mrbrown
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This already sounds wack....
just live by yourself or something
But your new girlfriend seems to be really into this whole scenario. So expect some breakfast here and there depending on the girl. She will also do your laundry but it depends on the chick, if you prove to be the man of the house early then your set.
A few months into this little situation you threw yourself in will get interesting because one of you will start talking to someone and you guys will want to talk to others then one night as you sleep in your bed you will hear moans coming from a distance. At first you will try to remember if you left your laptop playing a porno but soon you will realize what is happening. Curiosity will get the best of you and you will peek inside the familiar bedroom where you and your beloved roommate shared endless minutes of passion. To your surprise it will be everything you imagined as you got closer to the door seconds before. Most likely in doggy position and you will run away as fast as possible and will post on NT wondering about the lease.
just live by yourself or something
But your new girlfriend seems to be really into this whole scenario. So expect some breakfast here and there depending on the girl. She will also do your laundry but it depends on the chick, if you prove to be the man of the house early then your set.
A few months into this little situation you threw yourself in will get interesting because one of you will start talking to someone and you guys will want to talk to others then one night as you sleep in your bed you will hear moans coming from a distance. At first you will try to remember if you left your laptop playing a porno but soon you will realize what is happening. Curiosity will get the best of you and you will peek inside the familiar bedroom where you and your beloved roommate shared endless minutes of passion. To your surprise it will be everything you imagined as you got closer to the door seconds before. Most likely in doggy position and you will run away as fast as possible and will post on NT wondering about the lease.