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bruh I'm almost like thatI'm a bum.
I have no job. I don't go to school. I don't volunteer. I don't workout. I watch dozens of hours of TV a week. I eat like a pig. I yank my you-know-what at an embarrassing rate. I brush my teeth, shower and shave simply to go and check my mailbox (the highlight of my day, btw). I fall asleep and wake up with no responsibility to tend to before or after.
This is my life.
What's yours?
Sometimes I go outside for a walk. Sometimes I stay inside for two or three days straight. Sometimes I ride my bicycle around town. Sometimes I spend three hours on the toilet. Sometimes I have erectile dysfunction. Sometimes I have really strong orgasms. Sometimes I whip-up really elaborate and delicious home-cooked meals. Sometimes I woof down milkshakes, pizza and cheeseburgers from local eateries. Sometimes I'm too lazy to go to bed. Sometimes my lower-back hurts from sitting down for six hours straight. Sometimes I feel inspired. Sometimes I feel ambivalent. Sometimes I feel disgusted. Sometimes I'm in awe. Sometimes I sleep.
And then sometimes....SOMETIMES...I troll on Niketalk.
what is the "stranger" you speak of?Have you guys ever given yourselves TheStranger?
Yes, I'm a child.
at some of the responses.
OP you are spoiled. You dont do anything but watch TV to mask your own anxiety. Television is an adult pacifier. If you didn't watch that much television or was on the computer all day you WOULD do something. If however you could just sit in a room all day long and not do anything and STILL not want to go out and do something with your life then i would think you are depressed and would suggest seeing a therapist. You say you have enough money to live on your own but dont have a job shows me you are content because you are spoiled. I doubt anyone is THAT lazy. You are probably just spoiled and dont want to do anything that is forced on you. The problem with this generation is nihilism. Nothing matters to these young kids but social media and entertainment. Why improve yourself when you can pretend to improve yourself on a social media and call it a day. Kids are seriously under a hypnosis and don't even know it. Deactivate your facebook and any social media and you'll be surprised how much more you can get done with those 10-15 minutes
Sometimes I go outside for a walk. Sometimes I stay inside for two or three days straight. Sometimes I ride my bicycle around town. Sometimes I spend three hours on the toilet. Sometimes I have erectile dysfunction. Sometimes I have really strong orgasms. Sometimes I whip-up really elaborate and delicious home-cooked meals. Sometimes I woof down milkshakes, pizza and cheeseburgers from local eateries. Sometimes I'm too lazy to go to bed. Sometimes my lower-back hurts from sitting down for six hours straight. Sometimes I feel inspired. Sometimes I feel ambivalent. Sometimes I feel disgusted. Sometimes I'm in awe. Sometimes I sleep.
And then sometimes....SOMETIMES...I troll on Niketalk.
what is the "stranger" you speak of?Have you guys ever given yourselves TheStranger?
Yes, I'm a child.
Lol that old saying also applies to you to tho bro...
Them bad days aint the end of the world.
Aint you like 19 or something, right?
Yeah I'm young.
I know it could be worse, but cognitive therapies don't work for me. Sense can't just be so slapped into me
OP is living the dream
ah nah homie i aint did thatwhat is the "stranger" you speak of?Have you guys ever given yourselves TheStranger?
Yes, I'm a child.
Sometimes I go outside for a walk. Sometimes I stay inside for two or three days straight. Sometimes I ride my bicycle around town. Sometimes I spend three hours on the toilet. Sometimes I have erectile dysfunction. Sometimes I have really strong orgasms. Sometimes I whip-up really elaborate and delicious home-cooked meals. Sometimes I woof down milkshakes, pizza and cheeseburgers from local eateries. Sometimes I'm too lazy to go to bed. Sometimes my lower-back hurts from sitting down for six hours straight. Sometimes I feel inspired. Sometimes I feel ambivalent. Sometimes I feel disgusted. Sometimes I'm in awe. Sometimes I sleep.
And then sometimes....SOMETIMES...I troll on Niketalk.
do u at least smoke trees?
[kat williams]cause if you dont got a job and you aint smoking weed, then i dunno wtf ur doin, i really dont[/kat williams]
This, who says you have to have serious life goals? Just keep finding different ways to enjoy yourself, life is short anyways ya digOP is living the dream
I called it about 3 pages ago.Sometimes I go outside for a walk. Sometimes I stay inside for two or three days straight. Sometimes I ride my bicycle around town. Sometimes I spend three hours on the toilet. Sometimes I have erectile dysfunction. Sometimes I have really strong orgasms. Sometimes I whip-up really elaborate and delicious home-cooked meals. Sometimes I woof down milkshakes, pizza and cheeseburgers from local eateries. Sometimes I'm too lazy to go to bed. Sometimes my lower-back hurts from sitting down for six hours straight. Sometimes I feel inspired. Sometimes I feel ambivalent. Sometimes I feel disgusted. Sometimes I'm in awe. Sometimes I sleep.
And then sometimes....SOMETIMES...I troll on Niketalk.
OP is living the dream
Life is what you make it, if you're a bum, be the best bum you can be...no one can say for sure what's after this.
Me personally I'm self employed and money is decent, because of that freedom some days I spent 24 hours in my underwear watching Netflix or tweaking one of my many hobbies. It takes a lot of discipline to maintain this type of lifestyle though. I'm VERY active, work out 5 days a week, walking and train transit takes up about 2miles of walking and 3 hours on my feet daily.
When I loaf, I loaf like no one's business ...I think twice I spent 18 hours in bed with my tablet.
Don't feel guilty, you have no reason to...you have no goals or dreams, now if you have goals or aspirations and you're too lazy to fulfill them, THEN feel guilty because you're a weak piece of ****.
Jonah Hill is more funny and purposeful in life as the fat kid with the jew-fro ...look what happened as he's trying too hard.
Who do you wanna see in a comedy more?
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Sometimes I go outside for a walk. Sometimes I stay inside for two or three days straight. Sometimes I ride my bicycle around town. Sometimes I spend three hours on the toilet. Sometimes I have erectile dysfunction. Sometimes I have really strong orgasms. Sometimes I whip-up really elaborate and delicious home-cooked meals. Sometimes I woof down milkshakes, pizza and cheeseburgers from local eateries. Sometimes I'm too lazy to go to bed. Sometimes my lower-back hurts from sitting down for six hours straight. Sometimes I feel inspired. Sometimes I feel ambivalent. Sometimes I feel disgusted. Sometimes I'm in awe. Sometimes I sleep.
And then sometimes....SOMETIMES...I troll on Niketalk.
I called it about 3 pages ago.
Sad part is, this is about to go over hella heads with people still dropping in to give life advice when OP obviously gives 0 *****.