Cutting the crap with females...

[jdiggs]

There is win present here

 

[ruxxx]

Cats are about that botanical life in here.

 

[ruxxx]

Cats are about that botanical life in here.

 

[finessesosa]

Originally Posted by ricky409

5least you ain't take the simp route...

Court her, buy her stuff, listen to her nonsense, and let her stunt...

Only to never get the drawls at the end cuz she just dangles it in your face like a carrot on a plunger stuck to a bunnys head on a treadmill...

You did good bruh... if she was thorough, she would run them games for attention...

good stuff

 

[finessesosa]

Originally Posted by ricky409

5least you ain't take the simp route...

Court her, buy her stuff, listen to her nonsense, and let her stunt...

Only to never get the drawls at the end cuz she just dangles it in your face like a carrot on a plunger stuck to a bunnys head on a treadmill...

You did good bruh... if she was thorough, she would run them games for attention...

good stuff

 

[forgot about jae]

Originally Posted by jumpmankb

OP,

You planted the seed right a while back. But you didn't allow enough time for germination to occur. Without germination, you can't have your plant. Without your plant, you can't *$!@.

Here's a guide for germinating your seeds properly in the future. It's in plant lingo, but I believe this guide can be applied to girls as well. My comments are italicized.

Here are the common seed germination problems:

Seeds are planted too deep - We list this problem first, because many seeds end up too deep in the soil, and never see  the light of day. Before planting, check the seed packet. Make sure to plant the seeds no deeper than the depth indicated. For tiny or fine seeds, it may be better to sow them on top of the soil, and water them in. This is especially important in loose soils.

This is the "friend zone" problem. Key point here is to "make sure to plant the seeds no deeper than the depth indicated." Be extra careful where there are "loose soils" (Ex. you work or go to school with the girl or just see her a lot in general) because these are "friend zone" susceptible areas.

Seed viability, simply put: "is the seed capable of sprouting?" Old or improperly stored seed may no longer be good. This is a common problem if you harvest and save your own seeds. It can also occur if you save seeds in poor storage conditions. How do you know if the seed is viable? Do a seed germination test by sprouting some seeds indoors on a wet paper towel inside of a baggie.  

This one is pretty self explanatory. The key point is to do your germination test if you're not sure if the seed can sprout. The best way to do your germination test is to have a casual conversation in person, on the phone, or via text message to see if the girl is interested in you at all. More complex seeds may require a "hangout" or "chill sesh".

Heavy, compacted soil makes it difficult for young seedlings to emerge into the spring air. If you have clay or other heavy soils, use a light soil or seed starting mix to cover your seeds.

If you are always trying to hang out and she is busy with school, work, or something else then forget about it. This seed has been planted in the wrong place.

Temperature is an important trigger to seeds. Nature causes each type of seed to awaken at a certain temperature, below which they will not sprout. As spring progresses towards summer, the soil warms. First, cool weather crops emerge. Then heat loving plants emerge, sprouting as the soil warms to the temperature needed for germination.  Raising the soil temperature will increase seed germination rates and decrease germination times.

Self explanatory.

Everyone knows  a seed needs moisture to sprout. Note, we said moisture not water. A little moisture is all that's needed. A lot of water, especially for prolonged periods, causes seeds to rot in the soil. Increase drainage by elevating the soil, or using raised beds. This is especially useful in rainy, spring weather.

THIS WAS YOUR PROBLEM OP. You were too aggressive with your watering. Key phrase: "A little moisture is all that's needed."You may still be able to elevate the soil or use raised beds but it looks like this seed has rotted.

Soil imbalance is usually associated with poorly growing crops. Soils with extremely high or low pH is detrimental to the growth of a new seedling. We recommend a soil test prior to planting each year.

I don't have anything for this one...

Tips for Improving Seed Germination:

Pre soaking seeds prior to planting helps hard to sprout seeds. This works well for bigger seeds, and  hard shelled seeds. It softens the seed coat, and helps moisture to reach the "nut" inside.

Simply put, you need to give your seeds a little more care before they germinate and sprout into a plant. You went way too fast on this one OP. Hopefully, with this guide, you will be smashing plants in the future.

another good thing to do is have a good core group of cats you politic with and go out with to counter da flocks of birds

you will run across when you're tryin to scoop.

use your 80's baby knowledge to overpower any situation...i call it da "ninja turtles frame of mind"

these4 "dude" taught me da for basic personality traits of guys at a youngage to be successful...if your squad possesses em you'll be good money99% of da time.

[color= rgb(153, 0, 255)]Don- "da smart tech/style dude(he rocks purple so he's fashion forward cat)" he's da one thats gonna let everyone else know:[/color]

[color= rgb(153, 0, 255)]-da type of phone you posed to have, to blow chicks minds out then proceed to blow backs out[/color]

[color= rgb(153, 0, 255)]- wats da swag as far as gear and clothes, he's gonna know whats real and whats fake...total blog/forum dude[/color]

[color= rgb(153, 0, 255)]-knows about da whips (remember he's da one that hooked up da turtlevan,hoverboards) he's gonna know your da punk that de-badged your bimmerand added[/color]

[color= rgb(153, 0, 255)]Mbadges or having 24 inches on a v6 charger... his weaknesses are he canbe shy because he thinks so much it actually makes him gun shy when itcomes time to execute[/color]

[color= rgb(153, 0, 255)](rememberhe was always da slowest one in video games) also to da naked eye hemay come across as a nerd but when he does strike he's striking tokill( strongest in

games)

..give him a couple of drinks and he's good money.[/color]

[color= rgb(0, 102, 255)]Leo[/color]

[color= rgb(0, 102, 255)]thisis da Leader, not cuz he's da one with most swag or ability, he'sactually da leader because he's da most responsible...he's da one thatsgot perfect track of time,[/color]

[color= rgb(0, 102, 255)]he'sda one that knows where we gotta go, how to get there, who to talk towhen we do get there, and what hotel we gotta go to %@!+ out theseyoung cuntz that we bagged[/color]

[color= rgb(0, 102, 255)]atda club, he's also da one with da alibi just in case any of da otherdudes got a wifey and ya creepin on da low...he's also da "glue guy"he's gonna make sure ya don't piss[/color]

[color= rgb(0, 102, 255)]eachother off, he's da one thats gonna make sure if there's beef that yathink about anything before it happens...he's da epitome of a levelheaded cat...his weaknesses are[/color]

[color= rgb(0, 102, 255)]dafact that he can be a lil bit of a hardass, and because he's tryin tomake sure things go according to plan he can come across as a square,stringent, ridged, and nannylike.[/color]

[color= rgb(0, 102, 255)]make sure his  night isn't chaotic and your navigator will always show you good leadership in return[/color]

Mike:

thisis da party animal, this is da dude at da frat party who's getting beerkegs strapped to his back while juggling cans of 4 loko while on aunicycle....your gonna want him around

because he's just simply down for anything "yo son let's talk to them chicks....looks like they got boyfriends...suck for them

" . this man was born with no fear, he's usually da best

dancerout da crew, he's da one that practices how to dougie on youtube, he'sda one that had da animated facial expressions way before nickiminaj....his weaknesses is da fact

thatsince he's balls in ALL da time he's bound to have a high fail ratewhen it comes to doing anything new just breaking ice with newpeople...he's almost loose cannon behavior

inda right/wrong context will be either da catalyst for a homerun nightor striking out in spectacular fashion...KEEP this dude ON A LEASHuntil your ready to get it crackin,

then unleash him on a slew of females, his idiot charm will definitely break da ice.

Ralph:

thisis da a-hole, this is da prick, da douchbag, da smart Alec of dafams....his main objective is being da enforcer of da team...ya gotbeef? he's throwin da first punch, someone

needsto be told "get ya shine box" or "aye come at me bro" he's da firstline of defense....he's also da most witty one, since he doesn't carewhat comes out his mouth you'll be

completely compelled to hear what he has to say, whether its good or bad is a whole nother story

. ..he's also da one to give you da pep talk

orproper kick in da pants when you need it when you feelingdefeated.."aye what you mean you not asking her to dance? stop actinglike vagina and go pull that broad to dance, or

ifyou don't imma call you a homosexual for da rest of da night"  he'sdefinitely da cynic too, your best scenario is having him shred throughthat cockblockin fat chick that

wontlet da other chicks smash out da homies....he's weaknesses are da factthat he's completely unfiltered...and type abrasive..so whatever youdo, makes sure he NEVER

hasda first word, cuz he's gonna piss someone off.....when he's behavinghe's gonna be da backbone ya got when it comes to walkin with that chipon ya shoulder.



inreal life most people have combos of these 4 guys...da best person youcan be is master splinter, have all da traits of da turtles, andunderstand where they compliment

eachother's weaknesses. ..once you got all this locked down, you'll be baggin April o'neals on a nightly basis.

 

[forgot about jae]

Originally Posted by jumpmankb

OP,

You planted the seed right a while back. But you didn't allow enough time for germination to occur. Without germination, you can't have your plant. Without your plant, you can't *$!@.

Here's a guide for germinating your seeds properly in the future. It's in plant lingo, but I believe this guide can be applied to girls as well. My comments are italicized.

Here are the common seed germination problems:

Seeds are planted too deep - We list this problem first, because many seeds end up too deep in the soil, and never see  the light of day. Before planting, check the seed packet. Make sure to plant the seeds no deeper than the depth indicated. For tiny or fine seeds, it may be better to sow them on top of the soil, and water them in. This is especially important in loose soils.

This is the "friend zone" problem. Key point here is to "make sure to plant the seeds no deeper than the depth indicated." Be extra careful where there are "loose soils" (Ex. you work or go to school with the girl or just see her a lot in general) because these are "friend zone" susceptible areas.

Seed viability, simply put: "is the seed capable of sprouting?" Old or improperly stored seed may no longer be good. This is a common problem if you harvest and save your own seeds. It can also occur if you save seeds in poor storage conditions. How do you know if the seed is viable? Do a seed germination test by sprouting some seeds indoors on a wet paper towel inside of a baggie.  

This one is pretty self explanatory. The key point is to do your germination test if you're not sure if the seed can sprout. The best way to do your germination test is to have a casual conversation in person, on the phone, or via text message to see if the girl is interested in you at all. More complex seeds may require a "hangout" or "chill sesh".

Heavy, compacted soil makes it difficult for young seedlings to emerge into the spring air. If you have clay or other heavy soils, use a light soil or seed starting mix to cover your seeds.

If you are always trying to hang out and she is busy with school, work, or something else then forget about it. This seed has been planted in the wrong place.

Temperature is an important trigger to seeds. Nature causes each type of seed to awaken at a certain temperature, below which they will not sprout. As spring progresses towards summer, the soil warms. First, cool weather crops emerge. Then heat loving plants emerge, sprouting as the soil warms to the temperature needed for germination.  Raising the soil temperature will increase seed germination rates and decrease germination times.

Self explanatory.

Everyone knows  a seed needs moisture to sprout. Note, we said moisture not water. A little moisture is all that's needed. A lot of water, especially for prolonged periods, causes seeds to rot in the soil. Increase drainage by elevating the soil, or using raised beds. This is especially useful in rainy, spring weather.

THIS WAS YOUR PROBLEM OP. You were too aggressive with your watering. Key phrase: "A little moisture is all that's needed."You may still be able to elevate the soil or use raised beds but it looks like this seed has rotted.

Soil imbalance is usually associated with poorly growing crops. Soils with extremely high or low pH is detrimental to the growth of a new seedling. We recommend a soil test prior to planting each year.

I don't have anything for this one...

Tips for Improving Seed Germination:

Pre soaking seeds prior to planting helps hard to sprout seeds. This works well for bigger seeds, and  hard shelled seeds. It softens the seed coat, and helps moisture to reach the "nut" inside.

Simply put, you need to give your seeds a little more care before they germinate and sprout into a plant. You went way too fast on this one OP. Hopefully, with this guide, you will be smashing plants in the future.

another good thing to do is have a good core group of cats you politic with and go out with to counter da flocks of birds

you will run across when you're tryin to scoop.

use your 80's baby knowledge to overpower any situation...i call it da "ninja turtles frame of mind"

these4 "dude" taught me da for basic personality traits of guys at a youngage to be successful...if your squad possesses em you'll be good money99% of da time.

[color= rgb(153, 0, 255)]Don- "da smart tech/style dude(he rocks purple so he's fashion forward cat)" he's da one thats gonna let everyone else know:[/color]

[color= rgb(153, 0, 255)]-da type of phone you posed to have, to blow chicks minds out then proceed to blow backs out[/color]

[color= rgb(153, 0, 255)]- wats da swag as far as gear and clothes, he's gonna know whats real and whats fake...total blog/forum dude[/color]

[color= rgb(153, 0, 255)]-knows about da whips (remember he's da one that hooked up da turtlevan,hoverboards) he's gonna know your da punk that de-badged your bimmerand added[/color]

[color= rgb(153, 0, 255)]Mbadges or having 24 inches on a v6 charger... his weaknesses are he canbe shy because he thinks so much it actually makes him gun shy when itcomes time to execute[/color]

[color= rgb(153, 0, 255)](rememberhe was always da slowest one in video games) also to da naked eye hemay come across as a nerd but when he does strike he's striking tokill( strongest in

games)

..give him a couple of drinks and he's good money.[/color]

[color= rgb(0, 102, 255)]Leo[/color]

[color= rgb(0, 102, 255)]thisis da Leader, not cuz he's da one with most swag or ability, he'sactually da leader because he's da most responsible...he's da one thatsgot perfect track of time,[/color]

[color= rgb(0, 102, 255)]he'sda one that knows where we gotta go, how to get there, who to talk towhen we do get there, and what hotel we gotta go to %@!+ out theseyoung cuntz that we bagged[/color]

[color= rgb(0, 102, 255)]atda club, he's also da one with da alibi just in case any of da otherdudes got a wifey and ya creepin on da low...he's also da "glue guy"he's gonna make sure ya don't piss[/color]

[color= rgb(0, 102, 255)]eachother off, he's da one thats gonna make sure if there's beef that yathink about anything before it happens...he's da epitome of a levelheaded cat...his weaknesses are[/color]

[color= rgb(0, 102, 255)]dafact that he can be a lil bit of a hardass, and because he's tryin tomake sure things go according to plan he can come across as a square,stringent, ridged, and nannylike.[/color]

[color= rgb(0, 102, 255)]make sure his  night isn't chaotic and your navigator will always show you good leadership in return[/color]

Mike:

thisis da party animal, this is da dude at da frat party who's getting beerkegs strapped to his back while juggling cans of 4 loko while on aunicycle....your gonna want him around

because he's just simply down for anything "yo son let's talk to them chicks....looks like they got boyfriends...suck for them

" . this man was born with no fear, he's usually da best

dancerout da crew, he's da one that practices how to dougie on youtube, he'sda one that had da animated facial expressions way before nickiminaj....his weaknesses is da fact

thatsince he's balls in ALL da time he's bound to have a high fail ratewhen it comes to doing anything new just breaking ice with newpeople...he's almost loose cannon behavior

inda right/wrong context will be either da catalyst for a homerun nightor striking out in spectacular fashion...KEEP this dude ON A LEASHuntil your ready to get it crackin,

then unleash him on a slew of females, his idiot charm will definitely break da ice.

Ralph:

thisis da a-hole, this is da prick, da douchbag, da smart Alec of dafams....his main objective is being da enforcer of da team...ya gotbeef? he's throwin da first punch, someone

needsto be told "get ya shine box" or "aye come at me bro" he's da firstline of defense....he's also da most witty one, since he doesn't carewhat comes out his mouth you'll be

completely compelled to hear what he has to say, whether its good or bad is a whole nother story

. ..he's also da one to give you da pep talk

orproper kick in da pants when you need it when you feelingdefeated.."aye what you mean you not asking her to dance? stop actinglike vagina and go pull that broad to dance, or

ifyou don't imma call you a homosexual for da rest of da night"  he'sdefinitely da cynic too, your best scenario is having him shred throughthat cockblockin fat chick that

wontlet da other chicks smash out da homies....he's weaknesses are da factthat he's completely unfiltered...and type abrasive..so whatever youdo, makes sure he NEVER

hasda first word, cuz he's gonna piss someone off.....when he's behavinghe's gonna be da backbone ya got when it comes to walkin with that chipon ya shoulder.



inreal life most people have combos of these 4 guys...da best person youcan be is master splinter, have all da traits of da turtles, andunderstand where they compliment

eachother's weaknesses. ..once you got all this locked down, you'll be baggin April o'neals on a nightly basis.

 

[User 37837]

^ninjahood def came thru with that one

 

[User 37837]

^ninjahood def came thru with that one

 

[freddypee]

Originally Posted by Forgot About Jae

Originally Posted by jumpmankb

OP,

You planted the seed right a while back. But you didn't allow enough time for germination to occur. Without germination, you can't have your plant. Without your plant, you can't *$!@.

Here's a guide for germinating your seeds properly in the future. It's in plant lingo, but I believe this guide can be applied to girls as well. My comments are italicized.

Here are the common seed germination problems:

Seeds are planted too deep - We list this problem first, because many seeds end up too deep in the soil, and never see  the light of day. Before planting, check the seed packet. Make sure to plant the seeds no deeper than the depth indicated. For tiny or fine seeds, it may be better to sow them on top of the soil, and water them in. This is especially important in loose soils.

This is the "friend zone" problem. Key point here is to "make sure to plant the seeds no deeper than the depth indicated." Be extra careful where there are "loose soils" (Ex. you work or go to school with the girl or just see her a lot in general) because these are "friend zone" susceptible areas.

Seed viability, simply put: "is the seed capable of sprouting?" Old or improperly stored seed may no longer be good. This is a common problem if you harvest and save your own seeds. It can also occur if you save seeds in poor storage conditions. How do you know if the seed is viable? Do a seed germination test by sprouting some seeds indoors on a wet paper towel inside of a baggie.  

This one is pretty self explanatory. The key point is to do your germination test if you're not sure if the seed can sprout. The best way to do your germination test is to have a casual conversation in person, on the phone, or via text message to see if the girl is interested in you at all. More complex seeds may require a "hangout" or "chill sesh".

Heavy, compacted soil makes it difficult for young seedlings to emerge into the spring air. If you have clay or other heavy soils, use a light soil or seed starting mix to cover your seeds.

If you are always trying to hang out and she is busy with school, work, or something else then forget about it. This seed has been planted in the wrong place.

Temperature is an important trigger to seeds. Nature causes each type of seed to awaken at a certain temperature, below which they will not sprout. As spring progresses towards summer, the soil warms. First, cool weather crops emerge. Then heat loving plants emerge, sprouting as the soil warms to the temperature needed for germination.  Raising the soil temperature will increase seed germination rates and decrease germination times.

Self explanatory.

Everyone knows  a seed needs moisture to sprout. Note, we said moisture not water. A little moisture is all that's needed. A lot of water, especially for prolonged periods, causes seeds to rot in the soil. Increase drainage by elevating the soil, or using raised beds. This is especially useful in rainy, spring weather.

THIS WAS YOUR PROBLEM OP. You were too aggressive with your watering. Key phrase: "A little moisture is all that's needed."You may still be able to elevate the soil or use raised beds but it looks like this seed has rotted.

Soil imbalance is usually associated with poorly growing crops. Soils with extremely high or low pH is detrimental to the growth of a new seedling. We recommend a soil test prior to planting each year.

I don't have anything for this one...

Tips for Improving Seed Germination:

Pre soaking seeds prior to planting helps hard to sprout seeds. This works well for bigger seeds, and  hard shelled seeds. It softens the seed coat, and helps moisture to reach the "nut" inside.

Simply put, you need to give your seeds a little more care before they germinate and sprout into a plant. You went way too fast on this one OP. Hopefully, with this guide, you will be smashing plants in the future.

another good thing to do is have a good core group of cats you politic with and go out with to counter da flocks of birds

you will run across when you're tryin to scoop.

use your 80's baby knowledge to overpower any situation...i call it da "ninja turtles frame of mind"

these4 "dude" taught me da for basic personality traits of guys at a youngage to be successful...if your squad possesses em you'll be good money99% of da time.

[color= rgb(153, 0, 255)]Don- "da smart tech/style dude(he rocks purple so he's fashion forward cat)" he's da one thats gonna let everyone else know:[/color]

[color= rgb(153, 0, 255)]-da type of phone you posed to have, to blow chicks minds out then proceed to blow backs out[/color]

[color= rgb(153, 0, 255)]- wats da swag as far as gear and clothes, he's gonna know whats real and whats fake...total blog/forum dude[/color]

[color= rgb(153, 0, 255)]-knows about da whips (remember he's da one that hooked up da turtlevan,hoverboards) he's gonna know your da punk that de-badged your bimmerand added[/color]

[color= rgb(153, 0, 255)]Mbadges or having 24 inches on a v6 charger... his weaknesses are he canbe shy because he thinks so much it actually makes him gun shy when itcomes time to execute[/color]

[color= rgb(153, 0, 255)](rememberhe was always da slowest one in video games) also to da naked eye hemay come across as a nerd but when he does strike he's striking tokill( strongest in

games)

..give him a couple of drinks and he's good money.[/color]

[color= rgb(0, 102, 255)]Leo[/color]

[color= rgb(0, 102, 255)]thisis da Leader, not cuz he's da one with most swag or ability, he'sactually da leader because he's da most responsible...he's da one thatsgot perfect track of time,[/color]

[color= rgb(0, 102, 255)]he'sda one that knows where we gotta go, how to get there, who to talk towhen we do get there, and what hotel we gotta go to %@!+ out theseyoung cuntz that we bagged[/color]

[color= rgb(0, 102, 255)]atda club, he's also da one with da alibi just in case any of da otherdudes got a wifey and ya creepin on da low...he's also da "glue guy"he's gonna make sure ya don't piss[/color]

[color= rgb(0, 102, 255)]eachother off, he's da one thats gonna make sure if there's beef that yathink about anything before it happens...he's da epitome of a levelheaded cat...his weaknesses are[/color]

[color= rgb(0, 102, 255)]dafact that he can be a lil bit of a hardass, and because he's tryin tomake sure things go according to plan he can come across as a square,stringent, ridged, and nannylike.[/color]

[color= rgb(0, 102, 255)]make sure his  night isn't chaotic and your navigator will always show you good leadership in return[/color]

Mike:

thisis da party animal, this is da dude at da frat party who's getting beerkegs strapped to his back while juggling cans of 4 loko while on aunicycle....your gonna want him around

because he's just simply down for anything "yo son let's talk to them chicks....looks like they got boyfriends...suck for them

" . this man was born with no fear, he's usually da best

dancerout da crew, he's da one that practices how to dougie on youtube, he'sda one that had da animated facial expressions way before nickiminaj....his weaknesses is da fact

thatsince he's balls in ALL da time he's bound to have a high fail ratewhen it comes to doing anything new just breaking ice with newpeople...he's almost loose cannon behavior

inda right/wrong context will be either da catalyst for a homerun nightor striking out in spectacular fashion...KEEP this dude ON A LEASHuntil your ready to get it crackin,

then unleash him on a slew of females, his idiot charm will definitely break da ice.

Ralph:

thisis da a-hole, this is da prick, da douchbag, da smart Alec of dafams....his main objective is being da enforcer of da team...ya gotbeef? he's throwin da first punch, someone

needsto be told "get ya shine box" or "aye come at me bro" he's da firstline of defense....he's also da most witty one, since he doesn't carewhat comes out his mouth you'll be

completely compelled to hear what he has to say, whether its good or bad is a whole nother story

. ..he's also da one to give you da pep talk

orproper kick in da pants when you need it when you feelingdefeated.."aye what you mean you not asking her to dance? stop actinglike vagina and go pull that broad to dance, or

ifyou don't imma call you a homosexual for da rest of da night"  he'sdefinitely da cynic too, your best scenario is having him shred throughthat cockblockin fat chick that

wontlet da other chicks smash out da homies....he's weaknesses are da factthat he's completely unfiltered...and type abrasive..so whatever youdo, makes sure he NEVER

hasda first word, cuz he's gonna piss someone off.....when he's behavinghe's gonna be da backbone ya got when it comes to walkin with that chipon ya shoulder.



inreal life most people have combos of these 4 guys...da best person youcan be is master splinter, have all da traits of da turtles, andunderstand where they compliment

eachother's weaknesses. ..once you got all this locked down, you'll be baggin April o'neals on a nightly basis.

THIS IS AMAZING 

 

[freddypee]

Originally Posted by Forgot About Jae

Originally Posted by jumpmankb

OP,

You planted the seed right a while back. But you didn't allow enough time for germination to occur. Without germination, you can't have your plant. Without your plant, you can't *$!@.

Here's a guide for germinating your seeds properly in the future. It's in plant lingo, but I believe this guide can be applied to girls as well. My comments are italicized.

Here are the common seed germination problems:

Seeds are planted too deep - We list this problem first, because many seeds end up too deep in the soil, and never see  the light of day. Before planting, check the seed packet. Make sure to plant the seeds no deeper than the depth indicated. For tiny or fine seeds, it may be better to sow them on top of the soil, and water them in. This is especially important in loose soils.

This is the "friend zone" problem. Key point here is to "make sure to plant the seeds no deeper than the depth indicated." Be extra careful where there are "loose soils" (Ex. you work or go to school with the girl or just see her a lot in general) because these are "friend zone" susceptible areas.

Seed viability, simply put: "is the seed capable of sprouting?" Old or improperly stored seed may no longer be good. This is a common problem if you harvest and save your own seeds. It can also occur if you save seeds in poor storage conditions. How do you know if the seed is viable? Do a seed germination test by sprouting some seeds indoors on a wet paper towel inside of a baggie.  

This one is pretty self explanatory. The key point is to do your germination test if you're not sure if the seed can sprout. The best way to do your germination test is to have a casual conversation in person, on the phone, or via text message to see if the girl is interested in you at all. More complex seeds may require a "hangout" or "chill sesh".

Heavy, compacted soil makes it difficult for young seedlings to emerge into the spring air. If you have clay or other heavy soils, use a light soil or seed starting mix to cover your seeds.

If you are always trying to hang out and she is busy with school, work, or something else then forget about it. This seed has been planted in the wrong place.

Temperature is an important trigger to seeds. Nature causes each type of seed to awaken at a certain temperature, below which they will not sprout. As spring progresses towards summer, the soil warms. First, cool weather crops emerge. Then heat loving plants emerge, sprouting as the soil warms to the temperature needed for germination.  Raising the soil temperature will increase seed germination rates and decrease germination times.

Self explanatory.

Everyone knows  a seed needs moisture to sprout. Note, we said moisture not water. A little moisture is all that's needed. A lot of water, especially for prolonged periods, causes seeds to rot in the soil. Increase drainage by elevating the soil, or using raised beds. This is especially useful in rainy, spring weather.

THIS WAS YOUR PROBLEM OP. You were too aggressive with your watering. Key phrase: "A little moisture is all that's needed."You may still be able to elevate the soil or use raised beds but it looks like this seed has rotted.

Soil imbalance is usually associated with poorly growing crops. Soils with extremely high or low pH is detrimental to the growth of a new seedling. We recommend a soil test prior to planting each year.

I don't have anything for this one...

Tips for Improving Seed Germination:

Pre soaking seeds prior to planting helps hard to sprout seeds. This works well for bigger seeds, and  hard shelled seeds. It softens the seed coat, and helps moisture to reach the "nut" inside.

Simply put, you need to give your seeds a little more care before they germinate and sprout into a plant. You went way too fast on this one OP. Hopefully, with this guide, you will be smashing plants in the future.

another good thing to do is have a good core group of cats you politic with and go out with to counter da flocks of birds

you will run across when you're tryin to scoop.

use your 80's baby knowledge to overpower any situation...i call it da "ninja turtles frame of mind"

these4 "dude" taught me da for basic personality traits of guys at a youngage to be successful...if your squad possesses em you'll be good money99% of da time.

[color= rgb(153, 0, 255)]Don- "da smart tech/style dude(he rocks purple so he's fashion forward cat)" he's da one thats gonna let everyone else know:[/color]

[color= rgb(153, 0, 255)]-da type of phone you posed to have, to blow chicks minds out then proceed to blow backs out[/color]

[color= rgb(153, 0, 255)]- wats da swag as far as gear and clothes, he's gonna know whats real and whats fake...total blog/forum dude[/color]

[color= rgb(153, 0, 255)]-knows about da whips (remember he's da one that hooked up da turtlevan,hoverboards) he's gonna know your da punk that de-badged your bimmerand added[/color]

[color= rgb(153, 0, 255)]Mbadges or having 24 inches on a v6 charger... his weaknesses are he canbe shy because he thinks so much it actually makes him gun shy when itcomes time to execute[/color]

[color= rgb(153, 0, 255)](rememberhe was always da slowest one in video games) also to da naked eye hemay come across as a nerd but when he does strike he's striking tokill( strongest in

games)

..give him a couple of drinks and he's good money.[/color]

[color= rgb(0, 102, 255)]Leo[/color]

[color= rgb(0, 102, 255)]thisis da Leader, not cuz he's da one with most swag or ability, he'sactually da leader because he's da most responsible...he's da one thatsgot perfect track of time,[/color]

[color= rgb(0, 102, 255)]he'sda one that knows where we gotta go, how to get there, who to talk towhen we do get there, and what hotel we gotta go to %@!+ out theseyoung cuntz that we bagged[/color]

[color= rgb(0, 102, 255)]atda club, he's also da one with da alibi just in case any of da otherdudes got a wifey and ya creepin on da low...he's also da "glue guy"he's gonna make sure ya don't piss[/color]

[color= rgb(0, 102, 255)]eachother off, he's da one thats gonna make sure if there's beef that yathink about anything before it happens...he's da epitome of a levelheaded cat...his weaknesses are[/color]

[color= rgb(0, 102, 255)]dafact that he can be a lil bit of a hardass, and because he's tryin tomake sure things go according to plan he can come across as a square,stringent, ridged, and nannylike.[/color]

[color= rgb(0, 102, 255)]make sure his  night isn't chaotic and your navigator will always show you good leadership in return[/color]

Mike:

thisis da party animal, this is da dude at da frat party who's getting beerkegs strapped to his back while juggling cans of 4 loko while on aunicycle....your gonna want him around

because he's just simply down for anything "yo son let's talk to them chicks....looks like they got boyfriends...suck for them

" . this man was born with no fear, he's usually da best

dancerout da crew, he's da one that practices how to dougie on youtube, he'sda one that had da animated facial expressions way before nickiminaj....his weaknesses is da fact

thatsince he's balls in ALL da time he's bound to have a high fail ratewhen it comes to doing anything new just breaking ice with newpeople...he's almost loose cannon behavior

inda right/wrong context will be either da catalyst for a homerun nightor striking out in spectacular fashion...KEEP this dude ON A LEASHuntil your ready to get it crackin,

then unleash him on a slew of females, his idiot charm will definitely break da ice.

Ralph:

thisis da a-hole, this is da prick, da douchbag, da smart Alec of dafams....his main objective is being da enforcer of da team...ya gotbeef? he's throwin da first punch, someone

needsto be told "get ya shine box" or "aye come at me bro" he's da firstline of defense....he's also da most witty one, since he doesn't carewhat comes out his mouth you'll be

completely compelled to hear what he has to say, whether its good or bad is a whole nother story

. ..he's also da one to give you da pep talk

orproper kick in da pants when you need it when you feelingdefeated.."aye what you mean you not asking her to dance? stop actinglike vagina and go pull that broad to dance, or

ifyou don't imma call you a homosexual for da rest of da night"  he'sdefinitely da cynic too, your best scenario is having him shred throughthat cockblockin fat chick that

wontlet da other chicks smash out da homies....he's weaknesses are da factthat he's completely unfiltered...and type abrasive..so whatever youdo, makes sure he NEVER

hasda first word, cuz he's gonna piss someone off.....when he's behavinghe's gonna be da backbone ya got when it comes to walkin with that chipon ya shoulder.



inreal life most people have combos of these 4 guys...da best person youcan be is master splinter, have all da traits of da turtles, andunderstand where they compliment

eachother's weaknesses. ..once you got all this locked down, you'll be baggin April o'neals on a nightly basis.

THIS IS AMAZING 

 

[boi]

Too much knowledge

*cue head exploding gif*

 

[boi]

Too much knowledge

*cue head exploding gif*

 

[oidreez]

when ninjahood came through with the turtles analogy i said the same thing about it being amazing

 

[oidreez]

when ninjahood came through with the turtles analogy i said the same thing about it being amazing

 

[higherthanthemonument]

hahaha yall some fools

 

[higherthanthemonument]

hahaha yall some fools