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what kind of a person are you to be offended by a fart at the urinal?
you probably should sit down when you pee
My coworkers were ruthless, they use to have farting competitions in the office. One time, my coworker went over to my other mans cubicle, turned around, bent down wild quick and grabbed his ankles and let it rip right in his face.
Later on that day, son that got farted on went over to the guy's cubicle, ran and layed down on his back on his desk (infront of his face) pulled both legs back behind his head and let it rip right in his mouf
**** started to get outta hand when females coworkers started getting in on it too. One of the newer coworkers came to one cats cubicle, jumped in the air and landed in a split. As she landed, she let out 2 loud rips. The nasty part was that when she got up, there was a brown stain on the carpet where she landed.
Last incident before I left that job was when one dude went all out. Son waited for the other around the corner. He knew he was going to make that turn in the office, so he stood up on his desk, pants and underwear down, crouched down so the guy walking couldn't see him. When son turned around the corner, booty boy spread his cheeks and let out the loudest gassiest funkiest fart right in sons face.
My coworkers were ruthless, they use to have farting competitions in the office. One time, my coworker went over to my other mans cubicle, turned around, bent down wild quick and grabbed his ankles and let it rip right in his face.
Later on that day, son that got farted on went over to the guy's cubicle, ran and layed down on his back on his desk (infront of his face) pulled both legs back behind his head and let it rip right in his mouf
**** started to get outta hand when females coworkers started getting in on it too. One of the newer coworkers came to one cats cubicle, jumped in the air and landed in a split. As she landed, she let out 2 loud rips. The nasty part was that when she got up, there was a brown stain on the carpet where she landed.
Last incident before I left that job was when one dude went all out. Son waited for the other around the corner. He knew he was going to make that turn in the office, so he stood up on his desk, pants and underwear down, crouched down so the guy walking couldn't see him. When son turned around the corner, booty boy spread his cheeks and let out the loudest gassiest funkiest fart right in sons face.
My coworkers were ruthless, they use to have farting competitions in the office. One time, my coworker went over to my other mans cubicle, turned around, bent down wild quick and grabbed his ankles and let it rip right in his face.
Later on that day, son that got farted on went over to the guy's cubicle, ran and layed down on his back on his desk (infront of his face) pulled both legs back behind his head and let it rip right in his mouf
**** started to get outta hand when females coworkers started getting in on it too. One of the newer coworkers came to one cats cubicle, jumped in the air and landed in a split. As she landed, she let out 2 loud rips. The nasty part was that when she got up, there was a brown stain on the carpet where she landed.
Last incident before I left that job was when one dude went all out. Son waited for the other around the corner. He knew he was going to make that turn in the office, so he stood up on his desk, pants and underwear down, crouched down so the guy walking couldn't see him. When son turned around the corner, booty boy spread his cheeks and let out the loudest gassiest funkiest fart right in sons face.
I was in my cubicle and I just had Chipotle, a lot of people had already left for the day and I had the bubble guts real bad so I check to see that it's clear. It was so I let one rip like a long silent one, I already knew what it was but my stomach felt so much better, no lie like 10 Seconds pass and my coworker come in my cube out of nowhere about an account. I saw there facial expression change super quick but we both didn't say a thing. I felt so ashamed
You ain't gotta lie to kick it.My coworkers were ruthless, they use to have farting competitions in the office. One time, my coworker went over to my other mans cubicle, turned around, bent down wild quick and grabbed his ankles and let it rip right in his face.
Later on that day, son that got farted on went over to the guy's cubicle, ran and layed down on his back on his desk (infront of his face) pulled both legs back behind his head and let it rip right in his mouf
**** started to get outta hand when females coworkers started getting in on it too. One of the newer coworkers came to one cats cubicle, jumped in the air and landed in a split. As she landed, she let out 2 loud rips. The nasty part was that when she got up, there was a brown stain on the carpet where she landed.
Last incident before I left that job was when one dude went all out. Son waited for the other around the corner. He knew he was going to make that turn in the office, so he stood up on his desk, pants and underwear down, crouched down so the guy walking couldn't see him. When son turned around the corner, booty boy spread his cheeks and let out the loudest gassiest funkiest fart right in sons face.
what kind of a person are you to be offended by a fart at the urinal?
you probably should sit down when you pee
My coworkers were ruthless, they use to have farting competitions in the office. One time, my coworker went over to my other mans cubicle, turned around, bent down wild quick and grabbed his ankles and let it rip right in his face.
Later on that day, son that got farted on went over to the guy's cubicle, ran and layed down on his back on his desk (infront of his face) pulled both legs back behind his head and let it rip right in his mouf
**** started to get outta hand when females coworkers started getting in on it too. One of the newer coworkers came to one cats cubicle, jumped in the air and landed in a split. As she landed, she let out 2 loud rips. The nasty part was that when she got up, there was a brown stain on the carpet where she landed.
Last incident before I left that job was when one dude went all out. Son waited for the other around the corner. He knew he was going to make that turn in the office, so he stood up on his desk, pants and underwear down, crouched down so the guy walking couldn't see him. When son turned around the corner, booty boy spread his cheeks and let out the loudest gassiest funkiest fart right in sons face.
What can you do you not fart at a urinal? Your body has to relax those muscles to let out the urine
I usually feel one about to rip but I try my best to not let it come out loudly.
I work in a bus depot and these dudes are savages. They be taking a dump while legit talking to another dude who taking a leak or washing his hands.
In public I try to mask my farts by slamming the car door at the same time, or just slip one out wild a bunch of people are talking. Walking near construction helps as well.
In public I try to mask my farts by slamming the car door at the same time, or just slip one out wild a bunch of people are talking. Walking near construction helps as well.