Do You Put Down The Toilet SHEET When You Sit On A Public Toilet?

[mez 0ne]

Originally Posted by Frank Mucus

Originally Posted by Mez 0ne

Steps I take:

1) quick wipe of seat (lots of paper)

2) flush

3) paper on seats

4) paper in bowl (don't want no splashing now do ya?)

5) %*+%

6) flush with paper in hand

7) Wash hands, turn off faucet and open door with same paper towel

The End.

I can never flush before I sit down. Having all that little bacteria getting airborne and freshly floating around on your booty and in your face, no thanks. If it looks clean I'm layering a mound of toilet paper for my own safety, and making a mound of toilet paper to cushion the landing since no one likes splashback.

I feel you, I ONLY flush if the bowl is full of piss and #@+!, not tryna have another man's piss splash.

 

[sneakerking757]

Originally Posted by jgalan713

I dont use public restrooms for #2.

This.

But at home I always put toilet paper on the seat 'cause it's cold.

 

[million dollar stacks]

sometimes you have to take a crap, and im not going to crap myself hell no. I'm a grown +%% man.

 

[jgalan713]

I havent taken a #2 ina public restroom since freshman yr of high school..and I went to the nurses restroom cus it sees less traffic therefore cleaner iassume.

anybody else kinda have a cycle?
like i dont ever randomnly have to poop, once every morning for me..

 

[whipwrecker]

Originally Posted by Mez 0ne

Steps I take:

1) quick wipe of seat (lots of paper)

2) flush

3) paper on seats

4) paper in bowl (don't want no splashing now do ya?)

5) %*+%

6) flush with paper in hand

7) Wash hands, turn off faucet and open door with same paper towel

The End.

nice walkthrough, all bases covered.

 

[datznasty]

Put a splash guard down (just a wad of tp) and I hover. Benefit is two fold. You get to dooky and you get a quad workout. Of course, I scarcely dooky withouthome advantage.

I mean, I literally had a streak of like 5 yrs (on vacation where ever you are sleeping counts as home) all home court agvantage dooks, then I went on this TimMichaels eating plan and made uncooked oatmeal plus blueberries for breakfast, @%%*#$$ the streak all away.

 

[doublejs07]

I still don't get when people say "I never use a public restroom for a #2." I find it hard to believe that ANYBODY has gone their whole lifewithout having to drop a deuce in a public restroom.

 

[damnthosejs]

<---- uses @*$$#$!% to kill time @ work

 

[whipwrecker]

Originally Posted by Da XpLiCiT OnE

Who is this?

how do you enlarge an avy? anytime i want to see one i see it 100x100...

 

[smedroc]

Dudes is mad anal aout this *%+#

obviously you gota cover the seat and makesure its generally clean, other than that aint nothing wrong with it.

i was like that once though, never used to use public bathrooms for a deuce but now i'll lay the brick anywhere....not out of neccesity either. Theslightest feeling that i need a dump and im in the stall....i mean i've even dropped it in a club at 1am just so i could feel 'right'

 

[rl treyce]

Originally Posted by TypeRPinoY

paper ALWAYS goes on the seat in public.

 

[marlsj]

Originally Posted by Mez 0ne

Steps I take:

1) quick wipe of seat (lots of paper)

2) flush

3) paper on seats

4) paper in bowl (don't want no splashing now do ya?)

5) %*+%

6) flush with paper in hand

7) Wash hands, turn off faucet and open door with same paper towel

The End.

 

[memphisboi55]

Always.

 

[sid nasty]

i live in a dorm and i always
-wipe the toilet seat
-use the toilet paper i used to wipe the toilet seat as a splash gaurd
-cover the toilet seat with toilet paper

 

[menacei2is0ciety]

Originally Posted by WhIpwReCkEr

Originally Posted by Da XpLiCiT OnE

Who is this?

how do you enlarge an avy? anytime i want to see one i see it 100x100...

this

 

[lazy b]

Originally Posted by Sid Nasty

i live in a dorm and i always
-wipe the toilet seat
-use the toilet paper i used to wipe the toilet seat as a splash gaurd
-cover the toilet seat with toilet paper

Never leave the room without it. Worth the 4.00 they cost.

 

[ihavemyownopinion]

Originally Posted by MenaceI2IS0ciety

Originally Posted by WhIpwReCkEr

Originally Posted by Da XpLiCiT OnE

Who is this?

how do you enlarge an avy? anytime i want to see one i see it 100x100...

this

I too must know how this is done

 

[ac4three]

I always put toilet paper down in public. The best is when they have those designated toilet seat covers...

 

[xxxthesmoreoxxx]

Uhhh pics? Gross...

 

[wawaweewa]

Originally Posted by Smedroc

Dudes is mad anal aout this *%+#

obviously you gota cover the seat and make sure its generally clean, other than that aint nothing wrong with it.

i was like that once though, never used to use public bathrooms for a deuce but now i'll lay the brick anywhere....not out of neccesity either. The slightest feeling that i need a dump and im in the stall....i mean i've even dropped it in a club at 1am just so i could feel 'right'

Brave Man.

 

[blacklion23]

I put down 2 toilet sheets.

 

[bigteezy]

nah but they are good cowboy hat covers.

this NW rain messes up my suede brims like crazy.

 

[dano4o8]

how do u guys get those toilet seat covers to stay on?! mine keeps falling into the toilet!! pisses me off so i gotta do the hovering technique cuz i aintsitting down

 

[peteweezy]

Originally Posted by Mez 0ne

Steps I take:

1) quick wipe of seat (lots of paper)

2) flush

3) paper on seats

4) paper in bowl (don't want no splashing now do ya?)

5) %*+%

6) flush with paper in hand

7) Wash hands, turn off faucet and open door with same paper towel

The End.

This is my list also

 

[primavera vills]

I dookie at my job everyday jst c'ause I want to....just to prove a point. there's no point of holdin' it if the toilet is @#%% and span, I'lldirty it up for you with ease. I got heavy load game sometimes, but I usually only give like halff of the usual bowel syndrome....not by coice. I'd blowthat thing up if I could.