Can I Hit Loser? - MySpace/Facebook - Vol 3. New Year, No Fear,and New Prospects (update on pg 1)

[sorkoram]

Originally Posted by JJGRT5

Didnt feel like taking any more L's that morning, I already had my mom with me (said I was to young to be waiting like a sitting duck out at 4am infront of a mall with goons and what not waiting to strike

) looking like a child FTL .......... she paid for my pack as a gift though so I guess it was worth it.

How did I forget about this haha (shortys status was on single) then...

ill be dowm for anything but i have a boy friend.... dam and we culdve added some one else to make it funner

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From: Me
Date: Jan 3, 2009 4:48 PM



What do you say we go back to my spot and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply. you down?

 

[broke on nikes]

I'm going to start this !%%% soon.
And adding dating sites to the mix.

 

[toppshotta]

Nevermind... I'm still in the D-League. I just looked at the profile pic

Her actual pic..

Thats the bests pic she had in her profile...
I was too eager to get in the game.

to top if off. She hit me with dont ya think Im a lil old for ya? Should I respond to get some practice time in?

Im 20 shes 28 (or so she says) btw

 

[sorkoram]

[color= rgb(255, 0, 0)]Shotta, what the hell 20 and that's your first shot?[/color]

[color= rgb(255, 0, 0)]Duke that was a halfcourt shot in the first 5secs of the shotclock[/color]

[color= rgb(255, 0, 0)]See what the defense is running, then call your play (FIND MOAR CHICKS[/color]

[color= rgb(255, 0, 0)])[/color]

 

[c hanna]

sorkoram is the godfather of this game...hahah this is my new favorite topic in NT

 

[toppshotta]

Back in the game with the quickness!

She hit me with the haha wut

 

[premeone]

The big games tommorow. I'm so close I can taste the victory.

 

[tmukg21]

Originally Posted by PremeOne



The big games tommorow. I'm so close I can taste the victory.

Hopefully you won't pull a DeSean Jackson

 

[sorkoram]

more coming but as usual, UPDATE

Jan 4, 2009 6:26 PM
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lol boi u aint ready haha...we gonna have to see what you got

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From: Me
Date: Jan 4, 2009 6:19 PM



lol i Know right? I work at Macy's, but I'm working on you right now
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From: her
Date: Jan 4, 2009 6:07 PM


lol u crazy but where u work at

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From: Me
Date: Jan 4, 2009 5:55 PM



haha shall we discuss the details??

awww you should do something, i just got off work and just gonna relax

 

[first round draft pick]

need a lil help coaches
dont wanna turnover the ball

ha wait giv me bac 2 wat an uh idk wat 2 say bout myself. ima pretty calm an cool female

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From: Me
Date: Jan 4, 2009 9:52 PM

so back to the original question...i didn't see a no so i guess thats a yes...u mind tellin me a lil about urself?

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From: HER
Date: Jan 4, 2009 3:48 PM


cool


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From:ME
Date: Jan 4, 2009 3:43 PM



I'm good my name is chris by tha way
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From: HER
Date: Jan 4, 2009 3:38 PM


good wbu

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From: Me
Date: Jan 4, 2009 3:28 PM


hey gorgeous...can i borrow you? i promise ill give you back j/k
hello how are u

 

[neverflopped]

Originally Posted by Tinchy Stryder

Originally Posted by neverflopped

Sorkoram, are all u guys using ur existing myspace page or areu creating one from scratch with only tom as ur friend??
i'm thinkin it might be my turn to be drafted lol

If you're doin one from the ground up, then girls will think you're either a wasteman or a shystie man ya get me??

Im doin mine straight from my music page init.

word that's what I was thinkin. I use to have a myspace a couple years ago but deleted it (nosey wifey). I was thinkin bout just tellin these skanks thati'm renewing my myspace due to some psycho shorty

 

[iheartboost]

Originally Posted by neverflopped

Sorkoram, are all u guys using ur existing myspace page or areu creating one from scratch with only tom as ur friend??
i'm thinkin it might be my turn to be drafted lol

My existant. My profile is set to private to keep them intrigue and guessing about me. It works because I always get that friend request

. Also not that itreally matters to some but I got Slim ft. Biggie - So Fly on my page, ladies like it.

 

[toppshotta]

Coach S and assistants....
Im 20 shes 23 and she asked how old I am. I think it says 20 in my profile.
Should I pump fake and say im 22 and change my profile or just go straight up? Word to Rip Hamilton.

 

[sorkoram]

Originally Posted by ToppShotta

Coach S and assistants....
Im 20 shes 23 and she asked how old I am. I think it says 20 in my profile.
Should I pump fake and say im 22 and change my profile or just go straight up? Word to Rip Hamilton.

No need to pump fake, take it to the rack strong and get the and 1..

3 years isn't a big deal and its a plus for you, tell her your 20 and be confident in your game, don't beintimidated by age

 

[tmukg21]

Originally Posted by ToppShotta

Coach S and assistants....
Im 20 shes 23 and she asked how old I am. I think it says 20 in my profile.
Should I pump fake and say im 22 and change my profile or just go straight up? Word to Rip Hamilton.

play it straight up, less Rip

You'll have other opportunities to display your jab step and pump fakes

 

[forgot about jae]

Originally Posted by Sorkoram

Originally Posted by neverflopped

Sorkoram, are all u guys using ur existing myspace page or areu creating one from scratch with only tom as ur friend??
i'm thinkin it might be my turn to be drafted lol

I use my existing page, all my dudes have me as a friend on facebook so my girl to guy ratio on myspace is 100 to 1, dead serious

and my friendlist is up there in numbers, but my friends are hidden(just recently unhid my comments)

tip - if you need a QUICK about me -- I can hook you up

@%** it lemme get one

... I got my music page runnin inthis, bad choice I know

[since im never gonna delete it] ..

I made mine more jumpoff friendly...hid my top friends, added a lil wayne quote, removed ALL my influences [had about 200 album covers of misfits minor threatmobb deep MMorchestra etc ..way too eclectic for these wayne head "cuz she give my lil wayne head" type girls

] ..now i need a Dbag type profile pic.

lemme get that about me section. mention somethin about music and donating to charity or some #%%%

 

[feelmode]

Originally Posted by ToppShotta

Coach S and assistants....
Im 20 shes 23 and she asked how old I am. I think it says 20 in my profile.
Should I pump fake and say im 22 and change my profile or just go straight up? Word to Rip Hamilton.

you can always hit her wit the juels quote too
even if she knows what it is that s*** is laughs...

 

[timelessflight]

Yo, I need to update my page straight up.

 

[toppshotta]

so wut dou look like and is nino ur real namee?

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From: Nino
Date: Jan 4, 2009 10:31 PM



20 ma'am

I was thinking just a few giggles and smiles..
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From:
Date: Jan 4, 2009 10:19 PM


hahah wut form of recreational purposes?? and how old r u??


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From: Nino
Date: Jan 4, 2009 10:16 PM



What do you mean what?

Can I borrow you for recreational purposes silly. I didnt see a no so I assume you gave me the green light.

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From:
Date: Jan 4, 2009 9:59 PM


haha wut??

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From: Nino
Date: Jan 4, 2009 8:54 PM


can i borrow you. ill give you back.
Promise

I'm going to need some veteran savvy. She might have just nailed the dagger and left 3 seconds on the clock til the half.
I'm thinking I can run a quick out of bounds play (word to Larry Brown) and say I can text her a pic and give her my name

. If it works Ill have a commanding lead by the 4th quarter.

 

[dedantheman]

A question i've found to work quite exceptionally:
Where do you spend most of your time?

This isn't a starter question, right off the bat. It helps to extend/prolong conversations once the "can I borrowyou" line has been put into effect.
It opens up the court for follow ups to their responses:
-School library, work, etc..

Switch it up though.
I.E. Where/How do you spend your free time?
Clear out the unneccesary.
.

(Not coachin' but helpin' the team.You're only as strong as your weakest link.)

 

[toppshotta]

Im goin for it!

 

[tmukg21]

Originally Posted by ToppShotta

so wut dou look like and is nino ur real namee?

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From: Nino
Date: Jan 4, 2009 10:31 PM



20 ma'am

I was thinking just a few giggles and smiles..
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From: !_@UR3NNNN
Date: Jan 4, 2009 10:19 PM


hahah wut form of recreational purposes?? and how old r u??


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From: Nino
Date: Jan 4, 2009 10:16 PM



What do you mean what?

Can I borrow you for recreational purposes silly. I didnt see a no so I assume you gave me the green light.

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From: !_@UR3NNNN
Date: Jan 4, 2009 9:59 PM


haha wut??

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Nino
Date: Jan 4, 2009 8:54 PM


can i borrow you. ill give you back.
Promise

I'm going to need some veteran savvy. She might have just nailed the dagger and left 3 seconds on the clock til the half.
I'm thinking I can run a quick out of bounds play (word to Larry Brown) and say I can text her a pic and give her my name

. If it works Ill have a commanding lead by the 4th quarter.

use this as a ball screen to get the number


Im known by many names
but since ur such a cutie you can call me by my government name __+ i'll text you a new pic

 

[sorkoram]

Originally Posted by ToppShotta

Im goin for it!

Do you not have a picture on your page and tell her that yes your real name is Nino, if that is your real name

 

[besthandsindm]

Originally Posted by CLuTcH 713

Originally Posted by RellNye

Watch for their ages. Almost got caught up w/ a 14 year old who said she was 20.

bahahahahah

pics?

 

[toppshotta]

Nah. I just created one from scratch in about 30 seconds and put in a black tile. Used Nino Brown from New Jack city.

I think my playbook is about to get copied league wide. word to the wildcat offense. Should I edit the above sentence so theres enough room on the court?