Anybody ever pretend they fell asleep so thier girlfriend/wife will stop talking?

[liquidswords1988]

lmao that's f'ed up

 

[veryanalytical85]

Did it with an ex-girlfriend before. But I was just tired from work...

 

[rocsole]

Originally Posted by soltheman

I can barely hear her from the kitchen.

 

[infamousforareason]

Originally Posted by McFlyyy

once, i hung up in the middle of her sentence and shut the phone off. the next morning, i said i lost service. it worked.

This.
Or my phone died didn't have my charger
It's so random dude never says a word about it

 

[backpacker23]

as soon as i saw the title to the thread i was like

 

[mr monday niight]

Originally Posted by soltheman

I can barely hear her from the kitchen.

 

[falcon4567]

Girl once told me that whenever her grandpa wants to get his wife to stop talking he just takes out his hearing aid and puts it on the table.

Originally Posted by Moneyright

i just whip it out, shuts her up in a second

It is kinda hard to talk while you're laughing

 

[hardwork919]

I do this every night almost... my girl is one of those "just stay on the phone with me until I fall asleep" types... I love her to death so ratherthan start an argument, I just pretend to be really tired... it works 99% of the time...

 

[its stanley]

Originally Posted by Falcon4567

Girl once told me that whenever her grandpa wants to get his wife to stop talking he just takes out his hearing aid and puts it on the table.

Originally Posted by Moneyright

i just whip it out, shuts her up in a second

It is kinda hard to talk while you're laughing

 

[no 1 can escape the quad laser]

Originally Posted by soltheman

I can barely hear her from the kitchen.

Brilliant lol

 

[fanatic15]

yall are crazy.

 

[ravagebx]

PYDIHM.

 

[stixx]

Originally Posted by soltheman

I can barely hear her from the kitchen.

 

[apples28]

I play dead when I don't want to have sex.

 

[smoke ya later]

I pretend sleep all the time.

 

[sirius lee handsome]

LOL. You're not a good boyfriend.

Very funny though

 

[we get money]

Originally Posted by RavageBX

PYDIHM.

How come I knew what this was right away?

 

[silverswoosh]

Originally Posted by Falcon4567

Originally Posted by Moneyright

i just whip it out, shuts her up in a second

It is kinda hard to talk while you're laughing

Originally Posted by RavageBX

PYDIHM.