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lolOriginally Posted by youngmoney
Originally Posted by DMoney82
A Black, a Jew and a Hispanic walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this some kind of a joke?"
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lolOriginally Posted by youngmoney
Originally Posted by DMoney82
A Black, a Jew and a Hispanic walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this some kind of a joke?"
Originally Posted by PaulBaeKR
*Knock knock*
Who's there?
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Originally Posted by thytkerjobs
Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is?
There are more geese on that side.
Originally Posted by 5am6oody72
Your Mother has such great mass that she defies Einstein's Theory of Relativity, being that no matter how much her velocity increases, it is impossible for her mass to increase any further.
A baby seal walks into a club.
-Two muffins are sitting in an oven. After approximately 30 minutes they are baked to a nice golden brown.
omg a talking muffin
Originally Posted by 5am6oody72
You: Knock knock.
Other person: Who's there?
You: Interrupting cow.
[Now there's a sudden uncomfortable silence, as your target realizes you're actually telling the interrupting cow joke, and is overcome by a nauseous blend of pity and shame. Then, with great trepidation, comes the response:]
Other person: ... interrupting cow who?
You: Interrupting Cow Rodríguez.