dogs are only okay.

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I can’t stand people who insist on dragging their pets along everywhere. Was at Sprouts at the deli counter. This lady was standing there with her two small dogs who couldn’t stay still. One of them all of a sudden pisses all over the floor. This other lady, who had no idea what just happened, was reaching for her items when she almost stepped in the huge puddle. Disgusting!
People scared to enforce " No pets" rules.
 
Ugh, Dalmatians.

All the women in my life loves horses, so therefore they love Dalmatians.

At their very best, those spotted beasts are lean and flatulent. Then they get older, and become extremely fat and extremely flatulent.


They were bred to accompany and protect stage coaches that were full of treasure. So those dogs like being around horses and will viciously fight those who impede the movement of the horses.

No one is going to rob us when we ride horses in 2025. We don't need those beasts.

But at this point they are a part of an equestrian lifestyle (to which, I say, ya know, we have cars) and they are smart and empathetic creatures. So they knock over my smaller children (who seem to love it) and I feed them lots of extra food because, whatever, they are part of the family.
A Dalmatian was the reason I was always scared of dogs growing up. I was riding my bike and one ran out from a yard and tackled me off my bike. Stood on top of me barking in my face and scared the **** out of me :lol
 
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A Dalmatian was the reason I was always scared of dogs growing up. I was riding my bike and one ran out from a yard and tackled me off my bike. Stood on top of me barking in my face and scared the **** out of me :lol

Dalmatian attacked me and bit me in the mouth when I was little
 
Cats definitely way better than dogs from a purely physical standpoint. Agile, fast, strong, claws etc.. They’re just small versions of the big cats.
 
My cat tried to jump through a closed window. Dude is dead on his own.

My dog lived by himself on the streets
 
This is Mars Blackmon
He likes to watch the Knickerbockers while snacking on shoelaces
He gets a pass on the laces because He never F’s with the JordanS.
He tells me he is a close personal friend of someone he refers to as MONEY, ima little nervous he may have mob ties I was unaware of. The box of treats, 1 shows up at the beginning of every month. No return address.


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