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REAL TEARSmy ex was a teacher (3rd grade) and had a kid go to the hospital because he had a cheese problem.
kid apparently didn't know to pull the skin back and wash, so his joint was like a cheese doughnut with a helmet filling... kid was squeezing it because it was hurting and every squeeze sent cheese out from around the helmet.
they had to do an emergency circumcision at the hospital... the cheese had sat infected in there for way too long and started eating through his sombrero.
Bruh... What the ****
smh that cheese story is ridiculously nasty...
:x
no offense, but I only had cheese once.
when I hear that people get circumcised for health, I wonder how people can take such poor care of their penis.
my ex was a teacher (3rd grade) and had a kid go to the hospital because he had a cheese problem.
kid apparently didn't know to pull the skin back and wash, so his joint was like a cheese doughnut with a helmet filling... kid was squeezing it because it was hurting and every squeeze sent cheese out from around the helmet.
they had to do an emergency circumcision at the hospital... the cheese had sat infected in there for way too long and started eating through his sombrero.
well, i spoke to him earlier. he said the same thing you did dude even gave me a tutorial on how to it works and **** using his longsleeves.exactly what i said earlier, i dont think any of my hispanic friends are..
im latino too if that matters
Is it really common for Asians to be circumcised? I'm chinese and still rocking the hoodie.
Am I the odd man out?
View media item 408977my ex was a teacher (3rd grade) and had a kid go to the hospital because he had a cheese problem.
kid apparently didn't know to pull the skin back and wash, so his joint was like a cheese doughnut with a helmet filling... kid was squeezing it because it was hurting and every squeeze sent cheese out from around the helmet.
they had to do an emergency circumcision at the hospital... the cheese had sat infected in there for way too long and started eating through his sombrero.
This thread is making me self conscious, do most girls dislike uncircumcised penises?
To the OP, do not get circumcized. You sound like you have phimosis, a condition where the opening of the foreskin is too tight. In most cases, gently stretching it every day will loosen it up enough. If that does not work, stretch and rub in steroidal cream. If that does not work, the doctor can make a tiny cut to open things up for you. If all of that fails, only than should you consider being circumcized.
Time also helps with a tight foreskin. Your foreskin is supposed to very tight and loosen up with time. Because babies cannot control their bodily waste, the foreskin is fused to the glans in order to keep urine and feces from touching sensitive skin. As small children, we should be able to pull it back a bit because by then we can control our pee. Finally, when we are old enough to have sex, it should be able to retract fully. Unfortunately, nature is full of outliers so there are grown men whose foreskins are very late in becoming loose enough to make sex pleasurable instead of painful.
Undergoing profound genital mutilation should taken as a last resort, especially with the abundance of superior alternatives that exist.
im struggling to find logic in someone saying they basically want to put a scalpel to their penis.