- Feb 15, 2012
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I am thinking of hitting up a prostitute tomorrow. $200 but I am tired of waiting so definitely going to be worth it.
joepac12
Banned
- Jul 20, 2012
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^ f is wrong wit u. Poon tang is free
- Mar 15, 2013
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- Apr 30, 2005
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I want to break up with my girl of 5 years. Don't know how though...
I know I'll get the " after I stood by your side after all you done"
I know I'll get the " after I stood by your side after all you done"
- Feb 15, 2012
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In 24 years I have spent money on drinks, going out, clothes,etc to get laid and got nothing out of it. Granted I would've spent a lot of money on those things anyway. I'm done with girls ******** Jedi Mind Tricks. Showering them with gifts for this so called "free" *****.
joepac12
Banned
- Jul 20, 2012
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^ I feel u but I don't at same time. If u just wanna smash let it be known. Don't take women out u just wanna smash. That's when foolishness will start to materialize.
- Feb 15, 2012
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No approach I havent tried a million times. No longer worth my time and resources. Doesnt help that I am scrawny and ugly but I am fixing the scrawnyness. Still not waiting or trying anymore
- Dec 19, 2011
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Can't get this one girl outta my mind......hope this no fap **** helps, all I think about is her sometimes.
Actually, if you're trying to get over a girl, wouldn't it help for you to fap?
Remy LeBeau
formerly carbon16
- Feb 15, 2011
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Unexpected expenses have my checks spent before I get them getting sick and tired of struggling but I gotta keep going so my future won't have to.
getting sick and tired of struggling but I gotta keep going so my future won't have to.
- Nov 11, 2007
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I slandered my girl till she broke up with me. She did. I've been seeing someone else but I miss my ex now(karma). I hit her up today and now idk what I want. Help me
- Dec 19, 2011
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You're ****** up for that friend.
Leave her alone, she deserves someone infinitely better than you.
- Apr 30, 2010
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Slandered her? how and why?
- May 7, 2013
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Because school has drained me, I feel like I've been going in circles these past three years so I'm just burnt out.
- Nov 11, 2007
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I think you guys need to know the whole situation before you pray she "breaks my heart" cause she was absolutely no saint either. Not at all saying what I did was right but I'm only 22 and me contemplating either a relationship or having fun was tough when it came to females
- Dec 19, 2011
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- Sep 16, 2003
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My confession is, I like to laugh at fat people sometimes.
How do I change this?
How do I change this?
Sir San Diego
formerly brolic scholar
- Feb 20, 2011
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You become fat or lose your sense of humor. You're welcome.
- Nov 11, 2007
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Alright, met this girl. We hit it off. She's 25, I'm 22. She has 3 year old boy. Start dating. After a few months she begins to have way too much on her plate.... 2 jobs, roller skating(hobby) plus the kid. Barely anytime for a boy friend. At this point I'm only seeing her twice a week tops. Anytime I try to see her something comes up. Kinda got fed up with it and told her I was tired off about it. Not necessarily slandered so I shouldn't have said that in the first post but it was constant fighting and bickering and she ended it. I didn't care too much at first. Started seeing another girl who is very sweet. Head on straight, graduating with a job this summer 
and we hit it off well. Thing is a few weeks in I start to miss ole girl. Hit her up, apologized, as did she and know I'm stuck between both of em
and we hit it off well. Thing is a few weeks in I start to miss ole girl. Hit her up, apologized, as did she and know I'm stuck between both of em
- Dec 19, 2011
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Alright, met this girl. We hit it off. She's 25, I'm 22. She has 3 year old boy. Start dating. After a few months she begins to have way too much on her plate.... 2 jobs, roller skating(hobby) plus the kid. Barely anytime for a boy friend. At this point I'm only seeing her twice a week tops. Anytime I try to see her something comes up. Kinda got fed up with it and told her I was tired off about it. Not necessarily slandered so I shouldn't have said that in the first post but it was constant fighting and bickering and she ended it. I didn't care too much at first. Started seeing another girl who is very sweet. Head on straight, graduating with a job this summer
You, my friend, need to learn what some words mean.
- Sep 6, 2012
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Ditch that headache, focus on the new girl.Alright, met this girl. We hit it off. She's 25, I'm 22. She has 3 year old boy. Start dating. After a few months she begins to have way too much on her plate.... 2 jobs, roller skating(hobby) plus the kid. Barely anytime for a boy friend. At this point I'm only seeing her twice a week tops. Anytime I try to see her something comes up. Kinda got fed up with it and told her I was tired off about it. Not necessarily slandered so I shouldn't have said that in the first post but it was constant fighting and bickering and she ended it. I didn't care too much at first. Started seeing another girl who is very sweet. Head on straight, graduating with a job this summerand we hit it off well. Thing is a few weeks in I start to miss ole girl. Hit her up, apologized, as did she and know I'm stuck between both of em
Why do you laugh at them?
- Jul 19, 2012
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Pics? I've gotten biggie, robin harris, 50 tyson, jrue holiday, and beetlejuice(when i roast with dudes sometimes
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- Nov 5, 2007
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The man is an ME, not much time for much else
I just finished my EE last year man, and felt the exact same way. My unhappiness with life was at an all time maximum (and that almost includes 2 years in Iraq)
- Jan 11, 2009
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Honestly, dog, you might as well. You put sex on this giant pedestal - might do you some good to get it out of the way. One of my friends did the same thing.
- Dec 19, 2011
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Ditch that headache, focus on the new girl.Alright, met this girl. We hit it off. She's 25, I'm 22. She has 3 year old boy. Start dating. After a few months she begins to have way too much on her plate.... 2 jobs, roller skating(hobby) plus the kid. Barely anytime for a boy friend. At this point I'm only seeing her twice a week tops. Anytime I try to see her something comes up. Kinda got fed up with it and told her I was tired off about it. Not necessarily slandered so I shouldn't have said that in the first post but it was constant fighting and bickering and she ended it. I didn't care too much at first. Started seeing another girl who is very sweet. Head on straight, graduating with a job this summer
Why do you laugh at them?
Because they do and say stupid things. For example, #imsinglebecause was trending on Twitter today, and I cracked up everytime I saw a chubb tweet "#imsinglebecause i have high standards" or "#imsinglebecause you can't afford me." Like, you can't make that **** up. It is comedic GOLD. I can't remember the last time I laughed for so long, it was hilariously ironic.
