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Originally Posted by W1LL I AM
%+$% wise.man nothing wil top ecuador. for 8-20 bucks ur bangin colombian porn stars.
I have an interrail pass so I can't real tell about the travelling costs but we're staying in a guesthouse for 2 nights for about $60.Originally Posted by dbbabd
How much did yall's trip cost all together?? I want to go bad
Originally Posted by marath0n
Strap up.
Originally Posted by Illuztrious
Funny story from last month....
Hanging out with some Italian/Romanian friends...
Had a couple drinks, decided to go to some strip clubs in downtown Rome. I hoppped in the backseat and went to sleep.
Woke up at a whorehouse in Naples.
The girls were beautiful but it was so random I decided to refrain from doing anything I might regret later.
BTW, Naples is the grimiest city I've ever been to. And I've been all over the US and to the middle east lol.
brettTHEjett wrote:
I'll chime in since I've been here a year now.
I don't know the exact streets that the REALLY GOOD prostitutes are on, but I've walked through alot and hit up one dime I just couldn't resist.
Since you are asking about red light specifically I will give you my run-down. Like I said I don't know exactly what street it is on, but hit up any smoke shop in the center (there is alot of them) and you will be pointed in the right direction.
Keep in mind everyone is really cool and Ductch when it comes to helping you out with where to and not to go.. Also keep in mind you will never see these people ever again so who gives a $#@+ if they see you going into a red light window...
Once you find the right street, do a little "window shopping"and pick out your favorite. As soon as you make eye contact with a girl she will be scratching the glass beggin for ya haha. Don't go in expecting to walk out w/o having done anything because these girls are hotter than anything you're going to pick up at a club haha.
Pick ya chick and right at the door (don't go in yet) lay down the contract. I had a bad experience because this broad wanted 50 euros for *%@% and suck (standard) but any additional positions were another 50 euros. SMH that is not normal. Tell this *#+ exactly what you want to do and be really nice to her.. Remember these are real people too.. don't be shy to give a tip, or compliment them. These girls just trying to get paid haha.
If she agrees and you agree then ya go on up to her little pad, you pay her, and when both of ya are clothing-less she will bust out a dome (mandatory, don't even consider not using one. and yes they provide). then ya do ya thang, say thank you and go on with your day.
my main advice is
-don't go into the red light with anything other than your NEEDED cash. it's fairly risky there to get $#@+ stolen who knows
-you WILL REEK of her perfume afterwards
-no photos
-50 euros should get you what you want (if established ahead of time) for 20 mins.
you can get guides to the best coffee shops. i just hit up betty bops and pre roleld jays are 3 euros.
Other than that, keep your head up and don't get mugged (it's pretty safe....).
For things like nightlife and hotels it is pretty expensive unless you go grimey but for 100 euros you can get a 2 bed - room that is pretty decent. i paid 400 bucks one night to stay in the tulip inn. smh. it was nice tho aha.
That right there says it best. Don't walk around with too much cash or a bag. Leave the camera at the hotel and if you are there with a friendrole with him. The sex museum are a trip go check one out. Good luck rap up and get high as a kite.
You know what take a picture at a unique location and everyone here on NT who goes to Amsterdam should try to take a pic at the same spot.
Originally Posted by SpringfieldXD
watch Hostel before you go.
Won't be any tobacco in you spliffs since you can't smoke it in coffeshops anymore.Originally Posted by joegonzalez99
Be careful if you get one of the spliffs from out there tho, its a mix of tobacco, hash and bud, i took a fat hit of that thinking it was just bud and hash, damn near knocked me on my %#+. if you want to try shrooms they have those a small liquor shops. you are gonna have hella fun out there tho