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Originally Posted by vietsta4o8
excuse me miss, but i got lost in yo eyes. can i get the directions to your heart?
"Dat a mirror in yo pants cause i can see myself in 'em."
If she gives you a
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Originally Posted by vietsta4o8
excuse me miss, but i got lost in yo eyes. can i get the directions to your heart?
This one had me dying. The hilarity of your lines/scenarios, even if they don't bring success, makes them worth it.Originally Posted by Reprisentin MIA
i also will walk up to a girl i have never met before and say "wow, i'd really love to get to know you and maybe take you for a ride on my horse throughout town at midnight"
and she'll say "wow, thats very classy"
and then you say "yes, i am old school...very very old school"
and she says "really, how old school?"
and then you take out a wooden club hit her on the head and drag her by her hair back to your house and have sex with her
that'll show her your old school
Originally Posted by St0mpEr LtD
Originally Posted by vietsta4o8
excuse me miss, but i got lost in yo eyes. can i get the directions to your heart?
"Dat a mirror in yo pants cause i can see myself in 'em."
If she gives you ajust hit her with that uppercut
Originally Posted by seventh letter
Let's play carnival, you sit on my face and I try to guess how much you weigh
Giggity, Giggity Gigga-deee
Reprisentin MIA
Ive never seen someone post so many unfunny lines in one thread.
You have ATLEAST 2 dozen humors attempts in here and none of them landed.
You don't understand how IOriginally Posted by SC415
Originally Posted by seventh letter
This guy is too corny
I seriously
Originally Posted by a55a5in11
I bet this works wonders for you. cant even talk right in english why you talking spanish?Originally Posted by ZEEN1NE
eyy bebe, ill take you shoppin bebe
or
eyy dime a ver chufry, dame culo
OR
dime a ver mami, tu sabe colar cafe?
niceOriginally Posted by So Slickening
Okay this is my go-to line, and I guarantee the cuteness of it will get SOMETHING if you try it enough. Might even work first try. Has for me.
"Hey, my friend over there *motions toward a friend of yours or a random person* bet me I couldn't get a date with the most beautiful person in (insert whatever you want here, bar, park, city, etc.). Would you like to go to dinner or a movie with his money?"