Anyone got any funny MASS stories?

[awwsome]

Originally Posted by popcornplaya

i got a story about my mass. (no young cheezy.)

anyways, i was at the flying lotus show in mpls last night (which was

btw,) and me and my homie got to the front row and were just posted there for like the entire show. after the first performance the club starts to get packed, and it gets like a sauna in there. white people funk all over the place. so, I elect to take off my top shirt and just wear my undershirt (best decision at a concert thus far.)

anyways, the headlining dj gets on and people start going wild. it's dubstep, so there's people trippin on x and everything. it was mad funny to see people have a blank stare one second, and then be feelin' themselves the next.

the show is winding down, and the dj is about halfway through his set. all of the sudden these two girls come up behind me and my friend. i guess they were trying to get to the front row but we had it on lock. they chilled behind us for a little while, dancing and stuff i'm guessing. we hit the last two songs and the girl closest to me must have hit the wall or something 'cause she starts feeling on my mass, and is under my shirt and *$%. so I'm like '

, girl must wanna get twerked up or somethin'.'

I start grinding on her and no lie, homegirl instantly reaches into my cargos and proceeds to give me a HJ. it took a second to register, cause at first I was just like "i wonder %*% she's doin...ohhhh

' I tap my homie and he starts laughing his mass off.

we ended up making out some more, then her friend grabbed her and left with the quickness.

so if you ever end up going to a flylo concert, learn how to move your mass for the ladies.

and that was my saturday night.

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[moneymike88]

I was driving on 125th street the other day and couldnt stop staring at this mass...I started driving closer and eventually forgot that they were on a motorcycle...I got up to about 6 inches from the back wheel while cruising at 30 just to stare at this !@+...I almost killed these people but the mass was

 

[popcornplaya]

Originally Posted by awwsome

*shrug*

i've never lied on NT up till this point. dunno why you think I'd do it now.

 

[mrtonyali13]

once i followed this girl down the hallway at school. she was wearing white pants and you could see her black thong. she turned around and caught me, so i told her what time it was and walked the other way.


  

 

[airforce416]

Originally Posted by moneymike88

I was driving on 125th street the other day and couldnt stop staring at this mass...I started driving closer and eventually forgot that they were on a motorcycle...I got up to about 6 inches from the back wheel while cruising at 30 just to stare at this !@+...I almost killed these people but the mass was

 

[guillermo gutierez]

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Re: Anyone got any funny MASS stories?

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no.

once i told a girl to turn around and look at the wall.

she actually turned around.
when she did i took a pic of her bodacious bottom.

she turned around, saw me with my camera still up, and she smiled.

and i took another pic of her smiling.



i dont think the rest of my stories fit this thread

 

[hieu23]

Originally Posted by ME NO PASS

after a gym class in the locker room...I was changing then glanced over at my boy to ask him something but peeped his MASS...no ayo it really had me in awe

funny thing is he saw me glancing but didnt say a word..if anything he started to undress even slower

since then we always had a strange but close bond between us

 

[rocsole]

Originally Posted by Do Be Doo

Originally Posted by ME NO PASS

after a gym class in the locker room...I was changing then glanced over at my boy to ask him something but peeped his MASS...no ayo it really had me in awe

funny thing is he saw me glancing but didnt say a word..if anything he started to undress even slower

since then we always had a strange but close bond between us

  

That gif is so funny

 

[ca5perrr]

i got a real MASS story,
i use to be in the military, and once ur done with basic training (boot camp), the last night you get to talk to your drill instructor like a normal person, so we were asking him some stuff about the air force and all this, and how he likes being a drill instructor, then someone asked what the craziest thing a trainee has done, or he has heard??

he told us that there was this one trainee who would always take his jacket with him to church, (for other AF ppl u know what im talking about, but in basic training when u go to mass its the only time you could really chill and maybe even talk to a girl, or have any normal contact with people) no matter what the weather was, he had it with him, and on the last night the instructor asked the trainee, why did you always take your jacket to church, there really never was a reason to,
the trainee said "since we graduated and we're leaving ill tell you... there is a girl that i know in our sister flight ( a class of girls that started basic training at the same time as the one that your in) and we would always meet up at church, the reason why i would bring my jacket is cuz we would sit in the back, i would put the jacket over my lap and she would give me a HJ" the drill instructor told us he was in shock,amazed,and laughing at the same time, i dunno how much true there is to that story, but its really messed up if it is,

 

[mytmouse76]

DatZNasty wrote:

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Originally Posted by mytmouse76

I'll post a pic of the lady that does my hair sometimes. It's just looks flat and wide in the pic but trust the mass is ridiculous. She's a big girl but even still you would never expect all her mass looking at her from the waist up. When she first came from behind that chair I was

Im on my phone right now.

http://www.youtube.com/v/W5zeTgysNBk&hl=en_US&fs=1&http://www.youtube.com/v/W5zeTgysNBk&hl=en_US&fs=1&


how she carries this i don 't know...i'm sure its way to much for those of you who love mass...i saw her in the liq store the other day and she didn't remember me which was cool cuz i was able to take this pic...

i've also realized there is nothing funny about this story...my bad...

 

[souljaman22]

post for later

 

[got shoes]

Originally Posted by Do Be Doo

Originally Posted by ME NO PASS

after a gym class in the locker room...I was changing then glanced over at my boy to ask him something but peeped his MASS...no ayo it really had me in awe

funny thing is he saw me glancing but didnt say a word..if anything he started to undress even slower

since then we always had a strange but close bond between us

  

 

[datznasty]

Originally Posted by mytmouse76

http://www.youtube.com/v/W5zeTgysNBk&hl=en_US&fs=1&http://www.youtube.com/v/W5zeTgysNBk&hl=en_US&fs=1& http://www.youtube.com/v/W5zeTgysNBk&hl=en_US&fs=1&http://www.youtube.com/v/W5zeTgysNBk&hl=en_US&fs=1& DatZNasty wrote:

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Originally Posted by mytmouse76

I'll post a pic of the lady that does my hair sometimes. It's just looks flat and wide in the pic but trust the mass is ridiculous. She's a big girl but even still you would never expect all her mass looking at her from the waist up. When she first came from behind that chair I was

Im on my phone right now.

http://www.youtube.com/v/W5zeTgysNBk&hl=en_US&fs=1&http://www.youtube.com/v/W5zeTgysNBk&hl=en_US&fs=1&

�� how she carries this i don 't know...i'm sure its way to much for those of you who love mass...i saw her in the liq store the other day and she didn't remember me which was cool cuz i was able to take this pic...

i've also realized there is nothing funny about this story...my bad...
Pics don't work. You can't post them from your Gmail. You have to upload them to tinypic or something

 

[mytmouse76]

DatZNasty wrote:

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Originally Posted by mytmouse76

http://www.youtube.com/v/W5zeTgysNBk&hl=en_US&fs=1&http://www.youtube.com/v/W5zeTgysNBk&hl=en_US&fs=1&http://www.youtube.com/v/W5zeTgysNBk&hl=en_US&fs=1&http://www.youtube.com/v/W5zeTgysNBk&hl=en_US&fs=1&DatZNasty wrote:

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Originally Posted by mytmouse76

I'll post a pic of the lady that does my hair sometimes. It's just looks flat and wide in the pic but trust the mass is ridiculous. She's a big girl but even still you would never expect all her mass looking at her from the waist up. When she first came from behind that chair I was

Im on my phone right now.

http://www.youtube.com/v/W5zeTgysNBk&hl=en_US&fs=1&http://www.youtube.com/v/W5zeTgysNBk&hl=en_US&fs=1&

�� how she carries this i don 't know...i'm sure its way to much for those of you who love mass...i saw her in the liq store the other day and she didn't remember me which was cool cuz i was able to take this pic...




i've also realized there is nothing funny about this story...my bad...
Pics don't work. You can't post them from your Gmail. You have to upload them to tinypic or something

 

[sid lugar]

Originally Posted by mytmouse76

DatZNasty wrote:

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Originally Posted by mytmouse76

http://www.youtube.com/v/W5zeTgysNBk&hl=en_US&fs=1&http://www.youtube.com/v/W5zeTgysNBk&hl=en_US&fs=1&http://www.youtube.com/v/W5zeTgysNBk&hl=en_US&fs=1&http://www.youtube.com/v/W5zeTgysNBk&hl=en_US&fs=1&DatZNasty wrote:

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Originally Posted by mytmouse76

I'll post a pic of the lady that does my hair sometimes. It's just looks flat and wide in the pic but trust the mass is ridiculous. She's a big girl but even still you would never expect all her mass looking at her from the waist up. When she first came from behind that chair I was

Im on my phone right now.

http://www.youtube.com/v/W5zeTgysNBk&hl=en_US&fs=1&http://www.youtube.com/v/W5zeTgysNBk&hl=en_US&fs=1&

�� how she carries this i don 't know...i'm sure its way to much for those of you who love mass...i saw her in the liq store the other day and she didn't remember me which was cool cuz i was able to take this pic...




i've also realized there is nothing funny about this story...my bad...

Pics don't work. You can't post them from your Gmail. You have to upload them to tinypic or something

She looks old and chunky.

 

[mrtonyali13]

Sid Lugar wrote:

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Originally Posted by mytmouse76

DatZNasty wrote:

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Originally Posted by mytmouse76

http://www.youtube.com/v/W5zeTgysNBk&hl=en_US&fs=1&http://www.youtube.com/v/W5zeTgysNBk&hl=en_US&fs=1&http://www.youtube.com/v/W5zeTgysNBk&hl=en_US&fs=1&http://www.youtube.com/v/W5zeTgysNBk&hl=en_US&fs=1&DatZNasty wrote:

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Originally Posted by mytmouse76

I'll post a pic of the lady that does my hair sometimes. It's just looks flat and wide in the pic but trust the mass is ridiculous. She's a big girl but even still you would never expect all her mass looking at her from the waist up. When she first came from behind that chair I was

Im on my phone right now.

http://www.youtube.com/v/W5zeTgysNBk&hl=en_US&fs=1&http://www.youtube.com/v/W5zeTgysNBk&hl=en_US&fs=1&

�� how she carries this i don 't know...i'm sure its way to much for those of you who love mass...i saw her in the liq store the other day and she didn't remember me which was cool cuz i was able to take this pic...




i've also realized there is nothing funny about this story...my bad...

Pics don't work. You can't post them from your Gmail. You have to upload them to tinypic or something

She looks old and chunky.




she IS old and chunky

 

[CJMcfly26]

 And she have flip flops on,
could of at least have some air-max 95 on her feet

 

[marionthebarberian]

Originally Posted by Club29

back when i used to attend Mass regularly there was this kid who was always running around being disrespectful.

one day the kid finally took a dive and landed flat on his face.

something about little kids falling that always cracks me up