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Never got yanked. Only time I got dunked on was freshman year in high school on my teams JV team during practice off a 3 on 2 on 1 drill. Tried to take a charge and one of our big 6'6 recruits out of africa put his knee into my chest.
Our coach stopped practice.
**** taking charges
Our coach stopped practice.
**** taking charges
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This is why I stop playing hard. When you are better than the other person dudes try slick **** to get you hurt over getting dunked on. If you can't play above the rim than move out the way.
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Prolly not the biggest L but an L
I used to live in an apt complex that had a court right in the center of it. One weekend there wuz a bunch of people out...I think it was a memorial day wknd. Neway....there was alot of bad chicks out there. I knew one of them that wuz watchin
cuz we had a class together...
So im ballin...and im not great but im aite.....rod strickland rookie type game.
And im guardin this lanky tall slow dude and im just killin him. Blowin by...crossin him.....dropin dimes....girls lookin
So anyway their team is on a fast break and im behind...one on two...I see lanky dude get da ball and go to the hoop so I jump up to block him.......
The way he went up it looked like he was gonna finger roll it...so I was like "im bout to mutumbo this lazy cat"
NO
Dis dude kept rising and turned the ball over in his hand.
Then he brought it back....kinda like a pitcher does a windup...or how kemp used to dunk.
Put his left forearm on my chest and threw it down HARD.
HARD.
I remember falling on my side and I didnt even look up cuz I knew it wuz bad. I remember seeing dudes shoes (lebron 9s)cuz he was standin over me and hearing erybody laughing and runnin around....girls was takin instagram pics. Dese frat dudes was pourin out they beer.........and all I remember is lookin up and seeing the girl that I knew just sittin there with her hands over her mouth like
"OMG DIS DUDE JUST GOT SONNED"
So many inside tears
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Never been dunked on.
I'm too tall to get bodied like that
I've been crossed, but not to the point of falling, or even being confused, I just stopped moving entirely to avoid it. I'm pretty passive on defense.
If I ever get yambed on in public, ESPECIALLY with women around
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I'm too tall to get bodied like that
I've been crossed, but not to the point of falling, or even being confused, I just stopped moving entirely to avoid it. I'm pretty passive on defense.
If I ever get yambed on in public, ESPECIALLY with women around
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No such thing as "too tall"
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Got dunked on before. It was off an alley oop though. He went to the 10th floor and dropped me off at the 6th.
Getting put in the blender then getting by your face blown off is almost as bad.
Blocking a dunk attempt makes up for all that though.
Go hard or go home.
Getting put in the blender then getting by your face blown off is almost as bad.
Blocking a dunk attempt makes up for all that though.
Go hard or go home.
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Most cats at my school can't get up with me.No such thing as "too tall"
Except people on our varsity team, they'll eat me alive
No humble brag intended
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You Inn high school son?Most cats at my school can't get up with me.No such thing as "too tall"
Except people on our varsity team, they'll eat me alive
No humble brag intended
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That's a dangerous dirty tactic man. Bruce Bowen sticking the foot underneath the jump shooters foot status. Seen the homie get his arm broken after someone tried something like that. Momentary embarrassment isn't worth the doctor bill you might cause...but gettin dunked in is far worse than crossed up. Although one time I snapped a guy in the gym and his shoes left a black streak on the floor. The game was stopped due to laughter/old dude cleaning his shame streaks off the ground.
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Real talk what happened to me was worse than what blake did to sasha. Brehs i was mindin mines... Nowhereee near the play. Was gettin rdy to put a body on my dude when the shot went up next thing i kno dude is flyin and im stuck above the elbow like...
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Mighta been teabagged. Nuts on shoulder at the very least. At this point ive blocked the actual moment itself from my memory
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Mighta been teabagged. Nuts on shoulder at the very least. At this point ive blocked the actual moment itself from my memory
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Put it like this, plenty of dudes get dunked on and the only thing hurt is their pride.
Saw a dude get broken off too decent at the rec gym a month ago and he came out the game limping. Pulled his sock off and his ankle was HUGE :x
Saw a dude get broken off too decent at the rec gym a month ago and he came out the game limping. Pulled his sock off and his ankle was HUGE :x
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I play a lot of ball and thankfully I've never been dunked on or crossed badly (no humble brag).
I'm pretty tall so people could probably see my ankles being broken over me being dunked on. I'll have to go with dunked on being worse, especially since I'm a shot blocker.
I'm pretty tall so people could probably see my ankles being broken over me being dunked on. I'll have to go with dunked on being worse, especially since I'm a shot blocker.
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I dont play with guys who can dunk so its either getting crossed or getting blocked,
Both has happened to me.
Both has happened to me.
This.
If you cross me and you still miss your lay up or brick your shot.
Your cross means nothing.
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That's why a bunch of the old And1 Mixtapes had clips that ended before the shot even went up. Dudes had handles but rarely did anyone have a legit jumper.
lack of fundamentals.
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Nah, when you get broken off what happens for the next 10 seconds is null and void. Don't let some yambs be watchin either
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that's how it is in the L too. don;t matter how nasty the cross was, if you aint score, you aint making sportscenter. you could've crossed that ***** soul out his body, soon as you brick that shot, homie getting resurrected. However, if you score...well that **** is going in the history books. They'll frame those laces up in Springfield.
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Man in open gym if somebody puts you in a bodybag and miss the dunk. it don't matter bc the whole gym will still act a fool.
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Haven't been crossed since like 7th grade. Dukes crossed the crap out of me too. I usually steal crossovers or stick my leg in the path of the ball. Same guy tried to dunk of me and I fouled the crap out of him, he had a good 30lbs and a couple of inches on me (He was ranked in the top five in this NYC after school program similar to Jackie Robinson (except a higher level of competition) I can't remember the name right now .. it's like something something police something). I haven't played ball in a couple of years so .... (but I'm an older cat)
Either way most guys my height can't dunk and I got way to much pride to let someone yank it on my head. If I gotta foul you hard and we gonna throw hands after ...... then we gonna throw hands
Either way most guys my height can't dunk and I got way to much pride to let someone yank it on my head. If I gotta foul you hard and we gonna throw hands after ...... then we gonna throw hands
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Getting dunked on = good defensive
Getting crossed up = bad defensive
Successfully blocked dunk = defensive highlight
Staying in front of your man = what you're supposed to do
Getting dunked on > getting crossed up
Seriously doe, if either one bother you, stay your weak *** of the court.
Getting crossed up = bad defensive
Successfully blocked dunk = defensive highlight
Staying in front of your man = what you're supposed to do
Getting dunked on > getting crossed up
Seriously doe, if either one bother you, stay your weak *** of the court.
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uhmmm getting crossed isn't bad defense b. good offense trumps good d any day, a defender is always at will of the offensive player because they're the only one that knows whats coming next. offense is action, defense is reaction. good defenders bite on crosses all the time because they have to assume you actually are going left when you look like you are. if they assume you're going to cross back this way and they just decide to stay there, they'll get blown by, THAT is bad defense.
