-Embarrassing Pleasures- Vol #DontJudgeMe

Originally Posted by Definition Of Dopeness

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don't judge me.
I've had that before, wasn't a big fan.  I use other body washes with a loofah.  I don't see anything wrong with it.

I don't really think I have anything that I like that I would be embarrassed by.  I manscape, I listen to crappy pop music and sing along, use women's deodorant, all of that stuff that I think is kind of tame but I readily admit to it.
 
things i have picked up from this thread:
to go buy love spell at VS
to try womens deoderant
try womens body wash, apricot i think
and some dudes on NT general are mad suspect.
 
things i have picked up from this thread:
to go buy love spell at VS
to try womens deoderant
try womens body wash, apricot i think
and some dudes on NT general are mad suspect.
 
-I like pop music...Britney Spears, Aguilera, #!@$+ Cat Dolls, etc
-Sometimes when I'm driving and I hear any embarrassing song that I really like I will blast it but then turn the radio down if I stop at a busy intersection
-Back when I was 10-11 years old and had 56k internet I'd spend almost my entire Saturday afternoon downloading porn. After about 3 hours I'd have like maybe 2 minutes of material total.
-I like to watch stupid TV shows like "Millionaire Matchmaker", "Foursome" (Playboy TV show), or "House Hunters International"
-I love reading Cosmopolitan magazine
 
-I like pop music...Britney Spears, Aguilera, #!@$+ Cat Dolls, etc
-Sometimes when I'm driving and I hear any embarrassing song that I really like I will blast it but then turn the radio down if I stop at a busy intersection
-Back when I was 10-11 years old and had 56k internet I'd spend almost my entire Saturday afternoon downloading porn. After about 3 hours I'd have like maybe 2 minutes of material total.
-I like to watch stupid TV shows like "Millionaire Matchmaker", "Foursome" (Playboy TV show), or "House Hunters International"
-I love reading Cosmopolitan magazine
 
Originally Posted by Galvelocity

I talk to my hedgehog ALL THE TIME. I used to talk to myself a lot but now I've split it up so that half the time, I'm addressing him. My roommates always wonder how I got someone in my room without them seeing but really it's just me talking to Sandslash. He seems to listen though, so I like doing it.

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Gangsta name.
 
Originally Posted by Galvelocity

I talk to my hedgehog ALL THE TIME. I used to talk to myself a lot but now I've split it up so that half the time, I'm addressing him. My roommates always wonder how I got someone in my room without them seeing but really it's just me talking to Sandslash. He seems to listen though, so I like doing it.

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Gangsta name.
 
I also sit down to pee on occasion. I wipe my @#% with baby wipes, ALWAYS. I'm also a T-Swift closet fan. That's about all I can think of for now..
 
I also sit down to pee on occasion. I wipe my @#% with baby wipes, ALWAYS. I'm also a T-Swift closet fan. That's about all I can think of for now..
 
Originally Posted by bulletproofwallets

Originally Posted by DecemberLove

Originally Posted by bulletproofwallets

Originally Posted by stoneyjax

Originally Posted by bulletproofwallets


i pee into water bottles after i drink the water. 

i used to bite my toenails off as a kid until as of a year ago. im 20

i try to watch straight porn but the ****** section's call is too strong for me, been on it for years (no ayo) 
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80's movies are my pride and joy. Mannequin is 
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+1 to the peeing sitting down , but all the time not just in the morning. 

the feeling of freedom while walking around the house naked is too good.

backpage
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 ^feels good 
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aint no justifying that bro...
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yall getting kinda ridiculous now
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this the part where you break apart every little sentence to try to make it seem as if im ayo now and start with your "i cant breathe
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" and all that? i talk to a few dudes think the same thing. 

You watch men have sex.  That is ayo
if i said the "gay section" that would have been different, the ****** section is fair game. a feminine figure is a feminine figure. i find nothing attractive about a man or his appearance therefore not ayo. besides the girls in the videos i watch look way better than most average girls you see/try to smash in a pathetic, desperate attempt on the street. 

so you like watching MEN dressed as WOMEN... have sex with other MEN!?


DOG THAT'S GAY AS %%## !!!!!



and this is comin' from a female
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Originally Posted by bulletproofwallets

Originally Posted by DecemberLove

Originally Posted by bulletproofwallets

Originally Posted by stoneyjax

Originally Posted by bulletproofwallets


i pee into water bottles after i drink the water. 

i used to bite my toenails off as a kid until as of a year ago. im 20

i try to watch straight porn but the ****** section's call is too strong for me, been on it for years (no ayo) 
ohwell.gif


80's movies are my pride and joy. Mannequin is 
smokin.gif


+1 to the peeing sitting down , but all the time not just in the morning. 

the feeling of freedom while walking around the house naked is too good.

backpage
smokin.gif


 ^feels good 
grin.gif
.
aint no justifying that bro...
30t6p3b.gif

yall getting kinda ridiculous now
30t6p3b.gif
this the part where you break apart every little sentence to try to make it seem as if im ayo now and start with your "i cant breathe
roll.gif
" and all that? i talk to a few dudes think the same thing. 

You watch men have sex.  That is ayo
if i said the "gay section" that would have been different, the ****** section is fair game. a feminine figure is a feminine figure. i find nothing attractive about a man or his appearance therefore not ayo. besides the girls in the videos i watch look way better than most average girls you see/try to smash in a pathetic, desperate attempt on the street. 

so you like watching MEN dressed as WOMEN... have sex with other MEN!?


DOG THAT'S GAY AS %%## !!!!!



and this is comin' from a female
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Transexual = Men that underwent surgery to become like a woman.

You're thinking of a cross-dresser.
 
Transexual = Men that underwent surgery to become like a woman.

You're thinking of a cross-dresser.
 
-I listen to Taylor Swift a lot, and sing along with it like a fool in my car/when nobody's home. I actually do that with all my music though regardless of the style. Most people that know me have either seen me do this or know that I do so it's not really embarrassing. I wouldn't want somebody I work with to see me like that though
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-I also listen to Rihanna, Mariah Carey, Madonna, Lady Gaga on the reg. They're not in my most played or anything, but I listen to music for about 6-8 hrs a day so I'll usually hear em a few times in a day.

-Used to watch Glee, it kinda fell off though so I quit following it.

-When I watch porn it almost always has to be girl on girl, or a threesome with two girls. Just one girl/guy isn't really interesting enough to me
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Luckily one girl's enough for me in real life though. I also rarely watch one without anal involved 
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-I wrote like 10 pages of material for standup comedy; my sister told me I should try it. By the time I was done I realized all the material was wayyyy too personal/vulgar for my family to hear, and a lot of it I wouldn't even want my non-close friends to know about. My plan was to go to an open mic night and not tell anybody I knew, but my laptop crashed and I lost all 10 pages so yea...

-As far as y'all pissing sitting down; my roommate/closest friend pretty much ONLY goes sitting down. Like every time we're at the movies/sporting event etc. and hit up the bathroom, he will go in the stall and sit down even if there are 10 open urinals. He says he just "can't go sometimes" standing up. I'll never understand this. Is his "stage fright" so bad that he can't even get it going if he's hidden in the stall? He needs the protection of the stall AND his penis has to be hidden in the toilet?
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-I listen to Taylor Swift a lot, and sing along with it like a fool in my car/when nobody's home. I actually do that with all my music though regardless of the style. Most people that know me have either seen me do this or know that I do so it's not really embarrassing. I wouldn't want somebody I work with to see me like that though
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-I also listen to Rihanna, Mariah Carey, Madonna, Lady Gaga on the reg. They're not in my most played or anything, but I listen to music for about 6-8 hrs a day so I'll usually hear em a few times in a day.

-Used to watch Glee, it kinda fell off though so I quit following it.

-When I watch porn it almost always has to be girl on girl, or a threesome with two girls. Just one girl/guy isn't really interesting enough to me
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Luckily one girl's enough for me in real life though. I also rarely watch one without anal involved 
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-I wrote like 10 pages of material for standup comedy; my sister told me I should try it. By the time I was done I realized all the material was wayyyy too personal/vulgar for my family to hear, and a lot of it I wouldn't even want my non-close friends to know about. My plan was to go to an open mic night and not tell anybody I knew, but my laptop crashed and I lost all 10 pages so yea...

-As far as y'all pissing sitting down; my roommate/closest friend pretty much ONLY goes sitting down. Like every time we're at the movies/sporting event etc. and hit up the bathroom, he will go in the stall and sit down even if there are 10 open urinals. He says he just "can't go sometimes" standing up. I'll never understand this. Is his "stage fright" so bad that he can't even get it going if he's hidden in the stall? He needs the protection of the stall AND his penis has to be hidden in the toilet?
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Originally Posted by KayCurrency

-I tune into Oprah almost daily (This just started)

I dont watch Oprah but man did you catch that episode 2 nights ago with that kid who was secretly getting raped and got fed up and stabbed the rapist 50 times. Crazy story.
 
Originally Posted by KayCurrency

-I tune into Oprah almost daily (This just started)

I dont watch Oprah but man did you catch that episode 2 nights ago with that kid who was secretly getting raped and got fed up and stabbed the rapist 50 times. Crazy story.
 
Originally Posted by bulletproofwallets


Originally Posted by UnkleTomCruze

Ohh one more...

I have a Disney Play-list on my Itunes...and I love it...
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...

anastasia soundtrack was 
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 when growing up
Lion King on my dolby 2.1 system back in the day 
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Originally Posted by bulletproofwallets


Originally Posted by UnkleTomCruze

Ohh one more...

I have a Disney Play-list on my Itunes...and I love it...
grin.gif
...

anastasia soundtrack was 
pimp.gif
 when growing up
Lion King on my dolby 2.1 system back in the day 
grin.gif
glasses.gif
eek.gif
 
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