Boy dies after masturbating 42 times

[dlee2703]

CoolGrayMemo wrote:

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StylishStef89 wrote:

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BriaNiLLa wrote:

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how did they even know he masturbated 42 times?

They counted all the tabs he had open in his browser

 

[zapatohead408]

Originally Posted by INS

Originally Posted by itz rOLLi

Originally Posted by INS

probably by the 42 jizz socks they found.
RIP is this is true

yo i never understood the socks thing...

why would you cum in  your socks?

does anyone really do this?

I only buy the softest socks for a reason.
Its a contained area and you just toss it into your laundry basket

is this real life?

 

[adobecs4]

I feel disgusted with myself after 1. But 42?

 

[team nicerrr]

But what is it that killed him exactly...?

 

[diew its james]

Originally Posted by DLEE2703

CoolGrayMemo wrote:

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StylishStef89 wrote:

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They counted all the tabs he had open in his browser

one mans death = another forums lulz.

all laughing aside, RIP

 

[zapatohead408]

Originally Posted by bulletproofwallets

Originally Posted by therickstah2001

I once did 13 times on a half day after I got home from school. Idk i fapped once, my mind said that was nothing.... fapped again, still insatiable.... 11 times later it was 5 o'clock and after i cleaned up i passed out till the next morning. woke up and it straight felt like my piece ran 20 miles.

I bet if i had the whole day off, a couple of gatorades, and a protein bar I could have given this dude a run for his money. 

 

 

[diew its james]

double

 

[elcatfisho]

Originally Posted by Space DooDoo Pistols

Originally Posted by BLinK

Imagine trying to keep a straight face at his funeral.

i couldn't, at all. not even close. imagine the eulogy :
"he left as he came... in a blast of sperm! hoooooooooo!"

 

[joe billionaire]

his hand 

 

[nothinafter]

Was this ninja losing blood while stroking his meat? My lord

 

[flaming hot cheetos]

Sounds like he was a NT'r haha

 

[jayhood23]

Come on guys, lay off the kid.

 

[mangudai954]

Originally Posted by StylishStef89

Originally Posted by BriaNiLLa

how did they even know he masturbated 42 times?

They counted all the tabs he had open in his browser

Man..

 

[Carreraa]

 

[ogbobbyjohnson773]

 

[rawex5]

All the good jokes are taken.

 

[iYen]

Originally Posted by RaWeX05

All the good jokes are taken.

This.
I've been trying to think of a good joke to post but the lulz keep coming.

 

[0cks]

Originally Posted by OGbobbyjohnson773

 

[foreveryoung]

It sucks how addiction is so hard to overcome for some people



Well no need to worry about this dude, he overcame

...Based on the pic in the article pretty sure this is fake anyway

 

[phillypg1]

How is this even possible???

 

[ins]

Originally Posted by 0cks

Originally Posted by OGbobbyjohnson773

At first i was like 

 then i was like 

 

[b fr3sh]

Originally Posted by iYen

Originally Posted by RaWeX05

All the good jokes are taken.

This.
I've been trying to think of a good joke to post but the lulz keep coming.

I'm not sure why, but I'm dying of laughter right now 

sorry, RIP

 

[cosmiccanon]

This thread

 

[160jordansdeep]

just beat it

 

[menacin methods]

How the hell do they know he masterbated 42 times?
Was the mother counting?