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Keep watching your PG garbage and stay out my business
Ok curtain jerker, as everyone know I’ll do as I please.
Also, not watching a lot of that garbage either. You’d know that if AEW wasn’t balls deep in your mouth though. Good luck on all your future endeavors.
Don’t do this30 January 1996
ECW Hardcore TV
Joey Styles Opener
Tommy Dreamer and Shane Douglas face to face coming together to tag team against Mikey Whipreck and Cactus Jack. Intro music is the most generic CAW music with some good action behind it. Joey Styles could always give a good intro, one on one, and play by play. Good to hear him do this opener after all this time. Joey is giving us a taste of what happened tonight, shows a win in a never heard of them match. Steven Richards and Blue Meanie declaring themselves the freebirds. Seeing Meanie do his dance is still funny, it’s just some weird movements. Woman is there, but weird because Woman was also on WCW live. I wonder how many weeks in advance they shot this. Cactus cutting a nice promo about wrist locking Mabel and moving on the WWF. Funny to hear.
Stevie Richards talks to Francine
So from the overall recap it goes directly to Stevie talking and apologizing to Francine with a jar of fluff. A precious Dawn Marie ****s sheep chant broke out… “Stevie she’s sucking fluff off your finger!”. Pitbulls, Eliminators, Gangstas, Meanie all start fighting. 911 comes down and choke slams the hell out of everyone. Taz came down, started choking 911 out, everyone is just beating on each other. The match is going on around 911 and Taz fighting. Both Pitbulls are a bloody mess, they hit a super power bomb and more mayhem. It’s pure bread chaos. Everyone from Alfonso, Commissioner Gordon, to Francine is breaking up 3 counts. Francine gets her head kicked off by Richards and the Gangstas somehow pick u the win. Gordon and Alfonso were fighting all the way down the aisle, that was comedy.
The Dudleys vs JT Smith and Axl Rotten
Stutterin Buh Buh was a good little gimmick. Love the ECW version of the Dudleys. Remember JT Smith being apart of the FBI. Don’t remember the time frame but still comical. Him turning to KO Axel Rotten was random. Buh Buh Bomb for a quick 3.
Rob Van Dam vs Sabu
These were some good highlights, both guys were fast and flying all over the place. Sabu hit a chair springboard over the ropes into the 1st/2nd row to land on RVD, crazy spot. Only to double up and do a springboard moonsault onto RVD who is on a table.
Shane Douglas and Tommy Dreamer vs Cactus Jack and Mikey Whipreck
ECW crowd getting at Cactus’ neck with Jack going to WWF around this time. Makes sense as I just watched the teaser Mankind promo on Raw. Cactus is also wearing a WWF’NF shirt, hilarious. (ECF’n W if you don’t get the reference) Cactus cuts a nice little mid match promo on Franchise, good action between the two. Fans tried to give Dreamer a Nintendo to hit Cactus with, I was rooting to see that bump - just random. A while later the Nintendo got thrown into the ring, Mikey DDT’d dreamer on the Nintendo. Raven came out, DDT’d Dreamer. Dreamer DDT’d Franchise. Pure DDT fest for awhile and somehow the Nintendo gets thrown back into the ring. Cactus pulled a win with a drop toe hold into the chair that was in the middle of the ring.
Shane Douglas Promo
Shane always cut a decent promo, once again he cuts another one on Cactus.
Raven vs The Sandman for the ECW World Title
Sandman came out with Woman who looks like a graceful elegant swan in the middle of a county festival pot belly pig contest… she stands out. Raven in the corner with Kimona Wanalaya fits perfect with this crowd. I love how Raven sat in the corner and no played Sandman and his entrance. I do miss Raven, he was on of my tops back in the day. Sandman did a cane spot and was swinging that thing around like Bonds hitting home runs in the middle of his peak juicing. Cactus and Dreamer came out to interfere for seemingly no reason other than a spot. It’s weird to see all three companies do this More is More mentality… it takes away from everything and we end up being the dogs in Up going squirrel! Our attention is all over the place except on the World Title match where it should be. Raven DDT is up there with Jake the Snake for me, good to see him winning the ECW World Title.
Raven Promo
Didn’t say much, he has the title and new girl. Never needed Beulah, but said it in the way that he really did. Always did so much and didn’t need much.
Joey Styles Sign Off
Joey confirmed Woman was pulling double duty with Hogan/Macho Man and being at the side of Sandman. She cut a quick I’m out, come with me to WCW promo. 2 Cold Scorpio came out to intervene, you pick a side. Sandman was always an annoying promo to me, not much has changed all these years. Scorpio picked up Woman on his shoulder and clearly had a hand full of ***. Good heelish way to go out for her along with closing the show.
9 December 2020
The jiggles got me too bruhi need to see the regular version of abadon cause that body may be right
Balls deep? Cmon now, pull ya skirt up b. Over here raining on my greatness for a brand that doesn't cut you checks. Hate to see IT. Last time I address a peasant that quotes me.
Realizing aew is the only show I watch live. Night and day compared to Vince's overwritten garbage.
Don’t do this
It willWell this going to lead up to a Sammy Da Gawd face turn
I thought you liked WardlowYeah, but they both suck. Pretty much just there to be enforcers because everybody else is so small.