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I got inspired by McConaughey after watching Wolf of Wall Street so many times
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I got inspired by McConaughey after watching Wolf of Wall Street so many times
Sometimes, it's a must when you see a Milf in yoga pants.Kind of related.
In college i took an oil painting course. On fridays we would go to the zoo to paint animals or plants (they had a massive garden).
That particular week was rough for me. I had just broken up with my gf and the workload of 5 classes had me stressed.
I hadn't fapped since the week before.
So im sitting there by myself painting this tree and this milf with her kids comes over and starts talking to me about art and school.
I wasnt really paying attention because she was wearing yoga pants.
When our conversation was over.....i knew what had to be done.
I dint have the necessary lubricant with me, but if youre familiar with oil painting there is something called liquin which is used to thin out oil paint. I looked at the ingredients. ...mostly natural...and i knew it would suffice.
I did not however go to the bathroom, because when i fap....i fap.
Its loud.
So i was walking around scouting for a location when i spotted a closed restaurant called "the jungle gym"
I went behind the building, pulled down my pants and went to work.
Initially it was tough, perhaps because it was my first time doing it outside.
But i just relaxed, closed my eyes, listened to the sound of the animals around me.....and the deed was done.
Felt really good, one of the top 3 faps ive ever experienced i cant lie.
When i was done i pulled my pants up and turned around and there was a monkey in the distance looking at me like
When i was done i pulled my pants up and turned around and there was a monkey in the distance looking at me like
op feeling guilty, started a thread tryna find out if he a sociapath or not
Bruhop feeling guilty, started a thread tryna find out if he a sociapath or not
When i was done i pulled my pants up and turned around and there was a monkey in the distance looking at me like
What even made you think about this and proceed to make a thread?Who's done it
What even made you think about this and proceed to make a thread?
dude was sitting on the toilet of the 4th floor bathroom staring down and wonder if NT would approve of his next move
to my work fappers...A recent Glamour magazine survey about money, sex and relationship thoughts polled 1,000 men and asked them to admit to the various inappropriate places where they've wanked off. This is what they confessed:
At work: 31%
While visiting my parents' house: 31%
At a party: 10%
While driving: 24%
(of 1,000 male survey takers)