EWD Drones "THEY LAUGHED AT ME, SAID I WAS HAVING DELUSIONS OF GRANDEUR, MADE MEMES. BUT..."

Man I promise, EWD so self conscious
He has no idea what he's doing on niketalk
That drone that he invested in don't make no money
But he won't drop it, his e-friends will look at him funny
Now tell me that ain't insecure
The concept of drones seemed so secure
Samsung note four aint picked a case
He like #(#$ it, I'll just stay in general and post ducktales
Cause that's enough acronyms to buy him a few seconds of fame
Cause Method Man don't really care
He's so precious with the fluid hips
Couldn't afford a business so he named his drone Abusiness
He had stories so long: too-long-didn't-read
Well he made it all up now NT ask him to leave
And he be dealing with adversity that you can't believe
Single black male not bad looking and well

Oh when it all, it all's made up
I'm telling you oh, it all's made up
 
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LMAOOOO @ someone paying you 10k to consult and you have to consult the instruction manual every time they have a question. 'Hmmm, I'm unsure if it does that, let me go converse with my development team and get back to you...*...quickly flips to page 17 "Troubleshooting"...*

LMAOOOOO @ government contracts. You Mr. Magoo

LMAOOOOO @ dropping the durango because it was weighing you down

LMAOOOOOO @ all the acronym jargon that was thrown out to sound important

LMAOOOOOO @ 10 million in stock and they're all yours. Why not say it's 100 million, that sounds cooler.

LMAOOOOOO @ every one of these threads turning into a roast session.

LMAOOOOOO @ the random dudes hoping to get put on. 'Bro you know I never hated on you, lemme get some of dat dere stock options, I'm tryna change my life'
 
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He like #(#$ it, I'll just stay in general and post ducktales
Cause that's enough acronyms to buy him a few seconds of fame
Cause Method Man don't really care
He's so precious with the fluid hips
Couldn't afford a business so he named his drone Abusiness
He had stories so long: too-long-didn't-read
Well he made it all up now NT ask him to leave
And he be dealing with adversity that you can't believe
Single black male not bad looking and well



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Im not saying i believe him but why do y'all even care? If he is lying let him talk to himself just don't respond
this dude regrets spending his last paycheck on EWD stocks 
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bruh im glad i came back to this thread but now im outta reps. 

its like everyone brings the big guns out for ewd. 
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Man I promise, EWD so self conscious
He has no idea what he's doing on niketalk
That drone that he invested in don't make no money
But he won't drop it, his e-friends will look at him funny
Now tell me that ain't insecure
The concept of drones seemed so secure
Samsung note four aint picked a case
He like #(#$ it, I'll just stay in general and post ducktales
Cause that's enough acronyms to buy him a few seconds of fame
Cause Method Man don't really care
He's so precious with the fluid hips
Couldn't afford a business so he named his drone Abusiness
He had stories so long: too-long-didn't-read
Well he made it all up now NT ask him to leave
And he be dealing with adversity that you can't believe
Single black male not bad looking and well

Oh when it all, it all's made up
I'm telling you oh, it all's made up
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LMAOOOO @ someone paying you 10k to consult and you have to consult the instruction manual every time they have a question. 'Hmmm, I'm unsure if it does that, let me go converse with my development team and get back to you...*...quickly flips to page 17 "Troubleshooting"...*

LMAOOOOO @ government contracts. You Mr. Magoo

LMAOOOOO @ dropping the durango because it was weighing you down

LMAOOOOOO @ all the acronym jargon that was thrown out to sound important

LMAOOOOOO @ 10 million in stock and they're all yours. Why not say it's 100 million, that sounds cooler.

LMAOOOOOO @ every one of these threads turning into a roast session.

LMAOOOOOO @ the random dudes hoping to get put on. 'Bro you know I never hated on you, lemme get some of dat dere stock options, I'm tryna change my life'
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The roast is serious.  keep them comming. 

I dont get why everything on here becomes hate, when someone ask a question based on logical skepticism or is just having fun cuttin the homie. Let us roast him in jest and keep it moving. Very few are hating or even care about his 10 million dollar endeavor. 
 
EWD is my dude and I hope he succeeds but these threads are always roast sessions.
 
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