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The absolute worst. I really don't get it. This one girl I knew, who I barely talked to would hit me up out of the blue, set up a date, and then when theday came she wouldn't answer her phone. Deaded that instantly.
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Not with ya boy, they all authenticOriginally Posted by GuttaGetsBusy
I came in here thinking this was going to be about a 52-year old woman faking an orgasm...
My bad
Originally Posted by SuperAntigen
HaHa OP...
You should know that while you were crying and making this thread, the Parakeet was prolly smashing...word to...
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damn sonOriginally Posted by Nothin4ever
YEAH FEMALE DID THIS TO ME
HIT ME UP AT 10 AM
SAID SHE HOME ALONE IF I CAN COME OVER ( SMASH PASS WITHOUT A DOUBT?)
I SAID YEAH ..
THEN SHE SAID OKAY
I TEXT HER AROUND 11 AM
TOLD HER IMA BE THERE AT NOON 30
SHE HIT ME WITH THE ..OH WAIT NEVERMIND WE HAVE TO DO THIS NEXT TIME
CAUSE I HAVE TO GO SOME WHERE NOW ( THOUGHT SHE WAS HOME ALONE THO?)
SO I TOLD HER " U PLAYING GAMES _ _ _ "
9:30 PM COME AROUND
HER STATUS UPDATE SAYS
" JUST GOT BACK HOME .. BLAH BLAH IM FEELING HIM SOO MUCH & THE WAY HE DO ME "
I JUST HAD THEFACE
NEVER HIT ME UP AGAIN AFTER DAT SMH ..
Straight playedOriginally Posted by Nothin4ever
YEAH FEMALE DID THIS TO ME
HIT ME UP AT 10 AM
SAID SHE HOME ALONE IF I CAN COME OVER ( SMASH PASS WITHOUT A DOUBT?)
I SAID YEAH ..
THEN SHE SAID OKAY
I TEXT HER AROUND 11 AM
TOLD HER IMA BE THERE AT NOON 30
SHE HIT ME WITH THE ..OH WAIT NEVERMIND WE HAVE TO DO THIS NEXT TIME
CAUSE I HAVE TO GO SOME WHERE NOW ( THOUGHT SHE WAS HOME ALONE THO?)
SO I TOLD HER " U PLAYING GAMES _ _ _ "
9:30 PM COME AROUND
HER STATUS UPDATE SAYS
" JUST GOT BACK HOME .. BLAH BLAH IM FEELING HIM SOO MUCH & THE WAY HE DO ME "
I JUST HAD THEFACE
NEVER HIT ME UP AGAIN AFTER DAT SMH ..
Originally Posted by CROSSISOM
Another prime example:
(Calls chick)
Her: Hello
Me: Hey wussup
Her: Nothin... hey call me back in like ten minutes.
Me: Ok
(15 minutes later)
Me calling: *ring... ring... ring... ring...* *I hang up
(5 minutes later)
Me calling again: *ring... ring... ring... ring...* *I hang up again
More likeOriginally Posted by JustScoreda100
Damn son I bet you had theOriginally Posted by CROSSISOM
Another prime example:
(Calls chick)
Her: Hello
Me: Hey wussup
Her: Nothin... hey call me back in like ten minutes.
Me: Ok
(15 minutes later)
Me calling: *ring... ring... ring... ring...* *I hang up
(5 minutes later)
Me calling again: *ring... ring... ring... ring...* *I hang up again
face after that
Originally Posted by Griff
I had a chick do me so cold when I was in high school...
Was messing with this girl for a while and we had done lots of foreplay but no smashing. So she comes over one day like "today's the day we go all the way" (her idea...)
We waited for my Moms to fall asleep and when she did ol' girl said she wanted to shower first. I said you get ready and I'll be in there in 5.
So after 5 minutes passed I go to open the bathroom door and it's locked. I tell her to open up and then she say's "No, you have to break in if you really want it and if you can't by the time I'm done showering you ain't getting none"So in my mind I'm thinking pshh you have no idea how many times I've locked myself outta the bathroom and had to pick the lock.
So I picked it in like ten seconds, came in and said let's go. Shorty looked at me like I was a rapist and told me to get out. And there I stood all pitiful looking like "but you said I could hit if I got in"...then she says "I changed my mind and if you don't leave I'm gonna scream and wake your Mom".
Originally Posted by kevin2nd
Originally Posted by Griff
I had a chick do me so cold when I was in high school...
Was messing with this girl for a while and we had done lots of foreplay but no smashing. So she comes over one day like "today's the day we go all the way" (her idea...)
We waited for my Moms to fall asleep and when she did ol' girl said she wanted to shower first. I said you get ready and I'll be in there in 5.
So after 5 minutes passed I go to open the bathroom door and it's locked. I tell her to open up and then she say's "No, you have to break in if you really want it and if you can't by the time I'm done showering you ain't getting none"So in my mind I'm thinking pshh you have no idea how many times I've locked myself outta the bathroom and had to pick the lock.
So I picked it in like ten seconds, came in and said let's go. Shorty looked at me like I was a rapist and told me to get out. And there I stood all pitiful looking like "but you said I could hit if I got in"...then she says "I changed my mind and if you don't leave I'm gonna scream and wake your Mom".
Been in a similar situation before ...... but it was my fault .... I ended up messing things up because I couldn't make my mind up and pullthe triggerOriginally Posted by CROSSISOM
Another prime example:
(Calls chick)
Her: Hello
Me: Hey wussup
Her: Nothin... hey call me back in like ten minutes.
Me: Ok
(15 minutes later)
Me calling: *ring... ring... ring... ring...* *I hang up
(5 minutes later)
Me calling again: *ring... ring... ring... ring...* *I hang up again
Originally Posted by cgutta
Originally Posted by oidreez
i feel where yall are coming from but i cant even be worrying about this $$%$ anymore. there are too many females out there.
Originally Posted by OptimusPrimeAPhiA
Can we get some female insight on this thread?