Drafting the best possible female prospect...

^ It damn sure does...the post was an excerpt. I should have included the whole chapter, it goes into exactly how to sort out the different attributes and weigh them against one another.

Nice stats on the prospect, too...you like to see better Recognition and Probable Faithfulness, but grab her at the top of the 2nd or MAYBE at the bottom of the first, since her Intangibles seem to be high.
 
her intangibles are she knows how to hustle and get a quick buck. Too bad she's super immature, shallow, young, and likely to cheat.

Basically the Anti-tebow. lol

Marcus Vick maybe???
 
Originally Posted by potus2028

Originally Posted by Mark Antony

What if the prospect really does look great on paper, but they've been holding out for more since training camp and now into the season. Should i move on or keep negotiating? even if signed, her dedication to the team is questionable, since it appears she may be holding out for better offers from others.


Move on. Character issues, that's bad for Intangibles and Personality. If you're looking to sign her to a long term deal, you'll want to watch how she deals with other franchises during the negotiation period, it sounds like she's more an opportunist looking for a big payday or the right media market than the cornerstone of a successful team. Unless her Measurables, Attractiveness, and at least one other trait are off the charts, she sounds like a 4th at best.
Hmm, thanks for the expert analysis.  I'll put my final offer on the table, doesn't work out i'll have to fill my roster through free agency.
 
the misogyny on NT is disgusting and appaulling..wow..womyn arent some play things to be "drafted" and be toyed with..smfh
 
Originally Posted by ME NO PASS

the misogyny on NT is disgusting and appaulling..wow..womyn arent some play things to be "drafted" and be toyed with..smfh
plus it was kind of creative to compare female "prospects" to male athletes, now its just over the top ayo. 
 
the thing is beauty, booty, bust (the 3 Bs) end up equaling the 40 yard dash and vertical in a real draft. sure they look great on tape. but in the end you're stuck with a bunch of big fast rookies who cant get the job done when things are on the line.

nah give me brains, competitiveness, and a winning personality first and foremost. i'm not saying the chick shouldn't have measurables, just remember that some prospects are just more cut out for the majors and develop later in the game.

all that flash - the "ooh's" and "ahh's" you get out of the first two years when they're wowing all the competition amounts to absolutely nothing if you know in your heart of hearts it will never ever lead to a ring.

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thank you.
 
All this switch meaning, terminology, double speak, analogies, and whatnot is confusing me fambs.

Making me use the noggin too much.
 
Originally Posted by Nako XL

the thing is beauty, booty, bust (the 3 Bs) end up equaling the 40 yard dash and vertical in a real draft. sure they look great on tape. but in the end you're stuck with a bunch of big fast rookies who cant get the job done when things are on the line.



nah give me brains, competitiveness, and a winning personality first and foremost. i'm not saying the chick shouldn't have measurables, just remember that some prospects are just more cut out for the majors and develop later in the game.



all that flash - the "ooh's" and "ahh's" you get out of the first two years when they're wowing all the competition amounts to absolutely nothing if you know in your heart of hearts it will never ever lead to a ring.



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thank you.


See this? This here? Yeah. This man has a shovel in his hand. Spot on.

Misogyny...
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...so appreciating the internal merit of a woman and weighing it against the normal superficial qualities women are normally judged totally by equates to hating women. Aight, bruh.

Originally Posted by ricky409

All this switch meaning, terminology, double speak, analogies, and whatnot is confusing me fambs.

Making me use the noggin too much.


Exercise that mind, cuzzo...I know it gets a bit cere-bro, but I guarantee it's good for ya.

Wait wait... @PharelFor3 not Marcus Vick tho
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The fact that that's the name you came up with should let you know how to handle that.
 
I was gonna say Michael Vick at first but then I thought of all the red flags and came up with Marcus instead. 1st round talent, 7th round brains. I gues mid 3rd round is in order but I know there are some thristy GM's that would ovverpay for her. Might have to trade down and acquire more picks. Word to Bellichek.
 
You picked it up fast, man...that's exactly the move. Go, build a better franchise!
 
Originally Posted by potus2028

Originally Posted by SoVerSoTowel

TLDR


Come on, man...I even put a "tl:dr" at the bottom...part of being a successful troll is at least dodging the spike strips in the OP.

Originally Posted by illwill24

OP what is the age limit cuz Im tryna draft a prospect outta high school.


She is a raw talent and a bit uncoachable, but I think a few years in the system and she could develop into a solid contributor.


Well, as far as age limit, gotta be 18 to play in the bigs...pretty sure it works that way in the League too. Far as a draft grade, I don't even know what to rate her Attractiveness without a pic, but your description sounds like your basic 4th rounder...if she's still on the board at a good spot, take a flyer. However, realize there's likely a reason she didn't go earlier, so it's ill-advised to commit the franchise to such a prospect without years of seasoning...possibly on the practice squad.

Now it all makes sense!
Development League, initials DL as in Down Low

As in them the ones you go to visit but not take out.  Yes I will put the youngin in the DL for now, and hopefully coach em up to get them out there in the field soon.

One more question OP, is Valentines Day the All Star Game?
 
Originally Posted by illwill24

Originally Posted by potus2028

Originally Posted by SoVerSoTowel

TLDR




Come on, man...I even put a "tl:dr" at the bottom...part of being a successful troll is at least dodging the spike strips in the OP.



Originally Posted by illwill24

OP what is the age limit cuz Im tryna draft a prospect outta high school.





She is a raw talent and a bit uncoachable, but I think a few years in the system and she could develop into a solid contributor.




Well, as far as age limit, gotta be 18 to play in the bigs...pretty sure it works that way in the League too. Far as a draft grade, I don't even know what to rate her Attractiveness without a pic, but your description sounds like your basic 4th rounder...if she's still on the board at a good spot, take a flyer. However, realize there's likely a reason she didn't go earlier, so it's ill-advised to commit the franchise to such a prospect without years of seasoning...possibly on the practice squad.

Now it all makes sense!
Development League, initials DL as in Down Low

As in them the ones you go to visit but not take out.  Yes I will put the youngin in the DL for now, and hopefully coach em up to get them out there in the field soon.

One more question OP, is Valentines Day the All Star Game?


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It is now! Damn, where were you when I wrote this chapter?!
 
this thread is actually a lot funnier than i realized now that ive really read through it
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Originally Posted by illwill24

Originally Posted by potus2028

Originally Posted by SoVerSoTowel

TLDR


Come on, man...I even put a "tl:dr" at the bottom...part of being a successful troll is at least dodging the spike strips in the OP.

Originally Posted by illwill24

OP what is the age limit cuz Im tryna draft a prospect outta high school.


She is a raw talent and a bit uncoachable, but I think a few years in the system and she could develop into a solid contributor.


Well, as far as age limit, gotta be 18 to play in the bigs...pretty sure it works that way in the League too. Far as a draft grade, I don't even know what to rate her Attractiveness without a pic, but your description sounds like your basic 4th rounder...if she's still on the board at a good spot, take a flyer. However, realize there's likely a reason she didn't go earlier, so it's ill-advised to commit the franchise to such a prospect without years of seasoning...possibly on the practice squad.

Now it all makes sense!
Development League, initials DL as in Down Low

As in them the ones you go to visit but not take out.  Yes I will put the youngin in the DL for now, and hopefully coach em up to get them out there in the field soon.

One more question OP, is Valentines Day the All Star Game?
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The homie potus2028 stay dropping knowledge
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Y'all should consider reading his book. Great, funny read.
One of my favorite purchases last year.
 
Originally Posted by TxRook

The homie potus2028 stay dropping knowledge
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Y'all should consider reading his book. Great, funny read.
One of my favorite purchases last year.


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Damn homie you finished that? For some reason I wasn't expecting to see anything on NT about it for a couple months. Thanks for supporting meand checking it out tho, glad you felt that.

Oh, and this is the part where I peer pressure you into an Amazon review.
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*applies*
 
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