Basketball Thread About Nothing

 
LOL @ dude bullying you guys into winning, they need to get my mans on the Cavs like yesterday. 
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You don't play that guy
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If you young, ya mom just said you had to be home. You old, ya baby moms want ya home.
We played one time before that, same thing. Dude was super lit, taking hits in between plays. Threw this kid a fast break and the ball almost took off his head and hit the pole.
The kid was wanted to cry, and homeboy just looked at him like..."I don't loose b", "I smack losers". Kid was looking at me like "is my lip busted?":

The guy was like, yo' you playing next...I was like "nah man, I blowed, I'm actually about to hit the store".
We ended rolling like five deep and he robs the store, not at gunpoint but just strong arms like $20 worth of snacks and stuffs it in my jacket. The guy behind the counter like "hey, my friend, aye what are you doing?"...dude flashed the joint and was like "...nothing, we was just leaving".

We outside and dudes are half shook, and half amazed at the balls on this kid (we're all like fourteen and fifteen).

He's like "where's the Twinkies", everyone is looking around and I had one in my mouth and mid bite he slaps the Twinkie out of my mouth sending the filling and morsels flying. Like "b****, you ate my Twinkie?"

Everyone knew I had a temper and was eyeing his joint like: "don't do it bro, you gon' die"....

I just hauled off and hooked him in the jar, then he punched me in the mouth again and we locked up. One of the kids that was there was brave enough to break it up, even threw in some "black on black" violence speeches and we both started laughing. This was in the spring, the park incident was that fall.

Saw dude again, as men maybe 19-22 and we chopped it up for a sec. He'd seem to have mellowed out, had kids with a girl from our school. By then I lived in an affluent neighborhood and only stopped through to check a few peeps.
 
 
 


is this the shirtless sweaty guy....aww hell naw. 



Nah, Jake from Fresh :lol  

...the neighborhood bully who wants to ball. He'll shoot up the park if he loses or gets styled on.




 


Experienced this dude a lot, usually the same two dudes, one being Kevin Barlow. Dude came up to the gym on campus and wanted to hoop. He was playing that football player type of hoopin and throwin elbows and what not. Was expectin dudes to back down and had his ol head who had the burner on him :{ . Called foul almost every time he didn't score and hacked the hell out of u :lol
 
 He was playing that football player type of hoopin and throwin elbows and what not.
We was playing ball for this tournament here in the city, and our cap was like 4'12" but he played strong. Dude on the other squad was built like Rocksteady from Ninja Turtles, he came driving down the lane and just trampled son with no dambs given, at all. I turn around and he's like, "I'm good, let's play ball yo" 

But when I checked my man, he wanna act like I'm doing the most when it's just fundamental pressure. Bullies are the worst. They make you not even wanna play. Not because you scared, but they just take the fun out of it.
 
the guy that calls a foul when someone looks at him the wrong way but stays hacking you on the other end :{ :{ :{

played the other day & if there were refs 2 of the guys on my team would've fouled out
 
I remember playing in the hood one day with a guy who just got out. Guy said I traveled on a move I always use. Told him na dude check the rule books because this is a legit move as I was walking over to let him know what was up and I was not going to have this is my gym/rules talk.

My boy stopped me mid sentence and said Yo that is doc.....the doc dude just got out of jail. Chill!

......said yo dude I traveled. Your ball 
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:{ My very first encounter w/ a bull like that was when I was in middle school at the neighborhood court. We were about to run and some dude who got muscled and lost tried to roll up on the bull who beat him :{ Dude rolled dolo actin tough, but the bull's brother came out of nowhere and hit dude somethin fierce. Dude knew what time it was and started runnin, the bull who beat him pulled the banger out his duffle bag, ran to line him up but didn't because there were kids around. Dude apologized to us like he was Stacey from the Wood :lol

I've always been one of the smallest (skinniest) dudes on the court so I've had to play physical and rarely call fouls. Over the years I've grown better at absorbin contact and finishin strong. Dudes always tried to bully me on the court like I was supposed to let em :lol
 
I always hated Mr. Foul guys...

And now what irks me the most during the season is these fake *** ballers yelling "AYYYYYYYY" while the drive to the basket!

Oh and PLEASE STOP WITH THE ""AND 1 REF" ESPECIALLY during jumpers where no one is within 3' of you...

FYI...
We ain't calling and 1s on BS rec games!
 
I always hated Mr. Foul guys...

And now what irks me the most during the season is these fake *** ballers yelling "AYYYYYYYY" while the drive to the basket!

Oh and PLEASE STOP WITH THE ""AND 1 REF" ESPECIALLY during jumpers where no one is within 3' of you...

FYI...
We ain't calling and 1s on BS rec games!

Im guilty of this :lol
 
Sound more like Love & Basketball to me ... why am i wanting another dude to take off clothing :x




Its either 21, 3 on 3, or full run. 4 is too many for half court. I'll shoot on my own or maybe play knockout
yea word, that's sounds gay
 
I always hated Mr. Foul guys...

And now what irks me the most during the season is these fake *** ballers yelling "AYYYYYYYY" while the drive to the basket!

Oh and PLEASE STOP WITH THE ""AND 1 REF" ESPECIALLY during jumpers where no one is within 3' of you...

FYI...
We ain't calling and 1s on BS rec games!

Im guilty of this :lol

I really hate your kind... Lol you just make the game so annoying for me to work lol
 
The dude who always tries to cheat and change the rules when he plays against you :lol

A post reminded me of my good friend from 5th grade all the way to the middle of HS. One on one or full court son would go to great lengths to argue any call he felt like playing. It was one thing when we were 10 and not everybody knew every damn call but son legit one time said traveling was taking 2 steps without dribbling :lol but when he travels and takes 4 steps that aint traveling :rollin

Discontinue calls would get changed, bringing the ball back to the foul line, carry calls, etc. all for his benefit. I just made sure to be on his team from then on :lol

He was also the Rasheed Wallace type and never fouled anybody a day in his life.

Looking back it was hilarious but during dudes would get heated playing against dude.
 
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The dude who always tries to cheat and change the rules when he plays against you :lol

A post reminded me of my good friend from 5th grade all the way to the middle of HS. One on one or full court son would go to great lengths to argue any call he felt like playing. It was one thing when we were 10 and not everybody knew every damn call but son legit one time said traveling was taking 2 steps without dribbling :lol but when he travels and takes 4 steps that aint traveling :rollin

Discontinue calls would get changed, bringing the ball back to the foul line, carry calls, etc. all for his benefit. I just made sure to be on his team form then on :lol

He was also the Rasheed Wallace type and never fouled anybody a day in his life.

Looking back it was hilarious but during dudes would get heated playing against dude.
yea them people are annoying, arguing every single little thing. I know people like that, cool outside the court but as soon as they go to play ball they start that ******** :lol
 
The dude who always tries to cheat and change the rules when he plays against you :lol

A post reminded me of my good friend from 5th grade all the way to the middle of HS. One on one or full court son would go to great lengths to argue any call he felt like playing. It was one thing when we were 10 and not everybody knew every damn call but son legit one time said traveling was taking 2 steps without dribbling :lol but when he travels and takes 4 steps that aint traveling :rollin

Discontinue calls would get changed, bringing the ball back to the foul line, carry calls, etc. all for his benefit. I just made sure to be on his team form then on :lol

He was also the Rasheed Wallace type and never fouled anybody a day in his life.

Looking back it was hilarious but during dudes would get heated playing against dude.
yea them people are annoying, arguing every single little thing. I know people like that, cool outside the court but as soon as they go to play ball they start that ******** :lol
My main problem was he was pretty good.

Didn't need to cheat like that to win but son loved to put on a clinic. He was never about a competitive hard fought one on one. The only glory was winning by 7 or more :lol

Also if dudes ever wanted to fight cuz of that he'd be down to scrap too :lol
 
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dudes like that know they are cheating though

love just letting dudes like that have their way and still beating them

like deep inside they know that I'm letting them get away with it because I'm just that much better 
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then you get the soft beta dudes who attempt to cheat and just get shut down right away. once dude was trying to argue a call and I just hit him with a 
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 and he game me the ball. 
 
when you have 5 guys wanting to play and that 1 guy on the otherside of the gym is like "nah I'm just going to shoot around" 
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dudes like that know they are cheating though

love just letting dudes like that have their way and still beating them

like deep inside they know that I'm letting them get away with it because I'm just that much better :lol
Of course he knew he was cheating :lol He didn't give a **** as long as he won.

That's the other thing unless you were the type to talk **** and get loud when you won you wouldn't even feel satisfied beating him cuz the game would've took so long to finish the way he'd call anything for you to turnover the ball :lol
 
when you have 5 guys wanting to play and that 1 guy on the otherside of the gym is like "nah I'm just going to shoot around" :|

dude just wants to work on his shot, let him be. people at my gym will harass people to get a game going, not cool
 
 
when you have 5 guys wanting to play and that 1 guy on the otherside of the gym is like "nah I'm just going to shoot around" 
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dude just wants to work on his shot, let him be. people at my gym will harass people to get a game going, not cool
unless you're on a college or pro team what does he need to work on his shot for?

gotta work on that shot in game situations b 
 
 
dudes like that know they are cheating though

love just letting dudes like that have their way and still beating them

like deep inside they know that I'm letting them get away with it because I'm just that much better 
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Of course he knew he was cheating
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He didn't give a **** as long as he won.

That's the other thing unless you were the type to talk **** and get loud when you won you wouldn't even feel satisfied beating him cuz the game would've took so long to finish the way he'd call anything for you to turnover the ball
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I know like 3 people like this except its over beerpong 
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type of dude to lose and take the ball home with him 
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One time I seen the "argue every call" guy tried to do that to the "football player".  Football dude was called "Iceman" and never knew why they called him that till that day he laid out dude cold. One shot right over hand hook had the guy bleeding from his ear.

Before the fight both dudes where saying " Ready" and boom. Once dude got up, he claimed a sucker punch tho 
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when i used to hoop at the Y there was a cat who would get absolutely livid if you made a weak foul call. he would get so mad he would throw the ball to the other end of the court. 

lmao he would make you go get the ball if you wanted your ******** call. 

now that  I think of it he was always pretty accurate though... he wouldn't only flip on bad calls. 
 
 
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when i used to hoop at the Y there was a cat who would get absolutely livid if you made a weak foul call. he would get so mad he would throw the ball to the other end of the court. 

lmao he would make you go get the ball if you wanted your ******** call. 

now that  I think of it he was always pretty accurate though... he wouldn't only flip on bad calls. 
Sounds like Sip/Travis Best in He Got Game
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