Cuffing Season. Vol. Are you serious?

[rawex5]

Originally Posted by ricerocket1

So what you trying to say is I shouldn't bulk?

  

 

[brettthejett]

Can I push it a month forward?

 

[brettthejett]

Originally Posted by 2LipsLegit

Originally Posted by hugebird

Originally Posted by frshstunna

i mastered the cuff pump fake...i make it seem like cuffing is on the horizon ( a week of phone calls, texts and all that bs), i smash then disappear....then find another joint

Excellent work, sir.

I have done it in the past, but I'm not sure that I'm down for it this year. That map is on point, though.

Been doin this exact maneuver for the last month or so

Originally Posted by ricerocket1

So what you trying to say is I shouldn't bulk?

no, you should bulk... if youre cuffing

Start the bulk after you've cuffed.
Girls will be cool with dat dere 18% bf during the winter.

brb - more cuddly

Besides, once she's cuffed she doesn't really get an opinion, does she?

 

[young halo]

Originally Posted by frshstunna

i mastered the cuff pump fake...i make it seem like cuffing is on the horizon ( a week of phone calls, texts and all that bs), i smash then disappear....then find another joint

brilliant *golf clap*
  

 

[ill steelo]

Originally Posted by SpeakUp23

Originally Posted by I am StewRat

this whole thing is corny to me








*forever alone*

 

[black chiney]

Originally Posted by Joe Billionaire

it doesnt get cold in Miamo

forever alone

 

[let me post]

OP maybe you can cuff one of the kids from your little wrestling thread

 

[whyhellothere]

Ruh oh

 

[glasses]

Originally Posted by frshstunna

Originally Posted by JewSeeJay

Originally Posted by hugebird


Excellent work, sir.

I have done it in the past, but I'm not sure that I'm down for it this year. That map is on point, though.

BAHAHAH yall must still be in highschool...

hell hath no fury...??? mean anything to you yet?

jus keep it funky and let em know the deal but keep it open ended like you cold possibly see urself dating somene LIKE her... then they feel jus special enough to give the drawls up and if u do hit n quit she jus kinda like...welll this is pretty much what i expected.

otherwise... be prepared to deal with a womans scorn...

Thats the whole point of doing %@%+ like that, u dont care about a chick's feelings...##@$ i look like being worried about a "womans scorn"

something tells me that you don't get very much play

for the record, respectable people don't take part in this mythical time period of "cuffing season"

 

[solewoman]

I hope ppl don't cuff just to cuff...but i know better. I've seen dudes get with chicks for this very reason "bunning" is what it is referred to here I think. Come first day of spring they get ghost lol.

 

[hombrelobo]

Originally Posted by Let Me Post

OP maybe you can cuff one of the kids from your little wrestling thread

Club is that you? Miss your shenanigans, bro.

 

[User 37837]

Originally Posted by SoleWoman

I hope ppl don't cuff just to cuff...but i know better. I've seen dudes get with chicks for this very reason "bunning" is what it is referred to here I think. Come first day of spring they get ghost lol.

You stay in DC?

 

[raptors29]

Originally Posted by sillyputty

Why is it taking a month to smash though?

This is more like relationship season graphs rather than just for the smash.

That's what cuffing is though... 

 

[ninjahood]

Originally Posted by hugebird

Originally Posted by frshstunna

i mastered the cuff pump fake...i make it seem like cuffing is on the horizon ( a week of phone calls, texts and all that bs), i smash then disappear....then find another joint

Excellent work, sir.

I have done it in the past, but I'm not sure that I'm down for it this year. That map is on point, though.

problem is during da heart of cuffing season, da supply of "joints" you can jump on to da next dwindles down to nothingness....unless u willing to take da next man's broad.

 

[dj bana]

how do i master this art? (from a girl's perspective)

 

[soundnfury]

after cuffing season everyone is "safe til st patricks day" (song by john mayer)

basically st patricks day is when the break ups begin in preparation for summer.
"No way November will see our goodbye
When it comes to December it's obvious why
No one wants to be alone at Christmas time
And come January we're frozen inside
Making new resolutions a hundred times
February, won't you be my valentine?
And we'll both be safe 'til St. Patrrick's Day"

 

[prymone]

those calenders are hillarious

i been cuffed for 2.5 years

 

[shoeking2101]

Originally Posted by hombrelobo

Fact-

Every year as Summer winds down cuffing season begins. I've seen it happen with my friends and it's spreading like a wildfire. Women are getting in on the action too. I've never understood cuffing season but it's getting wild out. Everyone is scrambling for someone to cuff. My question to you is..

Are you cuffing?

Do you care? Is it stupid? Is it real?

Do I care? No. Is it stupid? Meh, that could be debated. Is it real? No doubt in my mind. This calendar blew my mind because it's eerily dead on.




RIP attractive single folks.

Sorry unattractive single folks. (Cue foreveralone.jpg)

Dude, this chart....

 I'm weak lmaooo
Take care in stores? Omg I'm dead, I can't deal

 

[Peep Game]

Originally Posted by DJ bana

how do i master this art? (from a girl's perspective)

Um...I'm guessing just having a kid by a nieve unsuspecting guy. that may not be considered cuffing though, that might be trapping.
  

 

[thatdudeb]

If I cuff something she's gotta be smart and do my homework for me

 

[mrdoeboi]

Originally Posted by ninjahood

Originally Posted by hugebird

Originally Posted by frshstunna

i mastered the cuff pump fake...i make it seem like cuffing is on the horizon ( a week of phone calls, texts and all that bs), i smash then disappear....then find another joint

Excellent work, sir.

I have done it in the past, but I'm not sure that I'm down for it this year. That map is on point, though.

problem is during da heart of cuffing season, da supply of "joints" you can jump on to da next dwindles down to nothingness....unless u willing to take da next man's broad.

Yea but Ninja this is NYC girls are always down to creep a little especially if their man is a square.

 

[solewoman]

Originally Posted by jm2000

Originally Posted by SoleWoman

I hope ppl don't cuff just to cuff...but i know better. I've seen dudes get with chicks for this very reason "bunning" is what it is referred to here I think. Come first day of spring they get ghost lol.

You stay in DC?

Affirmative

 

[forgot about jae]

Originally Posted by DJ bana

how do i master this art? (from a girl's perspective)

The first step is dating a NT-er..

 

[toast1985]

Seen this a few weeks back, thought it was funny. Left it at that.

 

[retro23j]

Originally Posted by SoleWoman

Originally Posted by jm2000

Originally Posted by SoleWoman

I hope ppl don't cuff just to cuff...but i know better. I've seen dudes get with chicks for this very reason "bunning" is what it is referred to here I think. Come first day of spring they get ghost lol.

You stay in DC?

Affirmative

<---let this man cuff