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EDIT! pictures of my girl....pg 1. NT. give me some clever texts to text VOL. GOING TO SMASH
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damn...i would nvr cheat
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dump your girl first if you gonna do it
night marcher01
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Originally Posted by IloveShoes
I'm asking for clever texts about SEX. Somethings to get her in the mood so when we do meet it's on like donkey kong... feel me bruh? But i'm just gonna go with one of the other posts above. and just keep my mouth shut until we both are free to hang out.
EDIT: the reason why i haven't done it yet is because my girl stays at my crib a lot. so i gotta find a way to tell her to go home for a few days.
Laughing emoticon huh?
You know, I really never understood why dudes do this, I mean really think about it.
Anyway, jokes on you when she finds out.
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Go new school picture message/old school joke and send a picture of the D (pause)
with the caption: If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg was Christmas, would you let me come visit between the holidays.
Back in my single days I was 16/17 with this corny line of tagging the same night.
The other I had to put in extra work
BUT IF THIS IS A SURE THING,
Just ask her if she ready to get smashed....
with the caption: If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg was Christmas, would you let me come visit between the holidays.
Back in my single days I was 16/17 with this corny line of tagging the same night.
The other I had to put in extra work
BUT IF THIS IS A SURE THING,
Just ask her if she ready to get smashed....
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man if you don't smash....
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yall dudes really worried about that friggin mole? I wanna see what you @*!++$$ pull, seriously. Cuse shorty look good
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Originally Posted by BallinB
That's messed up man, do what you gotta do...Originally Posted by IloveShoes
I'm asking for clever texts about SEX. Somethings to get her in the mood so when we do meet it's on like donkey kong... feel me bruh? But i'm just gonna go with one of the other posts above. and just keep my mouth shut until we both are free to hang out.
EDIT: the reason why i haven't done it yet is because my girl stays at my crib a lot. so i gotta find a way to tell her to go home for a few days.
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ducktailsxaintxi
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If its not too late say,
"Im tired of being on that textual intercourse, what are you doing tonight?"
"Im tired of being on that textual intercourse, what are you doing tonight?"
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People overreact.
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" I really like you.. :/ "
Works all the time.
Works all the time.
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Word to mrscambell
{/webbie/} Girl gimme that %#%!!{/webbie/}
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Originally Posted by NewZ05
Originally Posted by IloveShoes
EDIT: the reason why i haven't done it yet is because my girl stays at my crib a lot. so i gotta find a way to tell her to go home for a few days.
*fixed
o yea thats also pretty...
You gonna cheat on your girl for some random jumpoff.......................
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Some real soft dudes in this thread...
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No need to overthink, just text her something honest, don't make a mountain out of a molehill.
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pics of gf?
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Just text her later at night.."look, I'm here alone, bored, and need a stress relief..maybe you can help".
C'mon duke, it aint that hard....
C'mon duke, it aint that hard....
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Originally Posted by Night Marcher01
Originally Posted by IloveShoes
I'm asking for clever texts about SEX. Somethings to get her in the mood so when we do meet it's on like donkey kong... feel me bruh? But i'm just gonna go with one of the other posts above. and just keep my mouth shut until we both are free to hang out.
EDIT: the reason why i haven't done it yet is because my girl stays at my crib a lot. so i gotta find a way to tell her to go home for a few days.
Laughing emoticon huh?
You know, I really never understood why dudes do this, I mean really think about it.
Anyway, jokes on you when she finds out.
If you already have a girl, and you have to go to another female to get what you want.....then your girl PROBABLY isn't doing something right.....
