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Originally Posted by Tego Calderon El Abayarde
Originally Posted by Luciano Jones
Think about having your calve lock up while in mid-stroke...had to tell her i came early
I was born with smaller tear ducts than the average man and therefore it's rare for me to cry but at this particular moment tears were just streaming down my face. Yet the tears and the reaction differed, I guess my mind was all out of whack because of the sudden turn events. Tears of agony are coming down yet I'm for some reason, in turn making me flex my abdominals and making my situation worse. I fall off the toilet, crack unwiped, toilet unflushed, and crap undumped and all I can hope is for no one to see me. I'm praying that my mom doesn't come in and at that same exact time my poor mother kicks the bathroom door open and finds me in the fetal position. She is in utter shock. I am in utter pain. The awkward silence lasts for what seems a lifetime until she leaves, unable to find an appropriate response for what is happening before her eyes.
im literally dying here at work cause of this paragraph
got my coworkers looking at work like im on something
Originally Posted by The Natural Mystic
what the hell? I have never had this happen.
wait. Did your mom just leave you there? she never came back?
Originally Posted by iYen
I had a good laugh.
Thank you op for sharing your unpleasant experience.
I hope that you don't have anything like that happen to you again.
Originally Posted by Buc Em
Originally Posted by Luciano Jones
Think about having your calve lock up while in mid-stroke...had to tell her i came early
Why the hell would you do that? I've had that happen to me plenty of times in my calf, hamstrings, even had my foot fall asleep a couple times. I just stretch the +%+# out til it starts cramping and then get back to business.
Originally Posted by DecemberLove
Originally Posted by The Natural Mystic
what the hell? I have never had this happen.
wait. Did your mom just leave you there? she never came back?
Yeah, she just left me there, no questions asked.
I still haven't talked to her...I just want to get to college already