get your reading glasses ready, here’s my dissertation…
you can only make a lighsaber and droid once unless you big ballin
i can only stare at the millennium falcon for so long until the sun burns my skin
i can only ride rotr once per visit unless i wanna waste my whole day standing in queue
after one visit, ive seen everything in batuu
in avengers campus, i can chill outside and see the spiderman jump, the stunt show in the building, the dorja milaje exhibition and dr strange show (which also changes a bit) not to mention i can see antman, wasp, thor, loki, cap, iron man, etc… walking by to interact with… then the aforementioned additions as movies and shows are released (new lokis, eternals, shang chi, moonknight, etc...) i mean this is a huge part of disney, character interactions and they get to play dress up too
guardians ride also changes, different music and in halloween its completely different at night
i can see something new every visit, its not static like batuu, i mean that little easter egg i just posted with the mini bugs land says so much and its such a small thing (pun intended)
rotr is the best ride in the galaxy but again i can ride it once per visit
you got outside and stare at the xwing thats on a pedestal, you can even touch it or take a decent pic of it
rey and chewy hasnt been around but only interactions are stormtroopers and kylo that has like pre-recorded saying(?), chewy and rey… they promised its suppose to be a sprawling “make your own adventure” land with droids walking around and cast members questioning you when you crash the millenium falcon… that is almost non-existent, its locked behind a $6k 2 day hotel stay in a starcruiser
stop giving me the characters fromt he most hated trilogy, i need luke, vader, han, leia, r2, etc… hell give me poe or finn… but they shot themselves in the foot by setting the land in a certain timeline so now theyre stuck
i mean hell, give me a stunt show on top of the rafters between rey and kylo or a shootout between stormtroopers and chewy but nope, got to go to the starcruiser for that
i get it though, if you’re going once a year, yeah batuu is going to look spectacular and you do those lightsaber and droid thing but when you’re going one or twice a month, it becomes boring, theres even that long lull between the two attractions with the long empty walkway
if youve got the $$$ to burn then you will love the outdoor mall and disney will love you for it too
thats what they have to offer thats new, its locked behind a $200 legacy lightsaber
hell they dont even greet me with bright suns anymore
it had so much promise and possibilities
but yeah i’ll fight all of yall