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Hard to believe it's been four years using this screename, I am usually perma-banned by this time. Anyway back in 2008 I posted about my amazing exploits as a 6'6 245 lb cornerback with fluid hips, great instincts, spectacular burst of speed, and unbelievable lockdown ability...in flag football. Well due to an overuse injury to my left patellar region I took a year or so off to rest and recover. During the hiatus I discovered an amazing testosterone stack and slowly started to comeback via High Intensity Interval training and I worked out in the high altitudes of Afghanistan for four months...
Fast forward to now. I am now 6'6 270 lbs and still have my lateral quickness as well as a pop off the line, but my increase in mass has slightly decreased my top end speed so I can't keep up with the fleet of foot receivers in a straight line anymore. But I can turn the corner on an offensive tackle or tight end and smash the QB in an instant. No need for a bull rush, I just run around the poor slobs with the fury of a hungry lion chasing the last Wildebeest on the Saharan plains. I make Dwight Freeney in his prime look like Gilbert Brown as far as speed goes.
I also have tight end skills...not the blocking type tight end...no I'm too valuable for that, I'm a pass catcher with hands like Chris Webber and Cris Carter combined, with elite speed like Kellen Winslow Jr at the position. I live in Houston now, so if the Texans ever have an open freee agent tryout, I'll let NT know. Thanks for your support guys, this community is the greatest.
Fast forward to now. I am now 6'6 270 lbs and still have my lateral quickness as well as a pop off the line, but my increase in mass has slightly decreased my top end speed so I can't keep up with the fleet of foot receivers in a straight line anymore. But I can turn the corner on an offensive tackle or tight end and smash the QB in an instant. No need for a bull rush, I just run around the poor slobs with the fury of a hungry lion chasing the last Wildebeest on the Saharan plains. I make Dwight Freeney in his prime look like Gilbert Brown as far as speed goes.
I also have tight end skills...not the blocking type tight end...no I'm too valuable for that, I'm a pass catcher with hands like Chris Webber and Cris Carter combined, with elite speed like Kellen Winslow Jr at the position. I live in Houston now, so if the Texans ever have an open freee agent tryout, I'll let NT know. Thanks for your support guys, this community is the greatest.