EDIT! pictures of my girl....pg 1. NT. give me some clever texts to text VOL. GOING TO SMASH

[iloveshoes]

So I met this chick on wednesday. And we've been texting back and forth ever since.

Here's the most recent texts:

Her: i might be.

we'll have to see when we hang out. but i know you and that one chick has a lot of benefits.dont' wanna get in between that yaknow??? lol.

Me:You not gonna get in between anything its me that going to. haha just kidding! but yeah you really aren't. no worries.

her: hahahahha depends if you can seduce me.

Cliff notes: Texting with this girl. a for sure smash. just wonering what clever texts you guys might be able to throw at me to text at her.

UPDATE: it's a for sure thing we're going to kick it. it's most likely going to be monday or wednesday. Now i just gotta figure out what kind ofalcohol to buy to get it started.

.. I'll keep you guys posted on how it goes down. Maybe i can get her totake some nice pictures if you guys are nice. All these mole jokes kinda gettin old yo.

But to be honest when i first met her i thought that mole was a piercing.

UPDATE 2: just got these texts at 2:44a.m. apparently she drunk at a party.

Her: Come n sex me up

lol!!!!

me: haha when?

her: now

me: wowzers. i would but i'm out with friends right now.

And i left it at that. not sure what to do now since you NTers got me on this guilt trip type tip... i'll sleep on it in the morning..








pics:

update:: pics of my girl. only one. don't want you nters findin' her. cause she knows quite a few people. (asian girl on the right)

YOU NTERS HAPPY NOW???

 

[jlab0ch0]

When you gon' lemme beat, beat, beat, beat, beat?

 

[thesouthside]

whats that on her face

dont do it
unless youre gonna use a brown paper bag

its a nasty mole too, not a good mole like eva mendez

 

[c5a5d5a5]

holy moley she fine

 

[wade187]

She's cute but damn that thing would distract the @**% out of me

.Have me on that Austin Powers tip

 

[thegoogler]

Originally Posted by Wade187

She's cute but damn that thing would distract the @**% out of me

. Have me on that Austin Powers tip

She's cute though.

 

[lazianboi]

hey baby want to give e a sucky sucky?

How much licks it takes for my lollipop to pop?

How much?

Do you like Anal?

 

[adambomb007]

Originally Posted by Wade187

She's cute but damn that thing would distract the @**% out of me

. Have me on that Austin Powers tip

thinkin the exact same thing

 

[iloveshoes]

c'mon guys i need some stuff to text her. help me out!


p.s. i think the mole is cute. i don't care what u guys think

 

[everydaykicks]

Other then the mole on her face, she is pretty cute

 

[dashoekid21]

she can def. get it!!!!!...minus the mole.

 

[wade187]

Originally Posted by LAzianBoi

hey baby want to give e a sucky sucky?

How much licks it takes for my lollipop to pop?

How much?

Do you like Anal?

Damn first that ******ed thread, now this? Dude log off of life

 

[thesouthside]

Originally Posted by IloveShoes

c'mon guys i need some stuff to text her. help me out!


p.s. i think the mole is cute. i don't care what u guys think

lol man i was exaggerating a bit in my post...
she got a cute face but the mole is too dark...
see if she has a mother

 

[ricekrispies420]

Originally Posted by TheGoogler

Originally Posted by Wade187

She's cute but damn that thing would distract the @**% out of me

. Have me on that Austin Powers tip

 

[certifiedflyboi23]

boards get nailed

 

[bkmac]

Originally Posted by Wade187

She's cute but damn that thing would distract the @**% out of me

. Have me on that Austin Powers tip

She is good looking though, can't lie.

 

[cucumbercool]

That is one cute girl.
How about saying "I don't want to waste time so cut through all the crap and lets just get together (whatever time you have in mind)"

 

[itwastyped]

 

[nychiphophippo]

Originally Posted by IloveShoes

c'mon guys i need some stuff to text her. help me out!

virgin talk

 

[ripyzyz]

Originally Posted by ItWasTyped

 

[atlien seeko]

IF IT'S ALREADY IN THE BAG, LET IT BE! You can only %!*! it up at this point. You would do best keeping your mouth closed. I can tell.

 

[westillballin]

just dont MOLEst her

 

[longrange3ball]

Originally Posted by C5A5D5A5

holy moley she fine

 

[i dont pass]

IF IT'S ALREADY IN THE BAG, LET IT BE! You can only %!*! it up at this point. You would do best keeping your mouth closed. I can tell.



^ thank you my dude son would prob say some dumb ishh and then change the title to this thread on some "NT, I messed up" type steez

for now you're [elephant man] good 2 go! [/elephant man]

if anything just ask for some riskee pics

 

[la213espg]

lol @ the mole replies