking belts, entrances, theme music and a couple times even a lil crowd. It was either in his backyard or house if his peoples werent off work yet. We went from being a favorite wrestling character to eventually creating our own persona. MOST of the slams and stuff weren't real but when we did submissions they were. You'd literally have to make your opponent tap out. A lot of matches were ended with tears and an occasional real fight
A+ thread man