CAN I HIT IT LOSER? VOL. 5 - IT'S ALMOST THE END OF SUMMER, TIME TO DEAD FAPPING

[jt air jt]

This online dating steez is hilarious, yo. In reality I would just use my charm, smile, humor but... damn. I need good coaching. Where's Scott Hall at?!

Chick #1

Bait:
Can I borrow you. I'll give you back. Promise.

Response:
lol. clever.

Bait 2:
Well since now I have your attention should we discuss the terms of my borrowing lease?

Response 2:
haha okay...please continue

(she's 24, btw... I'm getting way ahead of myself

)
Pics:

Chick # 2

Bait:
You just seem like a real chick I like to get to know. And it doesn't hurt that you're a 10 out of 10. Can I borrow you? I'll give you back.Promise.

Response:
i dont know about the borrowing part..ppl might miss me...

lol how r u?

Pics:

Chick #3

Bait:
You just seem like a real chick I like to get to know. And it doesn't hurt that you're a 10 out of 10. Can I borrow you? I'll give you back.Promise.

Response:
aw that was cute! lol. im victoria.

Pics:

Chick #4 (I'm actually digging her... she's a UCLA grad and she seems fun to be with)

Bait: (my fav)
How art thou? Me? Well...I've got a pocket full of hundreds that I'm about to drop off at the orphanage. It's a weekly habit of mine and I love it.(smile) You take care now and respond to me when you have time, you wonderful woman...YOU. (wink)

Response:
I've never been called a goddess before. It definitely made my morning. :-D

Pics:

Chick #5

Bait:
You just seem like a real chick I like to get to know. And it doesn't hurt that you're a 10 out of 10. Can I borrow you? I'll give you back.Promise.

Response:
LMAO haha u funny

There's more. A lot more messages. Let's have some fun with this, some cuties are hitting me up.

 

[whateversclever]

A new volume?

lets get ittt

 

[davidisgodly]

You're pretty good. You must be good looking. No !*%%.

 

[sp raised]

Haha ive been going hard this past few weeks ill post what i got later.

 

[sonunox34]

 

[dajoka004]

Show your fails too.

Unless your 4/4 of course.

 

[solematic j21]

Originally Posted by davidisgodly

You're pretty good. You must be good looking. No !*%%.

I have to do it

 

[sc415]

Damn dude, good work. It takes me centuries to come up with clever lines. I just do the usual nt say can I smash!

 

[jpioneer]

I'mma just sit back and watch

 

[awwsome]

Originally Posted by davidisgodly

You're pretty good. You must be good looking. No !*%%.

props on being the dude that wasnt scared to say it

 

[jt air jt]

Originally Posted by DaJoka004

Show your fails too.

Unless your 4/4 of course.

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(need help with this too, sent her that last message and its unread. I had way too many bong rips last night. Got too "arrogant". Hopefully sheresponds. She's cute.

Original Message YOU sent on 7/27/2009 2:14:30 AM
calling you a loser would get your attention
am i right? ;-) actually u know what spontaneously I'm gonna change my mind... it depends, what phenomenal purpose do you think you can offer?

Thank you but no thank you. I do not appreciate being called a loser, I am not a loser, it didn't catch my attention, it offended me, and blew your chanceswith me as even a friend. Thank you for the kind offer though, I don't appreciate your arrogance in your last message either.


Be well

You're beauty on a scale of 1-10 is electric. So now the question is what makes you NOT special? You're obviously not a loser. I apologize for thatword, I didn't mean to offend you. I'm just frecking with you sweetheart, I sent that message cause I knew it would get your attention. You look toosmart to take it like that, I can tell that you've got herbs tryna get at you all day, I just wanted to be different lol, I was just trying to get yourattention... just trying to play games with a cute girl... you should play along...

Pics:

I got 8 more mew messages... I ain't tryna post more. I'm about to hit the coastal caves with this sativa.

Where my coach at?!!?!?!?!?!?

 

[jayhood23]

Anybody want some comp in pullin a chick (just for fun)......
She must be 21-28 range
No salting each others game.

Find a chick and let's see who has the stronger game

Who's down.

 

[blue23jordan]

Originally Posted by JPioneer

I'mma just sit back and watch

 

[jt air jt]

Originally Posted by SC415

Damn dude, good work. It takes me centuries to come up with clever lines. I just do the usual nt say can I smash!

Most of these lines are paraphrased from Scott Hall.

 

[starzinoureyes]

Originally Posted by JT AIR JT

You're beauty on a scale of 1-10 is electric. So now the question is what makes you NOT special? You're obviously not a loser. I apologize for that word, I didn't mean to offend you. I'm just frecking with you sweetheart, I sent that message cause I knew it would get your attention. You look too smart to take it like that, I can tell that you've got herbs tryna get at you all day, I just wanted to be different lol, I was just trying to get your attention... just trying to play games with a cute girl... you should play along...

wow. that was a damned nice save.
srsly.. even had me believing it.

 

[knockoutned]

I'll post mine later.

 

[ninjasonik]

OH my gashhhhh

 

[johnnyredstorm]

Put a 5 in the title so this is the official one and not like that bootleg one that failed miserably a few months back. I haven't played in a while. MaybeI'll jump back in the game.

 

[timelessflight]

let me send a few out and see what happens

 

[djphame1]

ohh im in here juuugggiinn.. i actually jus took one down from twitter during my lunch break.. whats the site of choice for this one? plentyoffish was aFAIL...

 

[lazy b]

Plenty of fish works?

 

[jt air jt]

Yeah, my free throw percentage on plentyoffish ain't Ben Wallace status. Maybe more like Dwight Howard...

Are there really a lot of jumpoffs on Myspace?

I deleted mine YEARS ago...

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I woulda wifed her...

 

[johnnyredstorm]

I don't feel right using Plenty of Fish. It just seems like a weird site, IDK, dating sites in general seem weird to me. Facebook on the other hand

 

[sp raised]

Her
1.704-xxx-xxxx
2.to be determined lol
3.ill send it 2 u

Me
ok so to set this up im a need a few things
1. your phone number
2. the day and time youre free so i can borrow you
3. and a picture of you to send to me

all for business purposes of course ;-)

Her
u tell me

Me
Thanks beautiful so when do we begin?

Her
lol sure

Me
can i borrow you? ill give you back...I promise : )

Her
so luk justz pop me the # ok

Me
lol i try but im guessin you do mind telling me about your self

Her
thatz cute

Me
Nothin i just came up with that to get ya attention cuz i kno you get mad messages from others dudes i wanted to set my self apart form them lames =) so...tell me about your self if you dont mind

Her
wat u mean

Me
Can I borrow you, I'll give you back......Promise =

Her
lmao watever i def kant make yew believe so yew will see and yeahhh my # is 704 xxx xxxx if i dnt pick up just leave a messaqe

Me
ok i hear you talkin but you cant believe everything you hear nowadays. I gotta go workout do you have a number so we can finish our convo and get to meborrowing you =)

Her
my style...im not the averaq chick so dnt step tew me lyk one dat wut sets me apart....

Me
What sets you apart from everyone else?

Her
wut yew mean?

Me
ok i just did now i have to ask you what special talents can you bring to the table ?
Her
itsz jaylen...... matter fact read my profile

Me
yea cool well my name is Morgan whats yours ?

Her
a huq or two? i kan diqqsz dat.
Me
thats whats up..You know share a couple of laughs, some smiles, maybe steal a hug or two

Her
awhhhhh i diqqsz dat and yeahh yew kan borrow me.....wut yew qon du tew me?

Me
can i borrow you? ill give you back...I promise : )

 

[cobra kai]

Originally Posted by Sp Raised

Her
lmao watever i def kant make yew believe so yew will see and yeahhh my # is 704 xxx xxxx if i dnt pick up just leave a messaqe

Me
ok i hear you talkin but you cant believe everything you hear nowadays. I gotta go workout do you have a number so we can finish our convo and get to me borrowing you =)

Her
my style...im not the averaq chick so dnt step tew me lyk one dat wut sets me apart....

Me
What sets you apart from everyone else?

Her
wut yew mean?

Me
ok i just did now i have to ask you what special talents can you bring to the table ?
Her
itsz jaylen...... matter fact read my profile

Me
yea cool well my name is Morgan whats yours ?

Her
a huq or two? i kan diqqsz dat.
Me
thats whats up..You know share a couple of laughs, some smiles, maybe steal a hug or two

Her
awhhhhh i diqqsz dat and yeahh yew kan borrow me.....wut yew qon du tew me?

Me
can i borrow you? ill give you back...I promise : )

Kill her, I hate when people type like that.