Fools Wildin Thinking They Doing It Unappreciation Vol Get The @#*+ out

[jinkazama]

She did do it on purpose IMO. I think this was staged...

Still funny though

 

[Coromanti]

guaranteed Jayden maker

It's ironic that the expensive things poorer people buy to look rich actually indicate to rich people that they're probably poor.

 

[SC kid]

From reddit.

European chick is DOING IT

greatest/worst thing ever just happened to me, so buckle up folks..it's story time:

Girl on a dating app tells me in the first few messages that I'm really cute (true) and interesting (also true) and asks me to meet her at 1140am for coffee at a random McDonald's. When I ask if she's a 45 year old man trying to harvest my organs, she proceeds to send me 15 pictures in a row that look like they're straight from Facebook. Because that's how you convince somebody you're real (not true).

Now normally I don't accept propositions like this because I'm thinking "what's the catch?" Well, I decide to live a little on the YOLO side...and since it's right next to a Subway Sandwich shop I think that the worst that could happen is it's a 45 year old lonely man, I give him a big hug because I know the feeling as a 25 year old lonely man, get a tasty sandwich, then go home. Apparently that was NOT the worst thing that could happen.

I show up. She shows up. She's real. I'm surprised. I buy her coffee because I subscribe to traditional gender roles unless requested otherwise. She uses her McCafe frequent buyers card so she gets stamps. Its cute. While the guy is making her drink, she tells me to go find a table outside in the sun. I go outside and find the perfect goddamn table because I'm a romantic at heart. 5 minutes later. 10 minutes later. 15 minutes later. No girl. I text her the typical guy message "lol u get lost???". No response. Turns out she took the coffee and left.

So I'm not saying it's bad to leave a date if you feel uncomfortable or aren't attracted to them. It's totally your decision. But I don't think that's the case...I think this girl is a serial McCafe dater. And I don't think this was her first time. It was too professional. Too clean. It was the perfect McHeist. And I'm starting to think I'm not even mad...she didn't steal my credit card, or my organs. Just a few euros.

And my heart.

 

[coldcity]

From reddit.

European chick is DOING IT

reatest/worst thing ever just happened to me, so buckle up folks..it's story time:

Girl on a dating app tells me in the first few messages that I'm really cute (true) and interesting (also true) and asks me to meet her at 1140am for coffee at a random McDonald's. When I ask if she's a 45 year old man trying to harvest my organs, she proceeds to send me 15 pictures in a row that look like they're straight from Facebook. Because that's how you convince somebody you're real (not true).

Now normally I don't accept propositions like this because I'm thinking "what's the catch?" Well, I decide to live a little on the YOLO side...and since it's right next to a Subway Sandwich shop I think that the worst that could happen is it's a 45 year old lonely man, I give him a big hug because I know the feeling as a 25 year old lonely man, get a tasty sandwich, then go home. Apparently that was NOT the worst thing that could happen.

I show up. She shows up. She's real. I'm surprised. I buy her coffee because I subscribe to traditional gender roles unless requested otherwise. She uses her McCafe frequent buyers card so she gets stamps. Its cute. While the guy is making her drink, she tells me to go find a table outside in the sun. I go outside and find the perfect goddamn table because I'm a romantic at heart. 5 minutes later. 10 minutes later. 15 minutes later. No girl. I text her the typical guy message "lol u get lost???". No response. Turns out she took the coffee and left.

So I'm not saying it's bad to leave a date if you feel uncomfortable or aren't attracted to them. It's totally your decision. But I don't think that's the case...I think this girl is a serial McCafe dater. And I don't think this was her first time. It was too professional. Too clean. It was the perfect McHeist. And I'm starting to think I'm not even mad...she didn't steal my credit card, or my organs. Just a few euros.

And my heart.

FINESSE!!!!!!!

 

[Barbados Slim]

McHeist 

 

[xxpizzo]

 

[Kimchi Papi]

Bike thief getting what he deserves...






This lady gettin it...

 

[chippedtoothsmile]

^dude going after the bike ended up getting tossed like a rag doll. Not doin it

 

[tekthemaestro]

Bike thief getting what he deserves...




This lady gettin it...

GOOD for that thief! That's payback for when some heartless fool stole my Mongoose bmx bike out my garage when i was 13! 

and for the second lady? for some reason she just reminds me of

 

[jinkazama]

FINESSE!!!!!!!

]

Stylin' on em

 

[tbreeze]

Dude decided to steal that bike from a former HS All State outside linebacker 

 

[tekthemaestro]

McHeist. copyright and trademark that homeboy. you bout to come up on some $$$ 

 she puttin in mad effort for that mcCafe

 

[illmatic kid]

 
She was  eyeing dude beneath her hard. She definitely did that on purpose.

 Exactly....

 

[SC kid]

McHeist. copyright and trademark that homeboy. you bout to come up on some $$$   she puttin in mad effort for that mcCafe

Mcheist

Im lovin it

Real talk though not once in my life have i been asked to meet anywhere at 11:40 loooooool

Chick must of had class

 

[paulprince3730]

^dude going after the bike ended up getting tossed like a rag doll. Not doin it

was just about to say 

dude is grown af and got thrown by what looked like a 15 yo

 

[had pants]

McHeist....

 

[tekthemaestro]

McHeist....

yooooooooo lmao McDonalds BEEN pulling a fast one. 

 

[SC kid]

Carl’s Jr. and Hardee’s are rolling out the “The Most American Thickburger” on May 20. The Most American Thickburger consists of a 1/3 pound hamburger patty topped with American cheese and a split hot dog over a layer of kettle-cooked Lay’s chips

 

[coldcity]

Carl’s Jr. and Hardee’s are rolling out the “The Most American Thickburger” on May 20. The Most American Thickburger consists of a 1/3 pound hamburger patty topped with American cheese and a split hot dog over a layer of kettle-cooked Lay’s chips

take the hot dog off & that's decent

 

[coldcity]

McHeist....

once this loaded I saw the finesse ... damn they getting yall for that dirty water

 

[bravo]

 

 

Did u try it?

Not yet.  Im concerned I may become addicted if its delicious like lemonade.   

 

[Deleted member 107398]

 

[tekthemaestro]

will NEVER understand why anyone in possession of a gun doesn't take time to learn how to use said gun.

 

[melo0115]

The bike thief owner ray lewis reminded me of this heist. 

 

[wafflegeist]

McHeist....

is that why any size is a dollar?