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Originally Posted by popcornplaya
i got a story about my mass. (no young cheezy.)
anyways, i was at the flying lotus show in mpls last night (which wasbtw,) and me and my homie got to the front row and were just posted there for like the entire show. after the first performance the club starts to get packed, and it gets like a sauna in there. white people funk all over the place. so, I elect to take off my top shirt and just wear my undershirt (best decision at a concert thus far.)
anyways, the headlining dj gets on and people start going wild. it's dubstep, so there's people trippin on x and everything. it was mad funny to see people have a blank stare one second, and then be feelin' themselves the next.
the show is winding down, and the dj is about halfway through his set. all of the sudden these two girls come up behind me and my friend. i guess they were trying to get to the front row but we had it on lock. they chilled behind us for a little while, dancing and stuff i'm guessing. we hit the last two songs and the girl closest to me must have hit the wall or something 'cause she starts feeling on my mass, and is under my shirt and *$%. so I'm like ', girl must wanna get twerked up or somethin'.'
I start grinding on her and no lie, homegirl instantly reaches into my cargos and proceeds to give me a HJ. it took a second to register, cause at first I was just like "i wonder %*% she's doin...ohhhh' I tap my homie and he starts laughing his mass off.
we ended up making out some more, then her friend grabbed her and left with the quickness.
so if you ever end up going to a flylo concert, learn how to move your mass for the ladies.
and that was my saturday night.
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