Dumb things you've heard people say

[hazeee and sn3akers]

Originally Posted by kbweezy24

hAzEee aNd sN3aKerS wrote:

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therenegade23 wrote:

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I never get ppl say half dozen, when six is easier and faster to say

why would he think only 4 piece nuggets were available? he didnt ask for a 4 piece 

 

you know what I meant I meant 6 maybe theres a chance she thought he thought only 6 piece were available

  

 

[hella handsome]

Originally Posted by JayHood23

Both times were at the barber shop
Barber: That's a goose outside isn't?

Chick: No I think that's a geese

Barber: So whats the difference between a goose and a geese.

Chick: Geese are bigger

Barber: Oh ok never knew that

Me: 

Just yesterday

Barber 1: You ever had smores

Barber 2: Nah, I dont like marshmallows

Barber 1: They got mushrooms, chocolate and graham crackers in em

Barber 2:

 nah I'm pretty sure they have marshmallows 

Anyway I'm bored at work and would like to read the hair brained things you've heard people say

You need to go to a new barbershop my dude. I wouldn't let a fool that dumb touch my head 

theone218 wrote:

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In my 10th grade world history class my teacher asked the class what are two major religions in Japan during the time we were studying
one person said buddhism and this one girl said samsung.




EVERYONE in our class looked at her like 

One of the stupidest things I have ever heard

 

 

[upptempo8387]

"Breaking News: Amy Winehouse Found Dead!" - Sunday, July 24, 2011

 

[hella handsome]

Originally Posted by MrYoungMoney

Hmmm things like when people say "Hella'".
Reason being thet don't use it correctly.
"It's hella' hot"!

Translation: It is hell of hot?
Doesn't make sense!

Uhhm... My dude.... 


I think you're the dumb one this time 

 

[tkthafm]

"Going to Iraq was worth it"
"We are winning in Afghanistan"

 

[allreds]

HAHAHAHA

 

[samduh562]

Girl 1: Hey you know that Chinese girl in our 4th period class
Girl 2: You mean that Asian girl?
Girl 3: I thought she was Japanese?
Girl 1: Idk she might be Asian, who cares, anyways..


Me in the back:

 

[guttagetsbusy]

Girl: "Ugh I tried Egg Nog and didn't like it, I don't see how you love that stuff"
Me: "It tastes pretty good to me"
Girl: "Man that %%+@ is nasty, I didn't know it actually had egg in it"

 

[Peep Game]

Just check youtube and yahoo answers, you'll find plenty there

 

[datrealballa12]

I was at a party last night and the cops showed up..the topic of getting shot came up and some naive, not about that life chick said she'd rather get shot than tazered hit her wit the automatic 

x

 collab and proceeded to tell her that when shot a bullet can move around in your body and doesnt always just stay in 1 place and she changed her mind

 

[weekz]

Originally Posted by Oh YoU MaD

Blacks calling Latinos/Hispanics "Spanish"

so true.  i have a friend who is actually spanish and since i met him in first grade i've never made that mistake.  it used to erk me but i just realized people wont change unless they want to.

 

[jayhood23]

Originally Posted by hella handsome

Originally Posted by JayHood23

Both times were at the barber shop
Barber: That's a goose outside isn't?

Chick: No I think that's a geese

Barber: So whats the difference between a goose and a geese.

Chick: Geese are bigger

Barber: Oh ok never knew that

Me: 

Just yesterday

Barber 1: You ever had smores

Barber 2: Nah, I dont like marshmallows

Barber 1: They got mushrooms, chocolate and graham crackers in em

Barber 2:

 nah I'm pretty sure they have marshmallows 

Anyway I'm bored at work and would like to read the hair brained things you've heard people say

You need to go to a new barbershop my dude. I wouldn't let a fool that dumb touch my head 

I don't go to that first barbershop anymore but when I did he never cut my hair. 

 

[sorkoram]

Chick at work - "Obama unfroze Osama Bin Laden's body to win the election in 2012"

 

[skip2my]

''alcohol isn't a drug''

 

[j4ck]

hella handsome wrote:

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Originally Posted by MrYoungMoney

Hmmm things like when people say "Hella'".
Reason being thet don't use it correctly.
"It's hella' hot"!

Translation: It is hell of hot?
Doesn't make sense!

Uhhm... My dude.... 


I think you're the dumb one this time 

 

[jdi23]

At work

Customer: Can I pay my bill here?
Me: Yeah, but we only take cash
Customer: So yall dont take debit?
Me Nah only cash
Customer: What about a check?
Me -__-

This is guaranteed to happen at least once a week.

 

[chaostheory]

"what time do you guys close?"

"9.30"

"so I can't come at 10?"

 

[go rilla]

allreds wrote:

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Are Filipinos considered Asian?
Some say yes, some say no. What do you guys think? I've been wondering about this for years and I never got a straight answer. Since they have Spanish last names it just throws me off. SRS question by the way.

 

[benssick]

I was in my jr year of high school and we were in biology,and we were learning about plants and some kid in my class raises his hand and...
Student:Mr.tao,i have a question but i don't know if i should ask it

Mr.tao(Teacher):Theirs no such thing as a dumb question

Student:Is grass a plant?

ok so the WHOLE class just goes crazy and the teacher burst and runs out and the kid feels sooo dumb..teacher came back and was like sorry to the student and ever since then he never ever raised his hand

i laugh so hard that day

 still funny

 

[supahoopa]

im about to eat at my guys house..

pam: u dont want any bacon?

me: no ma'am im fine i dont eat pork.

pam: we have ham! do you want any of that?

 

[thacapt]

Back in high school.

Girl: " I thought everyone in Asia speaks Chinese".

Me:

 

[cash is king]

Originally Posted by jcbacall

"LeBron is better than Jordan"

  

 scottie needs to go into hiding after that 1 he took @$%+ too far jealousy can make you say stupoid @$%+

 

[jordanpp30]

I made a dumb/funny comment years ago.

I have a blind aunt.. and she called my house trying to reach my dad but he wasnt home... I was about to give her his cell # and asked her if she had a pen to write it down.

 

[still1rise]

Family member: "I just got a house in the bay area."
Me: "Wow, nice, what part of the bay area?"
Family member: "Stockton."
Me:

 

[wcghost]

Girl in HS: "What kind of money do they use in Hawaii?"