I was a senior in Biology because I failed it freshman year. All these kids damn near looked up to me and the chicks wanted me bad. I took advantage of the more mature looking ones. Also, I told all the dudes that eating *** is ALWAYS acceptable and a great thing. I like to think that I contributed to the popularity of eating ***.
In high school, I used to use the noise of the pencil sharpener to hide the sound of my fart. One day I stood up to go "sharpen my pencil." I get there and put my pencil in and let a fat one rip. Someone disconnected the pencil sharpener so I was just standing there farting while the class was dead silent.
In middle school we used to turn the lights off in the locker room and fight. I used to grab my rigid Levis 501 and start slapping them everywhere making sure I connected. One time, as soon as the lights came on, we all saw our buddy hit another kid straight in the jaw with a solid hook. Dude started crying and dude offered him a dollar to stop crying.
Some chick was yelling up in the air and a bird literally pooped right in her mouth.
I saw my first boobs in the 7th grade because I accused this overly developed 8th grader of having fake boobs. She kept showing me throughout the year and let me suck and feel them
slap *** Fridays
I was a little **** head, but my teachers loved me for some reason.
One time for no reason at all, two of my classmates jumped off the second floor balcony onto the concrete. First one did it fine and got up, second one was fat so he fell and instead of rolling kind of toppled over. Dude was like, I can't get up! He had to get a wheelchair and wasn't able to walk for like a week. Same dudes used to go dumpster diving on Wednesdays to look for leftover pizza.
In high school, this white boy on the polo team pulled his nut sack out of his speedo and nobody realized it until after the yearbook was printed.
I used to poke a hole at the top of a water bottle where the cap is and squirt freshman on their pants to make it look like they peed themselves.
at science camp, I wiped my *** with some dudes shirt and left it there.
Another one of my friends took some other dude's PE outfit, put it in the urinal and we all took turns urinating on it.
There was this little panel type of metal door in the bathrooms between the boys and girls bathroom. We used to punch it to see if we could crack it open to see in there. We got it bent up where we could see a bit and this thug from the 8th grade was like, "screw it" got on top of the sink and kicked it with his heel. One of his shoes got soaked in the sink with the automatic faucet and the other one got stuck in the girl's bathroom.
Also one time, this dude used to wear like 3 Tall T's at a time. A friend of mine slapped his top layer with a muddy shirt and the dude took it off. They repeated this until dude was in his Tank top, they started fighting and for some reason we took this as an opportunity to trash the locker room. We were fighting and people were writing on the walls with mud. One dude got on top of the lockers and wrote gang stuff on the ceiling with mud. Another kid pulled the baseboards off the walls and used them to hit people. Like 5 people got on the door to the stall till it fell off. We had so much fun
A friend of mine need to take a piss but didn't want to go to the bathroom so he pissed on a plant and got suspended. That same friend was suspended like at least 3 times a year.
I lived in detention throughout middle school and we used to make the teacher cry.
