CLASSROOM STORIES

[mrnappy]

one time in middle school the teacher was having a bad day she was really stress
she said to the class sometimes y'all act like true nuts

my responds was Sometimes you feel like a nut sometimes you don't almond joy got mounds yall know the rest


straight to the office i went my parents didn't even trip my dad shook his head and bust out laughing

 

[verdykt]

this kid had a curtis enis jersey of all people and I wrote a P on it while sitting behind him. he had it on over a hoody so he didnt really feel me writing.

 

[SC kid]

3rd grade i had this fine teacher named ms mothershed
I had a crush on her and i made it known several times.
We had this project where we had to draw/paint something from nature in a different country or sumthing can't remember.

So i painted this waterfall that was in africa i think.
In the painting there was a lady standing at the top and another lady jumping off the falls.

My teacher was like "who are the two women?"

I was like

"Well...the one standing there knows its dangerous...so shes playing it safe....the one jumping lives dangerously. ....which one are you?"

She smiled and was like

"Ummm....i like to play it safe lol"

I was like

"U sure about that?....cuz (pointing to jumping lady) i think thats you "



***** called my mom.

 

[$tacy]

In 8th grade we had this girl that use to dome a few of us up after school over my boys who were twins crib. I'm talking 6 dudes standing drawers at ankles and her just going 1 by 1 sucking us up. So we had big mouths of course, we told everybody. She was in a foster home and the rumor got back to a teacher who was cool with her foster mom. So hey call me my boy David and the twins to the office and we see her, the principle, foster mom, a few teachers sitting there. I look at her and her eyes big like ***** keep yo mouth close. Long story short they asking us questions, called our parents so one of the twins said f it and went yolo and told everything. He straight up said "look I ain't trynna miss gym, I don't even know why we here, she be sucking our ***** off of school property". I kid u not this crazy ***** started crying and screaming like u dumb assand picked up this chair and chased us all out the office. Funniest **** running down the hallway laughing from that *****. Moms was mad as hell and that was the beginning of me and my moms not getting along for many years.

 

[$tacy]

I got so many stories man but if anything most are sexual, we were some horny freaky Lil youngins

 

[suberzat1]

 

[flyny]

Recess time, this kid I knew stole the tires off my Spanish teacher's car and had her sitting on bricks.

We use to roll dice in History class, the teacher aint do nothing. And we was placing big bets too. I'm talking $300, $400. About 25 kids were in that class, and 6 ****** was in the back of the class by the lockers rolling 4,5,6. With another 8 ****** speculating the show, hovering around us. One kid even put the keys to his car up. One of my mans took his gold rope chain off and put it up. We was placing big bets man. We was flaunting more money than the teacher ever seen in a month. And cats was well dressed too. Our voices was overpowering the teachers voice. A fight even broke out during one of the dice games. This stopped once the neighborhood adults started coming into the class to get in on the dice games. One dude punched another kid in the face and pressed his head him outside of the window of the class and threatened to slice him and toss him out the window of he didn't give up all the winnings.

This one kid use to sell weed in Spanish class. Had all the pot heads in the school passing through the class mid session to buy bags. Dude use to sit in the back of class all day, count his money, play Max B mad loud on his Nextel phone (while the teacher was teaching of course) and smoke black and milds. On 4/20 this dude even lit up an L and smoked it in the middle of class, blew smoke in the teachers face and everything.

In grade school we use to have war during recess. Everyone use to bring weapons of their choice and we use to go in. From rubber bands, to sharpened pencils, rocks, to staplers. Cats was going in. Stabbing each other's arms with pencils, shooting staples at each other (keep in mind, they were using the high powered staplers).

In high school, them MTA bus fights were no joke. One dude beat a kid up, opened the fire emergency window and tossed him out that window at a red light. He had PE with the kid. The next day, the kid comes to PE in crutches, sits the class out and just gives son the death stare the whole class. After class, son follows dude into the locker room with about 3 of his friends who don't even go to that school and a huge fight breaks out

 

[flyny]

3rd grade i had this fine teacher named ms mothershed
I had a crush on her and i made it known several times.
We had this project where we had to draw/paint something from nature in a different country or sumthing can't remember.

So i painted this waterfall that was in africa i think.
In the painting there was a lady standing at the top and another lady jumping off the falls.

My teacher was like "who are the two women?"

I was like

"Well...the one standing there knows its dangerous...so shes playing it safe....the one jumping lives dangerously. ....which one are you?"

She smiled and was like

"Ummm....i like to play it safe lol"

I was like

"U sure about that?....cuz (pointing to jumping lady) i think thats you "



***** called my mom.

You was a smoove lil cat

 

[SC kid]

Lisa was not hungry for my young body |I

 

[mrnappy]

3rd grade i had this fine teacher named ms mothershed

I had a crush on her and i made it known several times.

We had this project where we had to draw/paint something from nature in a different country or sumthing can't remember.


So i painted this waterfall that was in africa i think.

In the painting there was a lady standing at the top and another lady jumping off the falls.


My teacher was like "who are the two women?"


I was like


"Well...the one standing there knows its dangerous...so shes playing it safe....the one jumping lives dangerously. ....which one are you?"


She smiled and was like


"Ummm....i like to play it safe lol"


I was like


"U sure about that?....cuz (pointing to jumping lady) i think thats you

"




***** called my mom.

 

[seandon23]

3rd grade i had this fine teacher named ms mothershed

I had a crush on her and i made it known several times.
We had this project where we had to draw/paint something from nature in a different country or sumthing can't remember.

So i painted this waterfall that was in africa i think.
In the painting there was a lady standing at the top and another lady jumping off the falls.

My teacher was like "who are the two women?"

I was like

"Well...the one standing there knows its dangerous...so shes playing it safe....the one jumping lives dangerously. ....which one are you?"

She smiled and was like

"Ummm....i like to play it safe lol"

I was like

"U sure about that?....cuz (pointing to jumping lady) i think thats you

"



***** called my mom.

 

[johnnyredstorm]

couple of my female friends were giving hand jobs in the back of the classroom in 8th grade. if only i ******* met them back then.

 

[gasneakerhead]

Im gonna be 100% honest. in second grade i went to use the restroom and wasnt watchin where i was aiming and i pissed all over my shirt. it was a white Dale Earnhardt shirt so you could see the pee. I tucked my shirt in real far and then my pants got wet too.. .i was trying to use the hand dryer to get my pants dry but they wouldn't

....overall bad day  

in 3rd grade a girl name shaquialla (i think her name) needed to use the restrom and Mr.Morgan said no. she sat in her chair and pissed her pants. we were still in class when the janitor was cleaning it up 

In 4th grade a guy named shakier called shaquilla a ***** and she beat the **** outta him. she was slammin his head in the hallway floor and when they broke it up he ran in the class to grab a pencil to stab her 

in fifth grade someone stole my bike so i went around school saying "i bet my bike is faster than yours" when they said it was i would ask what kind is it and what color...eventually i found the person and asked there friend where they lived so i could go hand out...pulled up with my dad and he snatched it right up from under the kid 

 ..next day kid said my bike was really fast 

 

[gasneakerhead]

i have alot more lol. they will come to me as time goes on lol

 

[airedweezy]

Let's see

Middle school
- use to have a history teacher we use to mess with bad. We smashed skittles into the door lock. One I got a tampon got some ketchup smeared it on the tampon the glued it on the handle teacher was so discussed it we had class outside that day.

- had some new teacher from the Middle East and son had no control of the class during the middle of the school year I sear the class room looked like a 1980s New York subway. We'd gamble in class drink brew in the back smh

- my boy brough vodka to school one day and we all took two swing at that time I never drank any type of alchohol I was knocking out in class haha


High school
- there was this chubby chick who wanted me back so this one day I was feeling extra savage so during computer lab we sat on the back so I whipped it out she proceeded to give me a handy

-the day before graduation had a shorty who wanted to smash me so we went to the third floor and she proceeded to give me the sloppy top and smashed her on the floor of a stairwell

- one day playing flag football some guy was mouthing off so after the game ole boy stepped to me thinking he can punk me I flipped and put him in a choke hold. Little did I know son was gang affiliated. And this 7 foot fat gangster approached me after class sayin he's gonna walk me to class and beat the breaks off me haha was trying to find ways to take this dude down but he never did a thing guess he wanted to look hard.

 

[omariwestafari]

In 1st grade i was a bad kid so the teacher didnt gimme alotta rights

One afternoon like fifteen min before class ended i wanted to leave for the bathroom and she wouldnt let me and i couldnt hold it

So i peed in my chair and the chair was concaved and when the piss overflowed and spilled on the floor i got scared so when the bell rang i left a water bottle on the chair and bounced

 

[shekki]

In middle school, I was in orchestra and we were had a concert one night. Instead of going home and coming back, my friends and I just stayed after school till it started. We wanted to mess around, so I found a lock on the floor and asked a dude if it was his lock since it was right below his locker. He said yea and I asked him what the pw was. So I told my friend, "hey, get in the cello locker" (as a joke). My friend gets in, I lock the lock onto the door, and my other friends mess with him. After a few minutes, he says "let me out". I said okay. Turns out, the pw to the lock was for a different lock that looked the exact same (black lock). 

 So now my friend is stuck for about an hour (we fed him food through the bars since he was hungry and couldn't eat his own food) till we told the director that my friend was locked in and she had to call the janitor to break open the door with a wrench 

 . The principal and the director were pissed af but we didn't get into trouble so it was all good 

In high school (I think my junior year), a kid was messing with his cell phone. Teacher saw it, so she told him to turn it in to her. He said no, and then started screaming out of no-where and called the teacher a *****, iirc. Teacher then calls the assistant principal to come get him, the dude runs out the room after he heard that. He runs down the hallway where he meets the A/P and punches the A/P right in the jaw and knocks him to the floor

. At this point, all the teachers that were at lunch duty were told to block off any hallways/doors so that the dude wouldn't escape and the school cops start looking for him as well. Eventually the kid gets tackled by like 4 cops and tazed and then he got sent to jail....all because he didn't turn in his phone. 

 Think something was wrong with him though 

 

[Undefined]

 
In middle school, I was in orchestra and we were had a concert one night. Instead of going home and coming back, my friends and I just stayed after school till it started. We wanted to mess around, so I found a lock on the floor and asked a dude if it was his lock since it was right below his locker. He said yea and I asked him what the pw was. So I told my friend, "hey, get in the cello locker" (as a joke). My friend gets in, I lock the lock onto the door, and my other friends mess with him. After a few minutes, he says "let me out". I said okay. Turns out, the pw to the lock was for a different lock that looked the exact same (black lock). 

 So now my friend is stuck for about an hour (we fed him food through the bars since he was hungry and couldn't eat his own food) till we told the director that my friend was locked in and she had to call the janitor to break open the door with a wrench 

 . The principal and the director were pissed af but we didn't get into trouble so it was all good 

In high school (I think my junior year), a kid was messing with his cell phone. Teacher saw it, so she told him to turn it in to her. He said no, and then started screaming out of no-where and called the teacher a *****, iirc. Teacher then calls the assistant principal to come get him, the dude runs out the room after he heard that. He runs down the hallway where he meets the A/P and punches the A/P right in the jaw and knocks him to the floor

. At this point, all the teachers that were at lunch duty were told to block off any hallways/doors so that the dude wouldn't escape and the school cops start looking for him as well. Eventually the kid gets tackled by like 4 cops and tazed and then he got sent to jail....all because he didn't turn in his phone. 

 Think something was wrong with him though 

 

 

[bravelude]

 
i have alot more lol. they will come to me as time goes on lol

not even. lol

 

[sooperhooper]

Hippie kid went to the bathroom one day in 7th grade, when he came back he called his friends name, as if he had to show him something. He lifted his sleeve and his arm was sliced up like crazy, all directions. They both laughed and the friend was mad impressed.

Also in 7th grade, a group of kinda hood kids were planning this party that included mad alcohol. I took a few classes with them so I'd hear bits sneak pieces. When the day arrived, i remember a small bottle of something falling out of a girls bag. Somehow a teacher found out and they all got suspended. A girl in my neighborhood was involved and she was on the bus crying hysterically because her dad was a known savage.

A random motivational speaker came to our school in 11th grade and the faculty arranged am impromptu assembly. Dude was in there wilding out, seems like he had no actual script, just in there rambling. I'm thinking it was only for 11th and 12th graders. I remember he was telling us to finish his statements in unison (which obviously ended in cursing) and would encourage us to say it emphatically. Long story short, dude seemed to be some type of fraud and we all just got a laugh out of it. The principal was on the intercom basically in tears, stating how he apologized for letting dude into the school.

I think a dude brought a gun to school in elementary.

I'm 6th grade we had a pe teacher that everybody basically picked on and didn't respect him much. He was telling us to do something one day and one of the dudes wasn't having it. The student had a baseball bat in his hand, staring the teacher down. The teacher kept saying hit me, hit me and dude winded up to swing but the teacher caught the bat before he could follow through. He he store the student would get arrested but nothing ever happened. The pe teacher eventually left the next year and I don't blame him. Kids at that school were bad.

 

[8pm at msg]

- One set of kids in a lower grade stole a teacher's grade book and threw it in the toilet

- Another kid took a dump on the third floor bathroom and then smeared it all over the wall :x

- Dudes "cat called" this teacher we used to have with a phatty during an assembly....whole sophomore year got detention

- A homeless looking kid walked right into the school, had lunch with us then went into the piano room and started playing...they called the cops on the kid but word got to him and he took off running

 

[jaypesoz]

Sat near a chick in the 2nd grade(1992) and one day she pee'd herself and transferred out the next day.

Lived in an apartment complex in 2004 and she ended up moving upstairs one day. A week later, my ceiling was leaking water.

 

[johnnyredstorm]

one of my friends dipped from his class and went to another empty classroom to take a nap. the whole school was looking for him, principal was on the loud speaker asking for him to report to the office and if anyone's seen him. they found him just sleeping

 

[SC kid]

There was a dude in my hs that turned 21 his senior year lol.

He smelled like alcohol the day after his bday and was obviously hung over but the teacher couldnt say anything lol.

 

[flyny]

In high school whenever kids saws teacher in a crowded hallway, we would pull his pants down.
One time, a kid took it to the next level and pulled his Pants and boxers down, son revealed himself infront of the whole school.

Dudes in middle school were bringing BB guns to school and robbing kids in the staircase. Cats were peeing in the staircase.